Kansas

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

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Kansas (kænzəs) is an obscure Latin word meaning "a large square in the middle of any political map of the United States." It is often confused with:

• Arkansas
• Wyoming
• Colorado
• Arizona
• New Mexico
• Utah
• Nebraska
• Texas
• Oklahoma
• Athols, a town in Kansas.

Approved by the Kansas State Board of Education
This page meets all criteria and requirements for use as teaching material within the State of Kansas public school system. It consists of facts, not of theories, and students are encouraged to believe it uncritically, and to approach alternatives critically.

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New England	Connecticut ★ Maine ★ Massachusetts ★ New Hampshire ★ New Jersey ★ New York ★ Pennsylvania ★ Rhode Island ★ Vermont
The South	Alabama ★ Arkansas ★ Delaware ★ Florida ★ Georgia ★ Kentucky ★ Louisiana ★ Maryland ★ Mississippi ★ North Carolina ★ Oklahoma ★ South Carolina ★ Tennessee ★ Texas ★ Virginia ★ West Virginia
The Midwest	Illinois ★ Indiana ★ Iowa ★ Kansas ★ Michigan ★ Minnesota ★ Missouri ★ Nebraska ★ North Dakota ★ Ohio ★ South Dakota ★ Wisconsin
The Wild West	Alaska ★ Arizona ★ California ★ Colorado ★ Hawaii ★ Idaho ★ Montana ★ Nevada ★ New Mexico ★ Oregon ★ Utah ★ Washington ★ Wyoming
Territories	American Samoa ★ Guam ★ Northern Marijuana Islands ★ Puerto Rico ★ Washington, D.C.

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