Annette Funicello
Annette Joan "Fun"ichello (October 22, 1942 – April 18, 2013) was the head counsel member of The Mickey Mouse League. She was found in a run down New York brothel by "Lord" Uncle Walt Disney. As she matured, she quickly gained rank by accepting bestiality and having sex with Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Clarabelle Cow, Pluto and others while dressing herself as random animals. (The Furry Movement was founded as such by Annette.) She finally became head counsel member of The Mickey Mouse League until 1968 when she disappeared while playing beach blanket bingo with Frankie Avalon. It's suspected that Frankie was actually an assassin hired by the Warner Brothers and their sister Dot in an attempt to disrupt The Mickey Mouse League. It's also suspected that she survived the assassination attempt and was hiding out in the abandoned ruins of Disneyland France next to Walt Disney's frozen head and Song of the South living off of Merlot and foie gras awaiting her time to reappear and seek vengeance on the Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister.
Death[edit | edit source]
Funicello suffered from multiple sclerosis for several years and died on April 18, 2013, at age 70.
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