User:Scott

Scott
Real Name: Scott,duh
Age: Nobody Cares
Gender: Male
Member since: 19:43, 26 August 2006
Occupation: Scams
Favourite Article: User:Scott
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Uncyclopedia:In-jokes
IRC name: SCOTT_
Weapon of Choice: 2nd Admenment

Info about my activity on uncyclopedia and my contributions[edit | edit source]

5

This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typpo.

Old[edit | edit source]

Articles that I wrote a few years back when I was active.Most of these are decidedly unfunny. I wasn't as good as a writer back them but some them had a good idea...I think

5

This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

OC!	This user loves the Old Contents and wants it reinstated.

Alien overlords

I think this was first one I wrote. It suffered bad grammar and was overall poorly executed

WHOIS

Terrible execution. I was trying to make look an actual WHOIS query site but never went anywhere joke wise. Sort of meh.

Mimas

Literally has one overdone joke. Mimas looks like the death star...yeah it sucks

User:Scott/9/11 WTC controlled explosion

I originally wrote this as straight up satire of 911turth.org sites that were prevalent a few years ago. Flawed logic and everything. I like the direction it went when I abandoned with Pepsi and mementos. well anyways it sucked and someone put it for deletion and it instead of it being deleted they moved to my user space. Apparently some people didn't get it the joke but yeah it sucks

Get rich QUICK!!!!

By far my best article a straight imitation of a scam site. I saw someone put it up vfd, it was awesome that people got the joke and kept.

new[edit | edit source]

User:Scott/Getting Rich:Intro my new series continuing the Peter Stansberg character

Idea's[edit | edit source]

Awards[edit | edit source]

For your hard, dedicated work as a member of the Jury of the Capercorn Nazi War Crime Trials, The Capercorn presents you with a Nuremburg Award!!

The Head Chronicler of BENSON has awarded you this Certificate of Certification, which Certifies that you have done a certifiably right good job of helping him in his efforts to write enough Chronicles to fill a dump truck.

Pics[edit | edit source]

Images for Articles that I never got started on.

Info[edit | edit source]

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    my anti-drug

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is against the the banning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. because Nintendo does rule

en-G

This user does not speak English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all English speakers.

1337

This user is elite.

17-N

This user is a native speaker of 1337.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

JoW

This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

bu-X

This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.

This user is a mutant.

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

BENSON IS BETTER THAN THIS USER.