User talk:Gelert

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QVFD

Dude. I know you are new, but really... QVFD is only for new pages. You can't just add loads of stuff to it like that. Do not use QVFD any more until you have been around a bit longer, and have read the deletion policy. Thanks. MrN 22:32, Jun 18

I'm sorta back... school's been keeping me busy. =/ Devin Zork 5 I'm watching you 01:33, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

You know,

Those creepy bugs are covering the "talk" button? Mr Zhe-mel-talki-signe-singaporel-bling ^Brute! _{{07:22 30 June 2009}} 07:22, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

I know, f*ckin bugs are everywhere!--Gelert 06:39, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Ya know, covering up the U is much of a censor. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 19:10,2August,2010

Fix your sig

Start here. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:50, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Its my proto-'Heel Sig'. And no. I will make A template, this is just the proto version. Heel means bad guy. *smirks*--Gelert 21:54, 2 July 2009 (UTC)