Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 29

March 29: National Treason Day

• 30 AD - Judas Iscariot betrays his best friend Jesus for a Coke, gets a Pepsi from the Sanhedrin instead. Heartbroken, he hangs himself.
• 1792 - King Gustav III of Sweden is assassinated when conspirators remove the structural dowels in his HATTEFJÄLL office chair.
• 1847 - American troops sack the Mexican city of Veracruz, steal the secrets of the fish taco from its denizens.
• 1857 - Indian Sepoys mutiny against the British after being forced to endure their take on Indian cuisine.
• 1951 - Julius and Ethel Rosenberg are arrested for giving the Soviet Union secrets of the nuclear family.
• 1973 - William Calley, U.S. Army officer responsible for the My Lai Massacre, is given numerous high-fives for his "epic" K/D ratio.
• 2019 - The United Kingdom leaves the EU, as per the deal, the entire British Isles will be towed into the Bermuda Triangle.

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