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Hello and welcome to our one hour special on the American Man, brought to you by cool, refreshing, Coors Light! In the next hour, you will learn the ins and outs of being a true man according to our sponsor, Coors Light. Silver Bullet!

Many of these qualities are (or should be) entirely obvious to any man living in America, sitting on his couch with his dumbass friends, a plate of wings on the coffee table, and a frost-brewed Coors Light in his hand to wash it all down with. However, for those wishing to study the subtle mannerisms of the species, for lesser men hoping to become less of a wimp (or straight), or for annoyed girlfriends/wives who are sick of repressing their rage for their beastly better halves, we present the following crash-course in manhood as our sponsor, ice cold Coors Light, would have us do so. (Full article...)

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California's real estate market is on fire... literally.
- And in shambles.
- Steve Guttenberg comes to the rescue... without those goofy sound effects
South Korea's president arrested for "accidentally" declaring martial law while ordering pizza, sentenced to play in the Squid Game
Trudeau resigns after making a mess for a decade, Canucks rejoice
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January 21: Drink Until It Stops Hurting Day

30 AD - Supply Side Jesus patents cure for leprosy, sells treatment for thirteen drachmas.
1503 - The first handgun is designed, launches the shooter's hands towards the enemy.
1781 - Benedict Arnold, tired of being called "Eggs Benedict" by George Washington, defects to the British.
1850 - Millard Fillmore installs the White House's first bathtub.
1954 - Leni Riefenstahl writes, directs and stars in propaganda film, "Both Sides Were Bad, M'Kay?"
1991 - First ever "Yo-Mama Joke" is told. Violent bitch-slaps shortly follow.
2017 - Millions of feminist activists and Antifa super soldiers march in the streets, murder innocent shop windows.

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