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| Article: UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize
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Score: 12 backwards-bending upside-down peanut butter hand jobs, within the push of a button!
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RAHB 08:54, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
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For: 12
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- NMFR Nice noob work, THINKER'd by the master, and I hear there's a nice discount at one of my favorite restaurants in it for you if you'll vote feature and refer a friend to do the same. Exotic! -RAHB 08:54, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
- For. Well-written and clever. Andorin Kato 10:13, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
- Dig When the writing is good to begin with, THINKERing is like shooting fish in a teacup. --THINKER 15:28, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
- For. Obvious. Take a hint tech crunch, review apps that make lives easier. Puffskein 15:54, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
- Pheatshurr. • FreddThe Redd •
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 For. Of course! Per the whoring. Pup 23:19, 25/10/2009- For. when does this get available for me? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 04:15, Oct 26
- For. Clever satire. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 08:07, Oct 26 2009
- For. Indeed ChiefjusticeDS 10:38, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- For. The offensive phrase "people who aren't losers" has now been changed to the more politically correct "horny teenagers." So I'm voting for. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 16:24, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Yes. —Sir Socky
   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 26 October 2009
- FWHORE. Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 18:10, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
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| Comments
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- Abstain. Was for except for one unnecessary (in my view) aside on paragraph three. Doesn't add to the story.
 RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:26, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
- If you're talking about "people who aren't losers...." that bothered me too, and that's before I read your comment. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 02:44, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Puffskein has changed it. And don't be sad if you're a loser and don't have hot cheerleaders texting you thong shots. It happens. ;) --THINKER 05:13, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- I only said I was a cheerleader - I lied, apparently you aren't what you eat.--Puffskein 13:42, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- ..ok my fault, should have been more exact. This line: According to developers, "it really is, frankly, a fuckin' gem. Praise Allah; praise the iPhone." --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 14:00, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- I didn't care for that part either, but still really like the article. And by the way, that part's in paragraph four. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 18:00, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- We cannot be responsible for what the developers say in their interview. If they want to make asses out of themselves and praise their god(s), so be it. Puffskein 18:56, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- And I thought this was an Uncyclopedia article where you made stuff up! If this is real, I'm changing my vote. As soon as I buy one of these things. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 19:17, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Response has been so strong I might actually develop this app. --Puffskein 19:25, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
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