User talk:Lordarcadian/archive 1

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I stole this box thing to make chat easier to start a new talk section

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Democratic

I copied and pasted your work here so you can work on it if it's deleted. Please just work on the article there instead of the one up for deletion now, thanks. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:35, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Some formatting tips

Your article so far is turning out really good, and I'm really liking your prose. Here's a few tips though:

When you make a numbered list, put it in this format:

#blah

#blah

#blah

Which comes out to be:

1. Blah
2. Blah
3. Blah

Amd for math formulas, use the <math></math> tags to give it more of a correct vibe, like this:

$2+2=4$

Or this:

$Jesus+Bible=Christianity$

Hope this helps. :) —Pelozurian (talk) 20:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

It needs a little editing but it is mostly done maybe a couple more pics Lordarcadian 23:42, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

You still want it proofread?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 04:24 (UTC)

its in the pee review right now Lor d Ar cadian 04:25, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Copy that. (Let me knows if you change your mind... I gotta clean out that proofread cue sometime.) P.S. Welcome! and junk.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 04:27 (UTC)

Helpme claimed it, not sure how it works but etiquette and all. thank you for the offer, too bad wasn't sooner i would still have a dog. i miss that little guy  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:06, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

No worries. They'll make more dogs you know....  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 06:33 (UTC)

Your sig thingy

Get rid of the parenstheses around your username and it should work perfectly. ;) —Pelozurian (talk) 04:28, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

it looks nothing like that i stole it from a wiki language siteLor d Ar cadian 04:32, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

FYI, If you want a link to say something other than the title of the page you're linking to, do it like this: [[<Cool custom title>|<Actual title of page>]].--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 04:33, June 21 2010 UTC

Lord cadian 04:35, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

There Lord Arcadian 04:37, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Well right now your sig is broken. It looks like this:

Lor d Ar cadian

When it should be something like this:

Lordarcadian

—Pelozurian (talk) 04:37, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

You should create a page called User:Lordarcadian/sig so you don't have to type it all out. Then, put {{SUBST:Nosubst|User:Lordarcadian/sig}} then tick the "Custom signature" box. Also, three edit conflicts.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 04:40, June 21 2010 UTC

how about thisLord Arcadian 04:41, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll go ahead and c/p that into this page so you can set it as a template to use. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:44, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

OK this is the outcome.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:00, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

That's perfect! Did you put it in your preferences or are you still copying and pasting? —Pelozurian (talk) 05:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

In preferences what do you take me for, a noob? Wait my bad forgive me great one I ama noob  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:21, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Paizuri said after reading this

Look at the top of your screen, the very top, and you should see a link to Special:Preferences. If not, just click on that link. Go down to the box where says "Custom Signature" and copy {{User:Lordarcadian/sig}} into that box, and check "custom signature". Then save your changes and you should be set.

On a side note, you have pretty good taste in pictures. Keep up the nice work. :] —Pelozurian (talk) 05:32, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

You should have a link to your talk page in your sig too; all the cool kids are doing it.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 06:41 (UTC)

He does. It's the "d Ar" part of his siggy. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:04, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh snap! I meant, uh, he should have a link to my talk page... all the cool kids are doin' it.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 07:37 (UTC)

Fixed it are we happy now? don't make me buy another puppy!  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  17:19, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

It should be okay, but it might be a little too big. Oh well, Modus will let you know in due time if it is in fact too big. In the meantime, enjoy your new digs! Don't be afraid to go out and flaunt it a bit. —Pelozurian (talk) 19:10, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

nearly finished with the next shitty noob page sluaghter. how to drown  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:03, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Review

I did your review.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 04:47, June 22 2010 UTC

I was reading over it. Good review am trying to decide on edits. the so you decided to steal shit part was truely for shock value. but It seems to work with out it. i read a few how to articles and they all seemed more like a play by play than a instructional story that is the angle i was shooting for but its fixable. thank you ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:00, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

also Fence (criminal) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, you were the first person who missed this ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:41, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Fence thing- I'm stupid, sorry. Yeah, and just remember that it isn't bad. It just really needs a spellcheck, and those little things in the humor section. I'll proofread it tomorrow if no one else has, but it's 2:15AM and I can barely type messages properly.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 06:16, June 22 2010 UTC

I am rather disappointing at the inconsistency in the sites standards i just read the featured article on Teenage angst. the article drifts in and out of being narrated by a psychiatrist and stoner sometimes in the same sentence. and also the fact that it only uses a dozen periods. commas on the other hand are off the charts( closer to a hundred, ten in one sentence). my grammer is terrible on a draft but it is a draft. Very good review by the way i have it on a second window. doing edits now.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  16:41, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Well, you can always make your voice heard... ;) Oh, and if you plan on sticking around for a while, how do you feel about adoption?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 08:37, June 22 2010 UTC

I too can proofread it if necessary, just tell me when.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Jun 2010 ~ 23:55 (UTC)

happytimes feel free to jump in any time. and yes i am up for adoption, helpme.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  01:17, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

Also happytimes i can not leave messages on your talk page the spam filter will not allow it anymore, i tried several diferant messages  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  03:50, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

That, is not good... I wonder why?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 01:34 (UTC)

i dunno i was ok then it quit i wanted to see if you would review HOW TO DROWN  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  01:36, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

I, am more of a proofer and general suggester. For a full Pee Review I do suggest you ask others who are good at that sort of thing. However if you post the link I'll give it a once over if you like.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 01:43 (UTC)

Proof This:

proof this lol HowTo:Get things for free  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  01:46, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, will do it in-between packing and watching this.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 01:55 (UTC)

So... I ran out of time. (I put one (red)link in with *** : "here" kind of as a sub-note to you to see if you might want to reword this a bit better.)

• If you go over the history of the article and see the changes one step at a time I think you will see the thought process behind my edits. This is the first one and if you notice the paragraph I bumped down DOESN'T show the red comparison marks (Changing "This is a good plan" to "Taking that path is a good plan", and adding the Robert Frost link.) because the WHOLE section moved... be aware of that when viewing histories in the future.
• Remember you don't have to keep ANYTHING I did-- these are just suggestions after all (although you should keep the grammatical & spellin' fixes in my opinion).
• I'll be back next week and I'll take a look at this again and continue if you like.

Cheers!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 04:05 (UTC)

• • Oh! HELPME gave you beyond excellent tips in the formatting/grammar areas in his review!!! (I'm giving him a partial proof edit just for that.) One thing I want to expand on though is this, "Note 8: When putting in an ellipse (...), use only three dots, as using any more is excessive, and kind of annoying." which is true, except for when:

• When ending a sentence with an ellipse, the standard amount of dots is three when the thought trails off or changes... and then continues with additional content.
• When ending a sentence with an ellipse, the standard amount of dots is four when it stops dead....

1. You may also use an ellipse with either a "?" or "!" as well: "...?" or "...!"

• (Also note above when I used three exclamation points after the word review. HELPME is right, using more than three (or in special cases four) punctuation IS annoying.)

That is all.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 04:27 (UTC)

i like it it seems to work besides as long as its not vandalism its all in the spirit of the site right. i started it now it belongs to the masses. ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:47, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

True. As long as you correct/implement what you think/know-to-be true from HELPME's review (and add some links; funny links) I'll be back around to make some proofreading corrections and then it will sail on into the Uncyclopedian night to be loved and cherished by all.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 04:57 (UTC)

good ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:01, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Happytimes, could you restore what you did? You edited it while I was proofreading, and there was a system error, so I had to copy+paste my text in there, which reverted any changes. Sorry.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 06:19, June 24 2010 UTC

Yes, it is on my list of things to do now... sigh it's a big list.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08 Jul 2010 ~ 06:12 (UTC)

Hello Lordarcadian

I believe there was a Lordarcadian on the website soulpancake. By an off chance, would you happen to be the same one? User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:14, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

no but i am intrigued i use it on everything email social sites(which i no longer use ) and xbox live have for about 14 years now, so there are alot of accounts at places. ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:33, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Come to think of it, it may be spelled totally differently. Also, there's still some problems with you sir. The talk link doesn't work. Just giving you a heads up.User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:54, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

it had a space in the code. fixed it ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:00, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

don't know how to fix works on sig page  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:05, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

(If you have a link to a page you are already on it won't work... because you are already there.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

that's solved good ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:11, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Geez, I feel dumb.User:Mrthejazz/sig 05:18, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

We've all made that mistake at least once... um, except me, I've never done it. You believe me when I lie right?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jun 2010 ~ 05:41 (UTC)

Fuck me

Thanks, you rock too. :) —Pelozurian (talk) 04:41, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

cool i was starting to think no one liked me. ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:08, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Of course we like you!*

*for a small fee of $299.99 monthly —Pelozurian (talk) 05:12, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Paypall? ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:13, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

We only take cash. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:24, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

How about 22.50 and a dead puppy ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:28, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

That works, too. But only if it's an actual dead puppy. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:31, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Tell you what, you sign over your Uncyclopedia paychecks to me and I'll tell people I like you even when I'm mad at you.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jun 2010 ~ 05:41 (UTC)

That should be easy. All he has to do is get his Uncyclopedia paycheck. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:28, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

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Your sig blinks.

Blinking text is really annoying, please make it stop. -- fanatical Ape (meditate on) (Riot Porn) 01:31, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

I this better?  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  02:28, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Err...

Yeah... I noticed that after I edited it, sorry about that... --Crowbar 05:12, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

it's ok i just wanted to vent i had a bunch wrote and went to save i lost it in conflict with your edit ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:14, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

I know what you mean, on other wiki's, that drove me nuts, yeah, sorry about that. --Crowbar 05:18, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

A bit of advice: Scroll to the bottom of the page and copy all of the text in the box, and then paste it in where it says that it will save that text when you're edit conflicted.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 05:51, July 09 2010 UTC

Yeh I straightened it out, I just was on a roll. Lost my focus. You know how it is, have to get into it again in a min.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:54, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Your sig

Is quite outrageous and breaks lines if you haven't noticed. That pic need to be about 12px tall. Please fix that, thanks. ~ 21:47, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Better? It was late last night was planning on taking it off today anyhow.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  22:16, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Yep thanks. ~ 08:41, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Your UnNews story

I've moved your UnNews article here to your user space. It's a bit too meandering and esoteric for News. Check out my official welcoming drivel below for advice on how to become a superior UnJournalist, then give it another go if you like.. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:55, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

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mostly i had just read the article on msn about antivenom being unprofitable and out dated so i was merely putting that idea out there as i am allready very busy on a couple articles myself i just wanted to get it to where someone could expand on it or kill it. i do not have a problem with either as it is the layout of the UnVerse i will give your links a good read and keep it in mind for the future. ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  00:02, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Arrrrggh!

Matey your request to join Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization has been noted and is under consideration by our crack staff of... well just me (for right now) really. hmmm... OK. I've reviewed your application and: you're in. I've added you to the big list (right next to the plank) so it's all official and stuff. (We'll start up again in about 2-3 weeks so be ready.)
Er, Welcome to UN:IC!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 04:24 (UTC)

I won't let you down.....much.....well, i'll be happy to walk the plank. I would be willing to take a long hard look at the plank if i fail.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:28, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

what?

ok?

yeah!

Marilyn pee review

Thankyou very much, my Lordship, for the pee on Marilyn Monroe. You made some very good points, and I and Black Flamingo will work on it per your suggestions. That word in the lead you mention, I don't even know what it means, and will have to look it up. Thanks again, and you are kickin' around the site and writing like a long-time user. Good to have you aboard! Aleister 18:31 12 7

your welcome it was a lot better than the one i got for howto drown.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  05:02, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Are you talking about Lyrithia's review? Because it was a lot better than yours. No offense. Son, your review is better than most first reviews were, but it wasn't good enough. You should read my comments about it on User:Cajek/Pee - they might help you with your reviews in the future.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 05:43, July 14 2010 UTC

OK, your second one was better, but it seemed a bit bossy. Remember that you're giving the author advice, not ordering him to do stuff. A gentle tone of voice is really important. Also, remember that all of the sections (except for miscellaneous and final comments) should have advice. Other than that, good job. :)--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 05:51, July 14 2010 UTC

Congratulations!

You now have this thing! --—John Lydon 14:45, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

My plans for world domination are nearly complete now that HowTo:Survive the Titanic was featured!Thank you for your part in bringing about the end of the world.

Article

You left an article untouched with a construction tag on it for more than a week. It might have got deleted. Instead, it was moved here for you by a nice admin type fellow. I suggest you finish it there and move it back to the mainspace when it's done. --UU - natter 08:30, Jul 20

Same thing happened with another one. It's now here. Since you're a prolific writer, have you thought about creating your articles in userspace and then moving them into mainspace once they're finished? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:56, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

And another one. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 06:29, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Hi again

Could you not remove articles from the pee queue? Leave that to me or another SK. Thanks.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 12:46, July 21 2010 UTC

ok you lost me  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  00:48, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

What article?  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  01:06, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Battle of the little bighorn.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 04:16, July 21 2010 UTC

i was going to review it but it was gone, so i put 0's to get it out of the way. sorry

Pee review results

Did you know Marilyn Monroe is on the VFH page? It's doing well, and may get enough votes for feature. Nice. Your review helped in several ways, even though it was short. It gave Black Flamingo and I hope in the article's goodness, which is always supportive. You pointed out a very important problem in the lead, the use of a word that most people haven't used (I had to look it up, and put a translation in its place). And it made us go through the article again with a fine toothed comb (we even went over Marilyn's corpse with a fine-tooth comb, and that was an interesting journey, believe me!) and changes for the better came from that. So it served its purpose, and thanks again. Aleister 1:23 21 7

Thanks

Thanks for the Pee Review for Keith. I learn you are on compulsory one day holiday for uploading a literally 'shit picture'. Ooops! I trust this doesn't put you off this site and that you will return, refreshed and wearing a clean shirt to begin work here again. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:06, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

actually it severely pissed me off. it was a joke on a fucking talk page in a user box we all laughed two weeks ago when it was added. no one had a problem then. and with out warning i was banned. its not like it was in the main space or that shocking it was a little pic. it would have been OK to get rid of besides it had no purpose any longer. but the ban was a bit much. i had shit i was working on and now i lost. cause i couldn't save shit. but fuck it. I'm not taking chances with the inconvenience of it. I plan on finishing my present pages, but will have to seriously consider anything beyond that. with the amount of users her the chances of offending a few is really high. I mean gay bashing is ok niggar jokes OK, antisemitism is OK anything that could offend is OK but a turd is just too much. Lets get real. and considering it was photo shopped i can't even confirm it was real shit. kind OK lost its realism without the smell i guess. besides i got bitched at over the review too. i can't joke in a review i guess. now that's fucking hilarious i have too be serious when reviewing comedy. lighten the fuck up people.

Lordcardian, you are ban evading. If you want to be unbanned either send TKF an email or chat it over on IRC. Do not edit while you're banned - otherwise your ban will be extended significantly and I'll start banning IP addresses as well. This is a comedy site, but we still have certain rules you need to follow. ~ 08:02, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

since i am relatively new i had no understanding of the unban policy and if it really was my intention to ban evade i could change my ip indefinitely. It was not was just explaining myself it was the only way i knew how to get someones attention. since i got no warning on the matter and how do i find a e-mail anyhow? besides would it matter obviously this tkf person isn't reasonable since they didn't see how or where the terrible picture was used. I apologize up until this i was really beginning to enjoy this place. thank you for the advise i'm going to bed.

Ir you have bothered to read the ban message, you would have find all the needed information there. The fact that you are new is no excuse - you've been given link to all the policies in the welcome message you've received, and it was your responsibility to read them, not anyone else's. You can get back enjoying the site as long as you make sure you follow what is acceptable behavior around here. One last note - I seriously don't want to hear that "I will change my IPs indefinitely" - we have dealt with enough vandals in the past to know how to deal with any smart ass that thinks he can break the system. DO NOT CONTINUE TO EVADE THE BAN. You have a lot of potential - make sure you follow it rather than annoy people, primarily yourself. ~ 08:29, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

This is good advice Lord Arcardian. If you have any queries, you can always pop over to my page. You have to understand that the Admins are dealing with hundreds of vandals etc coming here and trying to muck the place up. So it isn't surprising that they tend to be a severe with people they don't know so well or are unsure of. Just be patient and I advise you to look around the rest of the site to get a better understanding. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:00, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Good idea Romartus. Time spent searching the site, looking in the nooks and grannies, is time well spent too. And don't let this put you off Uncy. If you do look around, you may realize that the situation is unique here and you got caught up in it. You are a noobie, good enough to be put up for Noob of the Month, but you hint that this could sour you. So again, look at the entire situation and not judge everyone here, or Mordillo for enforcing the no communication policy, or the site itself. More when you get back. Aleister 9:50 21 7

I'll back people up here. As Mordillo - who didn't get to where he is today by being unfair (he did it by being part of the Worldwide Zionist Conspiravy) - says, "You have a lot of potential." Being nominated for NotM is quite a feat, and reflects the talent that the community have recognised in you. So, when you come back, just forget this and get back to writing articles - acting like a prima donna won't help you at all. Also, you need to finish HowTo:Drown, so I can feature it on the HowTo page. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:59, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Um, yeah, listen to Mordillo, always. He's kind of the overlord of the Wiki right now. Also, ban evading is very bad- don't even threaten to do it. OK? Let's put this ugly incident behind us.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 05:10, July 21 2010 UTC