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I got booze. Because I'm an adult. Mostly. I would've got Skyrim, but I took an arrow to the knee. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:08, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

I got AIDS for Christmas. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 14:13, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
I got a hangover. I thank my family for it. At least it wasn't AIDS like Georgie, so I guess I'm lucky :) Talk Mattsnow 14:14, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
I also got AIDS for Christmas. --EMC [TALK] 16:14 Dec 26 2011
Yeah man that was some party. --Black Flamingo 17:26, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
Well EMC, you are gay, there's no problem with that, but taking it in your rearend without protection is hazardous. Don't come near my family again. Talk Mattsnow 17:32, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
@Modusoperandi: I got Transmetropolitan vol. 1: Back on the Street, and I don't regret it either. (God, that book rocks.) ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 18:41, 12/26/2011
I got herpes for Hannukah. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:17, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
I got last night's left overs. --Mimo&maxus 19:37, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
@Mimo seems you are the lucky guy of the bunch lol Talk Mattsnow 19:48, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
I can share them with you... if you want it too. Heart.jpg --Mimo&maxus 19:52, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
@Mattsnow: Whoa there. You say I'm not lucky for receiving the coolest graphic novel in the world? ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 21:31, 12/26/2011
You mean the most annoying, Mimo :) Talk Mattsnow 21:47, December 26, 2011 (UTC)
I got nuthin'. At least it's better than getting an STD. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:05, 27 December 2011
I got last years's gifts over again, just like every year. The Teddy Bear is quite worn down, and my bike is starting to look like something from an antique shop, but I sure have fun opening them! Never a dull moment ripping the old paper from the toys. Aleister 1:33 Boxing Day plus 1
i managed to restore some of my foreskin (i think). that counts because i say so. --Not a Jew 02:47, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
I got Guitar Center gift cards. I bought a bass guitar with them. I hope I don't die of the Christmas AIDS before I pick it up from layaway though. That would be kind of ironic, but mostly terrible. -RAHB 11:50, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

I got Socks, they keep ma wee stoater warm.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:35, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

I got a new top, an ornament for digital pictures to use with the digital camera that I don't have, a small vacuum, a closet organizer, and a one-cup coffee maker. I'm happy. But I'll be happier once I have a job next year. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:36, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
I got a coffee maker. This means I have been woken up every day since by my partner who asks me to make her a coffee. I got a shirt I don't like, but she thinks it looks good on me. I also got an ankle brace that sets off an alarm every time I try and leave the house. Pup 07:12 01 Jan '12
True uncyclopdians don't have partners or girlfriends. We prefer the joy given us by a PC. --Mimo&maxus 08:24, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
I asked for money, and all I got were some euros. Apparently it's cheaper than coal lumps. --Nikau 14:44, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

I went to the supermarket and bought a plant. Well, okay, that was the day after Christmas, but still. We all celebrate in our own ways; some of us like a good discount cactus. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:17, 2 January 2012