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Kim Kardashian gets ready for a facial
- Cicely Tyson demolishes Aaron Paul in Netflix boxing match
- Project 2025 to be implemented in 2026, riots ensue
- The Onion buys InfoWars. Extra true conspiracy theories coming soon!
- Epstein pal Trump picks sex pest pedophile as attorney general... and another sexual assaulter as defense secretary
- Trump picks Led Zeppelin to lead EPA
- Obama smears poop on daycare
- Kardashian and Aniston endorse bestiality (Pictured)
- UnNews publishes official 2024 post-election guide for liberals having to deal with Trump
- Joe Biden named winner of 2024 election, confusion erupts in America
- 2024 U.S. election cancelled due to absence of electoral votes, anarchy likely to follow
- TikToker Peanut the Squirrel swatted, killed for "illegal guns and drugs"
Ongoing: Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel-Hamas conflict • United States presidential election aftermath • NBA and NHL seasons • Athletes doing the "Trump dance"
Recent deaths: Quincy Jones • The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet • Democrat party • Tony Todd • The Dallas Cowboys' and New York Jets' seasons • Boxing
Upcoming deaths: Vladimir Putin • Kate Middleton • The Chicago Bears' and Cincinnati Bengals' playoff chances • Noam Chomsky • Google as a monopoly • Coldplay • Joe Biden • Donald Trump