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Heyyy junior, come here! Let me see you big guy, c'mon, flex those muscles! Oooh look at those guns huh, you been working out? I bet all the ladies are going crazy for you at school. What Karen? Of course, I know he's just a kid, but c'mon, I'm his father! Shouldn't a father be able to teach his six-year-old some lessons about life? He's going to be liking girls eventually and-

What's that? He's eight-years-old? What, nooo of course I knew that! I was just teasing him, you know, just playing around. Stop acting so serious all the time Karen.

You bitch...

What's that? Oh no nothing, I was telling junior here how he's going to go have some fun now with his dad, you know, since our parental agreement states I can only have him once every 2 years. Haha, I know, I know, the court voted in your favor, but I could have won too if my lawyer was a little bit better and if I had slept with the judge...

What? Oh no, haha, I was just saying how you're such a great mother. I am so glad to have such a great woman raising my child...my only child...my only son... (Full article...)

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Did You Know? No, you didn't.

... that the Angel of Death is after you? (Pictured)

... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?
... that compromise is a great diplomatic tool? Although on an international level, a nuclear arsenal is even better?
... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
...that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
... that your boss is behind you watching you waste time?
... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?

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April 1: April Fools' Day

1926 - April Emily Fools is born to Herb and Emma Fools in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
1938 - At the age of twelve, Fools first shows an interest in baking when she helps her grandmother bake cookies.
1944 - Fools lands her first job, working at a tank tread manufacturing plant in downtown Milwaukee.
1949 - After a lengthy engagement, April marries Albert Cranston in Madison, Wisconsin.
1952 - Upon the suggestion of a friend, April begins a small baked goods business from her own kitchen.
1955 - April and Albert welcome their first child into the world: Richard Cranston, named after his paternal grandfather.
1957 - The Cranston family welcomes their second child, Judy.
1971 - April enjoys what she would later describe as "the rush of a lifetime" after appearing on a local television program instructing children how to bake brownies.
1978 - Albert and April become grandparents to Henry Cranston.
1994 - April Emily Fools-Cranston passes away in her hometown of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The Milwaukee Herald declares her birthday a national holiday.
2022 - In honor of April, Morbius is released, raking in morbillions at the box office and boosting her family's trust to guarantee the continued support of the April Fools Baking Institute for years to come.

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