Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Bishops warn against Reiki

Article: UnNews:Bishops warn against Reiki	Score: 5.5
Nominated by:	Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:52, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
For: 8.5	nom and for - Meets and exceeds UnNews unstandards, funny as hell, based firmly in untruth. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:52, 2 April 2009 (UTC) For sure --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:20, 2 April 2009 (UTC) For.. Unnewsworthy.--Romartus 11:32, 3 April 2009 (UTC) For. Diverting! 128.6.213.80 18:26, 3 April 2009 (UTC) For Necro: Similar in concept to Bill Maher's skewer of the Christian man who didn't believe in Santa ("a magic man visiting every house in one night - ridiculous; a god hearing billions murmuring at once - reasonable"). This is similar, and very well executed. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 21:12, 3 April 2009 (UTC) For. Nicely done. --UU - natter 13:18, Apr 4 For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:58, 5 April 2009 (UTC) For -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:59, 7 Apr For. *Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:20, Apr. 18, 2009
Against: 3	What? No. IronLung 01:05, 12 April 2009 (UTC) Against. --Docile hippopotamus 00:33, 17 April 2009 (UTC) against. not feeling it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:25, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. - I'm missing something. :/ • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:42, Apr 2 Abstain. I don't think it's a bad article, but the humor doesn't come from the subject matter. For example, I'll always laugh when people make fun of those damn, dirty ~~apes~~ hippies, but that doesn't mean I found the rest of the article funny. Maybe I'm just picky. Sir Groovester \| Contributions \| Talk Page 07:13, 4 April 2009 (UTC)