Uncyclopedia:VFH/Why?: Sit down, and have an Italian soda

Article: Why?:Sit down, and have an italian soda	Score: -3 SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
Nominated by:	It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
For: 2	sn+f Just want so see how this does before I edit it more. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. Bless.. It's ITALIAN! Plus it's pretty funny Don Puttano cHeDDs 00:39,13June,2009 00:39, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against. It's not ready for VFH. Work on it some more. Saberwolf116 20:02, 12 June 2009 (UTC) Against. Username jokes are gimmicky. IronLung 00:52, 13 June 2009 (UTC) No. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:03, 13 June 2009 (UTC) NO You wanted to see how it did before you edit some more? Try Pee Review, or ask one us for an opinion, but not like this. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:08, 13 June 2009 (UTC) Against. What is an Italian soda, exactly? This article makes little to no sense at all. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:24, Jun 13
Comments	Actually, "Italian" is just a name. They were invented in a restaurant in New York. Or maybe they weren't. I don't know, all I know is they're the best thing ever. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. Abstain. It's nice, but is it ready for the front page? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:09, 13 June 2009 (UTC) Yeah, it is. Egomaniac