Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 8

June 8: Your Friends are Totally Trying to Kill You Day

• 1213 - The Vatican, under Pope Innocent III, creates purgatory.
• 1312 - King Edward II became the first man to successfully grow a goatee. (Pictured)
• 1798 - North Dakota moves from the south of South Dakota to the north of South Dakota, to better fit its name.
• 1861 - Tennessee secedes from the Union after being called a pussy by South Carolina.
• 1949 - Author George Orwell writes his seminal classic, Nineteen Eighty-Four, thirty-five years two early.
• 1977 - Kanye West drops a generation-defining EP minutes after being born.
• 2017 - You read this entry, but you wished you hadn't bothered.

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