Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Talking pineapple declared a national threat

Article: UnNews:Talking pineapple declared a national threat	Score: 1.5 talking pineapples
Nominated by:	~Pleb the magic! 20:44, 05/13/2012
For: 5	Qzekrom at his best. ~Pleb the magic! 20:44, 05/13/2012 For. Might benefit from a bit more work but it's good as it is. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:17, May 13, 2012 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:14, 14 May 2012 For. Alamojoe59 (talk) 22:55, May 16, 2012 (UTC) For. So stupid it's funny. Writer was on crack, for sure! Mattsnow 21:13, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 3.5	Against. I just don't think this is ready yet. A couple references to Téléfrançais would've gained my favor, seeing how this involves schoolchildren and pineapples... Ga mma287 ☭Tetяis? 21:34, May 13, 2012 (UTC) Against. 134.29.196.80 02:33, May 14, 2012 (UTC) Against. I fail to see the humor. RS (talk) 22:40, May 15, 2012 (UTC) Against. Not even funny. Good concept, though- maybe after some repairs. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 15:18, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
Comments	This is based on a real-world test question that got some newsplay and even attention on other websites. But I don't think most people will get the reference (like my Oz tv series article, I didn't realize that nobody had watched the damn show!). The fox was the most intelligent animal in the question, imnho. Aleister 22:19 13-5-'12 Whoa, I wasn't expecting this. I'm not going to be a dick and vote for my own article, especially since I didn't exactly want it nominated. I was hoping to get some more collaboration, but if you think it's awesome the way it is, then you're entitled to your own opinion. QED. -- Sir Cute HoOhOnThe Radio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 01:37, May 14, 2012 (UTC) Comment. This is a really good start imho its a little short. It would probably benifit from a secondary concept throughout the article (why did you chose a pinaple? what can you do with a pineapple and not any other character and how can you make it funny) for example. ShabiDOO 18:32, May 14, 2012 (UTC) Well then let's add whatever you're talking about. I guess we can close the nomination if everyone concurs with you. -- Sir Cute HoOhOnThe Radio [CUN • PBJ'12 • PLS(0) • Stuy'16] 19:46, May 14, 2012 (UTC) He chose pineapple because the test question was about a pineapple and a fox. This is an article about a real world event. Aleister UTC( If its about a real world event, then it's probably a good idea to make that clear in the article. p.s. voting for your article isn't dickish at all, everyone does it (except for the people who dont). --ShabiDOO* 20:38, May 14, 2012 (UTC) Okay...you said you wanted some contributors so I went over it and put it here. Tell me what you think. --ShabiDOO 21:05, May 14, 2012 (UTC)