Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting

Article: UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting	Score: 3 books for children
Nominated by:	Hiroyoshi 13:41, December 24, 2010 (UTC)
For: 8	For. Tasteful humour. Unlike 99% of articles here. Hiroyoshi 13:42, December 24, 2010 (UTC) Partial SelfFor. Yummy. I had the honour to write this beautiful article along with Zombiebaron. It's too bad the sections look kinda underpopulated on my wide computer screen, but then again, I've always regarded resolution-based bias as utter bullshit. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:35, 24 December 2010 For. M &M (christmas mood) 16:48, December 24, 2010 (UTC) Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 19:51, December 24, 2010 (UTC) For. I went back and forth on this, then went out and killed some kids on Christmas, and that made my mind up for me. Aleister 12:47 25 12 Not perfect, but I like it. --Black Flamingo 12:57, December 30, 2010 (UTC) For MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:08, December 30, 2010 (UTC) For. It's school shooting, for crying out loud! --Scofield 20:31, January 1, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against. Goes from being poor taste to just creepy and very off-putting. Sycamore (Talk) 14:31, December 24, 2010 (UTC) Against. Crudely executed imo. Reasonable subject matter, requires more subtlety. -- El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 22:36, December 27, 2010 (UTC) Against. Doesn't really add up as a feature to me. Tone seems all wrong too and the conclusion doesn't fit in with the rest in my view. *RomArtusImperator ®** (Orate) 00:19, December 30, 2010 (UTC) I'd rather not vote against an article purely on formatting, but this looks just awful, what with the large amounts of white space (Seriously, them clear=alls are rarely a good idea) and poor balance of images to text, and all. Fortunately for my sensibilities, but not so much for the article, it also seems unfocussed and rather rushed. Whatever they said, probably, too. gestures vaguely up 1 2 3 4 ~ 02:35, 30 December 2010 Against. See comment. Schamschi
Comments	Comment. Comment. That's a nice article. However, I think it is not yet quite ripe for being featured. It is quite well written and coherent. However, the whole thing ends up being a bit pointless. Why is the school shooting so important in the first place? Right, to impress that girl from the math class. I think the article should make it clear in the end that and why you have achieved your goal of impressing that girl. And also, if you explain WHY it is important to come across badass, you'll have chapters 1–3 covered. Besides, I think this article would be better off in the HowTo namespace, since it's pretty much a guide. Schamschi 18:42, December 27, 2010 (UTC) First of all, there are two reasons to perform a school shooting- there's also that bit about becoming a news-sensation. As acts like this can only be committed by bat fucking insane people, I really don't think a motive is that important. Also, every typical bad guy has to come across as badass, for best results, so I really do not regard your concerns as significant. --Scofield 19:47, January 2, 2011 (UTC)