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VFH Discussion[edit source]

Because I don't want to push the envelope too greatly adding comments on VFH, I thought I'd do it here. I don't care about your against vote; as I told someone when this article was placed on VFD, the fact that most people don't understand it merely makes it funnier for me and the people who do. So thanks for that. What I do care about is your comment that it should be merged with James Joyce because of its title. For one, this article has been on its own for a couple months now and couldn't possibly acclimate itself with flatmates, even well-behaved ones. Second, which was my point on VFH, is that Texas Jewboys shows about 37 thousand hits on Google - quite a small number despite an article on Wikipedia, or whatever. Now, What Would Jesus Do?, which this article's title is parodying by adding one extra J, produces over 61 million hits. There are certainly articles whose titles are more outlandish than this one. So yes, you are right, it is only me. --Imrealized 21:42, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

test--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 07:11, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for the explanation. What would Jesus do! was an entirely unknown idiom to me. I had never heard of it before, neither meant WWJD anything to me. Hence the WWJJD just seemed like a strange parody of Finnegans wake to me with an awkward title. I will reconsider, but I do not promise to change vote. :-) --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 22:42, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
Oh, WWJD? is a huge, umm... fad or something in the States. I guess it has died down a bit recently, but I predict it will rise again in like, three years. And no worries about the vote - believe me, the againsts don't bother me. If my writing appeals to someone, they will find it. If not, then I wouldn't dream of subjecting them to it within the hallowed halls of the Main Page. --Imrealized 23:02, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
There you see the cultural distance. I'm proud to be a pagan Swede, totally unaware about what Jesus Christ would do, other being miserably executed in order to release everyone from sins that many didn't know they had before his followers were kind enough to tell them about it.--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 23:09, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
Don't forget about letting people eat his body and drink his blood, thereby making Christians cannibalistic vampires. Go Pagans! --Imrealized 23:30, 2 June 2006 (UTC) P.S. You guys make great meatballs. Swedes anyway - I'm not so sure about pagans.
Pagans make fairly regular meatballs, nothing special at all. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Neurolepsy[edit source]

I just read Dogma, and while I didn't fall actually asleep, I was distracted by the excitement of watching the paint dry on the wall next to me... Does this count as avoiding Neurolepsy? Just Checking... TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 17:46, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

IRC[edit source]

IRC = Internet Relay Chat. The Admins like it when users pop in to talk/listen. So make a point to visit us. -- T. (talk) 16:35, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Pakistan, stop being a douchebag[edit source]

Why are you re-editing Pakistan everytime I update it from your racist rhetoric? Clearly you are deprived of a girlfriend, I'm sorry for that, unclyopedia is here to make people laugh, keep that backwardass mindset away please.

Get an account and leave your timestamp so that I can get back at you!--Suresh 11:45, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Holler @ me my fellow brownie. --Sohail 11:51, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Really glad thats over with. Thanks for keeping your end of the deal. Thanks again --Sir Cornbread 05:50, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I wonder what made it? Probably the anal probes...--Suresh 06:09, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Your Turn[edit source]

Not only did I remove my vote, but so did Pancake, so he clearly got the message. Please remove your vote against me now, as you said you would. Thanks --Sir Cornbread 02:59, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

The famous Swedish inqusition at work.--Suresh 05:58, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

OK[edit source]

I removed my vote against you, and I sent a message to Pancake telling him to stop. Please remove your vote against me too. I think he will get the message when he reads what I wrote him. Also if it happens I am also looking forward to winning the "Most nominated n00b but never won" award with you too. Thanks--Sir Cornbread 20:34, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

NOTM[edit source]

Despite the fact that you dont like Pancake, what he does and what I do are unrelated. After talking to Todd Lyons I have decided to do something. I have posted a message on Pancake's page, asking him to stop voting against everyone. Still, you should not vote agaisnt ME because HE voted against you. Please read Todd Lyons talk page, and read my entry. I have a proposal. If you remove your vote against me, I will remove mine against you. I didnt want to vote against you, I just did because you did to me. Please read Todd's talk page, and let me know what you think. Thanks. --Sir Cornbread 04:41, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

You're welcome.[edit source]

Natch, I'm sure. Use it well.--King In Yellow 19:59, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

I'm enjoying our collaboration on Asperger's Syndrome. I like doing rewrites, but they are easier to stay motivated with when you can see others adding new sections, too. -- T. (talk) 00:31, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month[edit source]

Heh. You didn't sign your acceptance/vote. There's the proof that you're still a n00b, even though this is your second trip to the contest.  :) Sign, please. -- T. (talk) 12:57, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Vote for me[edit source]

Nominate and/or vote Rataube as January's Noob of the Month, for his contributions with, articles, editions, manteinance work, and much, much, much more. Or get ready to be eaten by a grue.

Ti parla italiano? Veramente? Buona fortuna nella tua campagna. --Rataube 15:05, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Beatification[edit source]

I did as you said, but for now I couldn't came up with a better quote. Any suggestions?--Rataube 11:09, 28 January 2006 (UTC)

Contrary to popular belief?[edit source]

  • Once, on the VFD page, you once said: "Every article that starts with contrary to popular belief, must be destoyed." Then do you also mean that Sandwitch should be destroyed as well, because it isn't bad. --Captain Radio Willy 01:44, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • The Sandwitch will hang in the lamp posts when the day of revolution comes - I promise.--Suresh 04:18, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

(just added the term here)

Um, why? What's wrong with it? --Captain Radio Willy 23:51, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • First: Don't take it to serious
  • Second: It has to do with my taste. When I see one and the same formulation in many articles i start to react against them. "---contrary to popular belief---" is not a very unusual one...
  • Third. I see Uncyclopedia as a parallell universe with no knowledge of this one that we are living in. Therefore I bounce at formulations like:
Contrary to popular belief, George W Bush is not the President of the United States"

It's like reading:

Contrary to popular belief, Rugblamania is not worlds greatest country. 

I mean - it might be in a parallell universe, but then I wouldn't know anything about it.

So instead of "---popular belief---" I would simply state:

George W Bush is the chairman of National Megalomania Society in the United States.

Clear? ;)--Suresh 00:05, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Signature test[edit source]

--[[User:Suresh|User:Suresh/sig Suresh]] 20:53, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Go to your preferences, and as nickname, put {{User:Suresh/sig}}. Check the "Raw signature" box. Save. Hard refresh. You're done. :D --~ sin($) tan() 20:55, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and your image as it stands is too big... A maximum height of 22px is acceptable. :D --~ sin($) tan() 21:08, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

You really do care, do you? ;-). But it still doesn't really work... --User:Suresh/sig 21:11, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

That's because you're supposed to use {{ }}, and not [[ ]]. See the difference? Just copy paste my code up there. --~ sin($) tan() 21:13, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

I just got that, through intense peering at your previuos message... . Now I just have to shape up the pic. What is this .png format? And what good graphic program is freeware?--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 21:16, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

PNG is kind of like gif, only better. You can do moving images and add a transparency.
As for the freeware: Uhm... I think GIMP is a good one, but I use PaintShopPro... If you can send me the pic you want to add a transparency to (preferably larger than the one up now now), I can do that for you... --~ sin($) tan() 21:22, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

I don't know anything about pictures, but transparency is good, says my accountant. So you might have a shot. How do I send you my bitmap? --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 21:35, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Hmmmz... That's a good question... Is there nowhere on the internet you can put it? Like a photobucket account or something? If not, hmmmmmz... I s'pose you could send it through email... But you're going to have to come on IRC so I can give it. --~ sin($) tan() 21:42, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Just to prove I am cool I turned the bitmap into a web page. :-D

| Suresh bitmap --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 21:58, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Cool? maybe. Stupid? Yes. Just kidding... But I asked for a bigger version... That's the same size, only with the antialiasing removed... But anyways, it'll suffice, I s'pose... Here's the image: Suresh simple.png Change the [[Image:Suresh_simple.jpg|22px]] to [[Image:Suresh_simple.png|22px]] and you're done. Done. --~ sin($) tan() 22:10, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for running my life... eh? (just a little surprised to find the action already done ;) --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 22:17, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Anytime, buddy. ;) --~ sin($) tan() 22:20, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Hälsning till Pelle[edit source]

Hej du Pelle (hajdupelle)

Hej du pelle is a form of hindi meditation. The pelle meditation allways starts with some good agrabati and some high energy music. For best results, use very strong agrabati and kundallini music. After a while meditating you will soon lose your ego. Egoles people are more humble Osho says. Also grow your own green stuff, and put it into your peacepipe. Simply just live in the present, let go, and your life will become a festival. Anything goes! As the old master said. Olof palme was a big capitalist and the protector of the jewish people. He said that the farbror pelle meditation is very god for humanity.

A Cookie For You[edit source]

Ah, so you didn't win. You're still great as far as I'm concerned. To get snubbed twice and still do the work that you do deserves recognition. Personally, I consider it a great gesture that Elvis voted for you. He's careful with his votes, so when he picks someone, they've done well.

Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

So, something for your user page.  :) --T. (talk) 05:58, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Thank you so much. I am amazed that such a small gesture still can make me happy!--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 08:00, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah well done Suresh...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Well done indeed. I think you still deserve some kind of award besides Todd's cookie. By the beginning of the campaign I quited and admited your superiority, so I thought of this one. For now, I don't feel I have the right to hand awards myself (except for the nenJewstar). So do you guys agree?

--Rataube 12:45, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Anarcho-syndicalism[edit source]

Someone cloned Syndicalism into Anarcho-syndicalism. VFD?--Rataube 13:00, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Let's see what happens. Big Brother and I have a slight disagreement on the amount of silliness that should be added to the syndicalist page. I have made a quite factual frame, and Big Brothers attempts to obfuscating it are too random for my taste. I want more high class misunderstandings. Therefore he has made a clone , I think. For now, I want to see where this turns out. --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 15:24, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

CTHULHU MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit source]

Don't move pages to dumb locations like that. If you want to spin-off/spork fine, but don't take the page's history with you. Leave it where it belongs. It is annoying to move it back. --Splaka 01:30, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Isra1337 and I already sorted out the spork/revert issue. But is seemes to me as you are reacting to something he did rather than me. See his talk page on subject.--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 02:16, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
Hmmm.. I see what you mean now. I moved PRC to new WRC page. Isra reverted PRC to original page - informing me to spork and not to redirect. Thus Talk page remained at new location! --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 02:27, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
You are the one who moved it, so I am telling you not to move things like that, spork them instead. Isra did the correct action, (except he didn't move the history back, I'll let him know too). --Splaka 02:32, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
You troubled. Me crawl dust. Next time: It seem as a goood idea to discuss new ideas with Todd or Isra? They seem to be a good patrons. Have you any other suggestions? --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 02:37, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
Well, ideas are good! But any that involve moving pages to new fake 'names' are usually not so good. Probably a good idea to get an irc cabal of two or three admins in consensus before doing such. --Splaka 02:47, 8 February 2006 (UTC) Rar. Enjoy.

Angående en svensk Uncyclopedia[edit source]

Antaglingen har du redan läst det jag skrivit i Multilingual Coordination, om att vi på är intresserade av att skapa en svensk Uncyclopedia. ( är då en fan-sida till Mongo från yttre rymden och hans fiender, kanske du har hört talas om de filmenra?) Hur som helst, öh, så har jag nu kontaktat dig. Ja. --DeathByPie 13:48, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Varför kan vi inte lägga upp en spegelsite på Wiki och översätta de bästa bidragen härifrån?
En annan variant är att använda oss av Uncyclopedias namespace Babel/se och lägga in våra sidor där. För öövrigt borde vi städa upp Sverige-sidan här --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 15:31, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Farsi, Asperger's, the Universe, and Everything.[edit source]

Hey, thanks for the Farsi help on The Root of All Evil. Did you notice that Xiao Li tagged our beloved article with {{rewrite}}? I thought of reverting it. Still might. All I can think of is that he may have been offended by the article? But then, that was the idea.  :) Anyway, if you have ideas to "improve" it, maybe you could remove the tag too. I don't think it needs any serious changes to be good. It is already. ~ T. (talk) 03:17, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Khahesh mikunam. And Xiao Li is a square. No fun , says he about Goa Tse as well. Let's find out what he really likes and disgrace it!--{{User:Suresh/sig}} 04:58, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
Side kept. Foes fought off for this time. --{{User:Suresh/sig}} 22:27, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

Rats?[edit source]

If you tell me what you're talking about, I'll give you a blessing... that is, if you feel you need one ;) Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:27, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

He he he.--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 20:28, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
I'm still confused, but here's your bloody blessing anyway! heh heh Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:17, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Really, Examine it closer!--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 22:55, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the pointer... heh heh... nice approach, Suresh. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:02, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Asperger's Syndrome[edit source]

I understand your explanation, although I still do not find it to be funny. However, I shall relent anyway. But still, your comment about Asperger's Syndrome irritates me, and I really want to use the Killed template more often.


This foul knave hath been slain. If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Xiao Li hath killed Suresh with his/her Savant Abilities because Suresh is a nefarious evil-doer.

Hmmm... What do those normal, social people say? "Have a nice day"? So, you're dead, and have a nice day.

--Icon.gifSir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)[citation needed] 23:57, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Is this an award? It looks like an award. Or a sign that I will soon be swimming among the fishes.--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 08:31, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Princess Cake[edit source]

G'day Suresh, thanks for baking me a cake. How sweet of you...
In pride, I have attached it to my left breast.
--DUFFMAN DUFFMAN rules massage DUFFMAN 12:40, 10 June 2006 (UTC)