Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Kansas (kænzəs) is an obscure Latin word meaning "a large square in the middle of any political map of the United States." It is often confused with:
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| New England |
Connecticut ★ Maine ★ Massachusetts ★ New Hampshire ★ New Jersey ★ New York ★ Pennsylvania ★ Rhode Island ★ Vermont |
| The South |
Alabama ★ Arkansas ★ Delaware ★ Florida ★ Georgia ★ Kentucky ★ Louisiana ★ Maryland ★ Mississippi ★ North Carolina ★ Oklahoma ★ South Carolina ★ Tennessee ★ Texas ★ Virginia ★ West Virginia |
| The Midwest |
Illinois ★ Indiana ★ Iowa ★ Kansas ★ Michigan ★ Minnesota ★ Missouri ★ Nebraska ★ North Dakota ★ Ohio ★ South Dakota ★ Wisconsin |
| The Wild West |
Alaska ★ Arizona ★ California ★ Colorado ★ Hawaii ★ Idaho ★ Montana ★ Nevada ★ New Mexico ★ Oregon ★ Utah ★ Washington ★ Wyoming |
| Territories |
American Samoa ★ Guam ★ Northern Marijuana Islands ★ Puerto Rico ★ Washington, D.C. |
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This is a disambiguation page. Of course, nobody cares. |