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The 10th edition of the Poo Lit Surprise writing competition is now open for submissions.
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Vigilance shall be visited upon this vermin-filled vestige forthwith!
Victims without value, vacant of vitality, shall vanish.
Volunteer for vindication!
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Forest Fire Week!Uncyclopedia is currently under Martial Law. Cleanup is in progress for the week of
November 16th to
23rd.Administrators are under orders to delete any pages out after curfew or without passports. Editors beware!
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WASHINGTON D.C. -- Horror was brought to NASA's headquarters as the north star, also known as Polaris, had suddenly vanished this night. Outcry has spread across the world, as compasses are exploding everywhere, as their only source of direction has unexpectedly disappeared. The subspecies of human known as "flat earthers" claim this as a victory against the globists, although their statements are complete and utter bullshit.
Now, for our non-space fans here, fucking shoot yourself. Why would you read an article about the North Star disappearing... if you don't know about it? But for the majority of you non-space fans who haven't shot themselves, the description of what the north star is... well, in the name. It's a star aligned perfectly north. If we get rid of it... NO MORE NORTH!
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*... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
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- ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
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- ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
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- ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
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