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#'''For'''. Disturbing. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 19:40, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  
#'''For'''. Disturbing. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 19:40, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
 
#'''For''' the article, not the man. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 21:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  
#'''For''' the article, not the man. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 21:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Self For''' - Cheers --[[User:James-sibley|Sibley]] 18:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  
#'''Self For''' - Cheers --[[User:James-sibley|Sibley]] 18:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
 
#'''For'''. Very smartly (if that's the right word to use) done. {{User:Heerenveen/sig2}} <small><span STYLE="font-family: Courier;color:#00FFFF;">21/04 10:22 </span></small>
  
#'''For'''. Very smartly (if that's the right word to use) done. {{User:Heerenveen/sig2}} <small><span STYLE="font-family: Courier;color:#00FFFF;">21/04 10:22 </span></small>

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Everybody Hates Dubya (Television Series)

Vote: Everybody Hates Dubya (Television Series)

Score: 4 Successful Seasons

Nomination: User:Dr. Fenwick
For Votes: 4
  1. Self Nom& For--Dr. Fenwick 20:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig after I fixed that bitch right the hell up. Grammar man, grammar! ;) --THINKER 00:16, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Here I am. On the road again. Trying to fix that's what she said so it gets voted for more. When it comes, back, I expect retribution. Of course I don't not. Anyway, good luck.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:44, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:41, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Last time this got I believe four for votes and zero against so everyone who voted for this would you mind doing it again hopefully I get some more positive votes. Also on another note this article was recently taken off becasue it was said to be illegitmate because it hadn't been on Pee Review for a wekk and it was a self-nomiantion but it has this has just been redirected toa more interesting title.--Dr. Fenwick 20:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

It actually WASN'T redirected, but instead copied and pasted, but I'll kill the new one and move the old one to it.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:48, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for that, and sorry about that whole mess on your talk page --THINKER 07:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Mental illness

Vote: Mental illness

Score: 6 illness

Nomination: Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:08, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Self Nom and For. Winner of Best Article by a Noob on the last PLS, and the last time it was nommed (by Braydie) it got to 14 For votes and no Against votes. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:08, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. Pretty damn funny.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:46, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. I like it a lot, funny as hell. --Deltantor 03:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. THE PINCUSHIONS ARE OUT TO GET ME. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:18, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:21, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Good box use --THINKER 07:27, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power

Vote: HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power

Score: 4 undeserved offices held

Nomination: Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 16:21, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Shameless self nom and for. Poo Lit runner-up from earlier this year. Vote for free ice cream! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 16:21, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig Prosperity for me! --THINKER 16:35, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Yes Good use of images, and it's true, too! --Ekashp 17:49, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For I just love a good How To! And this is one. ^_^ --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:59, 23 April 2007
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Bowtie

Vote: Bowtie

Score: 3 dapper dames and gentlepersons

Nomination: THINKER 19:42, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Selfnom + Dig Got a good review in the pee also. --THINKER 19:42, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - impressive. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:50, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Bowties on animals. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 16:22, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Fo funny article about an incredibly boring subject. what's next? pocket protectors? --THE 22:11, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against - Didn't make me laugh. Matt lobster 19:17, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Pond Whales

Vote: Pond Whales

Score: 0 POND WHALES ARE BETTER THAN YOU!!!

Nomination: Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:25, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. NOM+FOR THIS ARTICLE IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:25, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. No, seriously. --Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 18:19, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Seriously. Forget that the article was made by Benson, open your mind, and down some pills, and this article starts to look really, really swirly and colorful. I mean, funny and good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:28, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Weak For On the fence, but the Saved by the Bell chop put me over. Cool. --THINKER 08:11, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against. Just no. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 22/04 09:01
  2. DoublePlusUnGood Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 19:37, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. No not that funny--Redribbbon 23:12, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Weak Against I was so close to saying yes, and I hate being a stickler, but the unprofessional tone seemed to meander. Sorry.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:49, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Colonel

Vote: Colonel

Score: 11

Nomination:
For Votes: 13
  1. Self nom & for So long as everyone's going nuts with the nominations, here's one of mine that did pretty well on pee review. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:56, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Holy crap that's good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:36, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Defend the barren wasteland! --L 04:47, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Quite funny. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 04:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:37, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Crocodiles, Scorpions (and lions). If this goes through - Cap'n Ben should be promoted to Colonel Ben! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:06, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:24, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Karma-AH 13:26, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. DIG absolutely! --THINKER 16:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Excellent! --Delketh 19:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Zyrac 19:50, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For--Dr. Fenwick 21:27, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:36, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against <yawns>. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:43, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against -- The Llama Llover!!! 04:01, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Andrew Flintoff offered presidency of Russia

Score: 3 alcoholics in the English cricket team.

Nomination: Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:54, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Self-nom and for - This news is more than a month old now, but I thought I should give it a try. Especially after it received my best Pee Review ever. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:54, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For despite the horrible RR. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 22/04 14:29
  3. Pedalo sinking for! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 16:14, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Dig That was highly entertaining. Perhaps, if it makes it to feature time, zim could rerecord or edit the file to take out that damn RR quote.. --THINKER 16:50, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against it's only six paragraphs long, and one of those is Russian Reversal. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I hate that Russian Reversal line too. Some dumbass IP added it, and now it is on the audio file, so removing it would ruin Zim's hard work on the audio files. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:28, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

No Orleans

Score: 2 remnants of an Orleans

Nomination: Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 03:01, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. nom+for It may be old but still hilarious Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 03:01, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Karma-AH 13:29, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For assuming we keep the perspective. See the line in the intro that I nuked for details. --Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 18:50, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Weak Against I can't really explain it, but whilst on the fence, I just don't really like this one. Sorry --THINKER 07:29, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Tony the Tiger

Vote: Tony the Tiger

Score: 5 Frosties Kids

Nomination:
For Votes: 5
  1. Nom + For This was quasi-featured, so I thought it deserved another run out, if we're in a drought. --Don alun 23:22, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For--Gaberou 04:42, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:32, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. It's Diiiig! Very funny stuff --THINKER 17:04, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. This is Great! For--Dr. Fenwick 22:08, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Lord of the Flies

Vote: Lord of the Flies

Score: 6 civilized british children

Nomination: Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Nom+ DoublePlusGood Old Quasi-Featured Article that is quite funny Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 22:18, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:05, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 06:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Don alun 15:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Too British. /me adjust monocle. Or duocle in this case. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:14, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. That Simon kid was wiggidy whack. --Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 23:34, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

Vote: The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner

Score: 12 delicious kraft horse meat dinners

Nomination: An old PLS entry AND QFH.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13
  1. I thought about nomming and against-ing, but then I remembered that was stupid.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:28, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Must...show...love...for...one's...own...article...--Sir Shandon 21:40, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, damnit. Now Shandon has two pages on VFH. His head must be <emoticon of /me holding hands really far apart> big. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For'That poor horse.--Dr. Fenwick 22:04, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Doubleplusgood Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 22:23, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --EMC [TALK] 22:32, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Still one of the best unfeatured articles of all time. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Holy crap, that's funny. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For--Gaberou 04:46, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Kraft cheese triangles once again. This will be featured one day... -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 16:27, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. I must have given a decent explanation last time it was nommed. Probably. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 19:14, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:17, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:57, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. Dig Digly Funny spin --THINKER 07:31, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1

Against - This article just doesn't push my funny button -- The Llama Llover!!!

Everybody cares

Vote: Everybody cares

Score: 11 people who care

Nomination: Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. Nom and for --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:16
  3. For--Imp88 11:08, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For-- c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Dig --THINKER 20:33, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. DoublePlusGood Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 20:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For--Dr. Fenwick 22:58, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For----Wondernerd2 23:52, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:38, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, although could have sworn that Todd Lyons wrote this. Regardless, this is great quality article that satirizes Fox News in a way that hasn't been overdone. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:26, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Without this, Nobody Cares wouldn't have an archnemisis. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 08:59, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. 'For it is splendid, and thus worthy of the limelight.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:45, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Naah. -L 04:38, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • You guys don't want me back, do you? I should think that would be the height of recklessness. Anyway, thanks! (I always thought this was one of my better efforts, actually.)  c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Artificial Pseudoscientology

Vote: Artificial Pseudoscientology

Score: 10 small coloured elasticbands

Nomination: The well written style and the well illustratedness of this article blew me away when I first read it, all those months ago. -- Zombiebaron
For Votes: 10
  1. The Nomination and then this For, as per that nom. -- The Zombiebaron 00:07, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. —Braydie 10:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. --Nydas 12:27, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Wow....I love this article! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. DIG Good stuff --THINKER 20:36, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:26, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Splendid stuff. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:52, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Not only funny, but pleasant in appearance. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 21:02, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. STRONG For forgot how good this was after the PLS faded from my short attention span. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:33, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:30, 23 April 2007
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties

Score: 11 zombies eating my brain

Nomination: Yes, otherwise it wouldn't be here. Obviously. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. You know when you search for something and stumble across something else? This is like that. But with zombies. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:06, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. -- The Zombiebaron 20:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For I do know what you're talking about. And I'm all for it.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:16, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Very, Very Strong For. This is a work of art. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR A very great tale of teh 60s. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH16:24, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Nice, very nice.--Gaberou 21:36, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig I once loved a cold-blooded she-zombie.. Not that far back though, I'm not an old person.. --THINKER 21:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. Strong for before I even read the article. The name of the article is just priceless. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:50, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. Rawr says the author (you have no idea how well-researched this article is...)--Sir Shandon 22:55, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:33, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 16:28, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Charles Darwin

Vote: Charles Darwin

Score: 10 Baby-eating intellectual atheists nuked

Nomination:
For Votes: 10
  1. A really classy article. Fantastic images and funny througout. --Kelpan 18:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:37, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Disturbing. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:40, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For the article, not the man. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:23, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. for because i like it, and also just to piss off the atheists --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:00, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Self For - Cheers --Sibley 18:05, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. Very smartly (if that's the right word to use) done. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:22
  8. For. If only I could stroke those cheek hairs... --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:39, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. I like--Redribbbon 18:05, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For - I hate it. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group

Vote: UnNews:Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group

Score: 6 Spontaneous combustions

Nomination: Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Nom + For A nice group effort by some random Uncyc psychos. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. DIG Thanks especially to Mhaille and Spang for policing the vandalism, and of course to you Zim, for hitting every inflection of every word exactly as it was intended to read. Cocktails for everybody! --THINKER 23:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For more UnNews' that makes me think. Not about this. About pudding. Oh, sweet pudding... --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:19, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. --~ Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    21:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 07:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UUJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​UJewriken.GIF​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Happy Feet

Vote: Happy Feet

Score: 7 Überpinguinsch

Nomination: Don alun 18:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 9
  1. Nom + For Thought this was very, very funny --Don alun 18:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. for. Who knew that penguins ran a police state? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:16, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. for. I love this article. Gryffon 06:45, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. --~ Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    21:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --This article is brilliant, and if you don't vote for it, you're a commie. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:54, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For -- For great justice... --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. 4 AErm how do you vote agian? Oh yes, there, now i wonder if my sig still works Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk , oh fuck, some crappy purple one
  8. For Holy crap - DiZ WROTE THIS? No offense, but I would never expect a work of such pure awesomeness from him. Great job, exceeds all expectations. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:29, 22 April 2007
  9. Nice up to the cold, bitter end, though I do hope this is towards the end of the "LOLz at Socialism" series; they aren't all written like this. --THINKER 08:16, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

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Against Votes: 2
  1. This Sucks! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:22, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against --I'm a commie.(Gir. 01:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC))

Austria-Hungary

Vote: Austria-Hungary

Score: 7.5 purloined cheesecakes

Nomination: Cap'n Ben
For Votes: 7.5
  1. Nom + For Just found this on Pee Review, and laughed all the way through it. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:59, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. Jawohl! - MaximvsDecimvs 18:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. good good. - Leatherboundbooks 23:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. Dig Mostly for that jaunty looking footsoldier. :) --THINKER 00:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. Self-For Cheekily snuck-in --Zarbag 21:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --General Insineratehymn 01:47, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Ilona06 02:35, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Very good. 213.165.173.124 17:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Homing pigeon

Vote: Homing pigeon

Score: 9.5 attempted assassinations of the Pope

Nomination: Zerotrousers
For Votes: 11.5
  1. Nom+for Braydie's been working on this for a while now and I think he deserves some credit. Also, it's funny.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 07:32, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. self for —Braydie 19:13, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. It's a'ight.--T.K.F. 12:16, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --Don alun 14:34, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. Dig --finker.jpgTHINKER 21:28, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For -- The Zombiebaron 21:59, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Made me chuckle Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:56, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. Fortunately, this article is funny, so I will vote for it. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 05:21, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. You can guess why. -- Pigeon 09:38, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Nicely written. 213.165.173.124 17:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For next time - "Heat-Seeking Monkeys". -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:32, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. L 11:39, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. It looks like an article built to justify the (excellent) pictures. Not funny enough. Sorry. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:06, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Actually, this was something stupid I thought up one day in college after seeing a red link. REALLY stupid. Then I expanded it a little and added the Pope and pigeon with road map pictures after ICU with an account I made on the spot, but it was still stupid. Braydie made it into all kinds of awesome - check the edit history. So it wasn't just justifying the pictures, I just made a shitty article which Braydie rewrote and he should eat your brains now. Precious, precious brains. 80.42.24.244 23:28, 10 April 2007 (UTC)


Previously Featured

Homeless Nerds

Vote: Homeless Nerds

Score: 13 stolen laptops

Nomination: The Llama Llover!!! 19:24, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 13

Featured —rc (t) 06:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom + For - I saw this article a little while ago, and it was quasi-featured. I thought it was good and deserved a second chance (or is this a third chance? Or maybe fourth?) Anyway, it's a nice article
  2. DoublePlusGoodSqueak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 20:56, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For – Preceding unsigned comment added by Naughty Budgie (talk • contribs) dif
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:49, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. One of my favorites among the oldies.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Ikabu 01:25, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. Rather funny, and excellent use of images. --Efitu» Talk|Wikipedia|Email|F@H|Wikia 01:40, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For I like it. --Ekashp 02:28, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For I will code html for food.--Scott 06:26, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:13, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For -Deserved it first time on VFH-Retrofuture42 09:54, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For for about the tenth time. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 16:25, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Dunno if we are still voting or not, but this is awesome XD -- Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 07:51, 23 April 2007
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Byzantine Empire

Vote: Byzantine Empire

Score: 12.5 uptight former Romans

Nomination: General Insineratehymn 03:27, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 12.5

Featured —rc (t) 05:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Many people before me have tried to write a funny Byzantine Empire article, but all have failed... until now. Some time ago, I found this article in a miserable condition, and I took it upon myself to rewrite this article. Some time later, I had completely rewritten the article. I submitted it to Pee Review, left it for a week, and now I nominate it on VFH. In summary, For. --General Insineratehymn 03:27, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. My doctor has me on Byzantine. He says it keeps the voices away. The voices disagree. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:25, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. Brilliant rewrite. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:33, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:36, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For One of the best turnarounds of an article I've seen. Constantinopolis Victor! --Zarbag 11:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:11, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. FOR Pure genius. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH 15:29, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Marty
  9. For--Scott 14:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, but needs some minor touch-ups. --EMC [TALK] 17:15, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Very good! 213.165.173.124 17:29, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. For.  c • > • cunwapquc? 20:00, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Nothing was really laugh out loud funny, but clever.--Gaberou 04:56, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased

Vote: UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased

Score: 10 % human sex slaves

Nomination: TKF 19:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11

Featured —rc (t) 09:53, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Self-nom + For. This has been on Pee Review for a few days and got two very nice reviews, so I'm going to take a whack at nominating it --TKF 19:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. On that note, good to see you here again, TKF. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:40, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 21:17, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:09, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. -- Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 09:04, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. -- Because it was the first thing I've seen that made me laugh since visiting for the first time in months. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 22:01, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. -- Awesome article. Almost thought uncyclopedia was running out of funny articles until I found this (it's all I do for an hour an a half during second perion in school =P).Megamanfanx7 15:13, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  8. For -- It's funny. What else needs to be said? --Ljlego 21:19, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:43, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For beastiality and For this article too. --EMC [TALK] 23:22, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Have you any wool? goshzillacorrespondence 02:36, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I guess other people see something in this I don't. Could have been a lot better. Rogpyvbc 04:18, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I don't want to see this stagnating, come on people get out and vote! --T.K.F. 12:19, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

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