User talk:Cajek/Archive23

Damn Youuuu!

Damn you, you stealer!

VANDALISM! -There, have a pint of vandalism! - 05:55 10 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

WE INTURRUPT YOUR TALK PAGE

TO BRING YOU THIS
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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THIS IS A FURBY ON FIRE.

INCREASE THE AWARENESS OF FIRES. START A FEW.

Actually, this is standard procedure for Furbies who have viewed porn or political debates before the age of three months. So don't panic. DON'T FUCKING PANIC – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:41 Apr 06, 2008

You didn't interrupt anything! Furbies on fire was next on the agenda, anyway. Thanks for not interrupting anything at all, Doctor!   Le Cejak • <Apr 06, 2008 [4:43]>

QHAT?!?!?? THIS IS CRAZY AS HELL, MAN!!!one!!11!!!

/me is still looking at yours and Skullthumper's sigs So who the hell is this? I'm confused as hell! We should do a swap sometime, like you would make yours red, green, and blue and I would make mine that perty bloo color you got. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:58 Apr 6

Well, he's nicked mine before... Although Under Cajek sounded faintly worrying, now I come to think about it... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:58, Apr 7

Although now I come to think of it, this could be fun... ~Miner UysUq! Talk! Sex! =/ KUN • RotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP @ 11:34, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

What you say? SirS.R.Esq. VFH | CUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:43, Apr 7

Thankerinos

UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts, available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably. Thankies!

Ah, here we are... As Skullthumper's sig currently comes here, you get his thankies and vicky verky. So: thanks for the vote Doctor, always good to get the medical opinion! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:58, Apr 7

Oh Great Peeing Person!

I'm really happy because my UnNews article got semi sort of featured on the UnNews homepage thing! Woot! Yaaaay! Anyway, despite having a rather odd review, from "Tkotse" which didn't really help, considering that it was no more than one sentence per box. So I was wandering, if you had any time on your hands could you review this UnNews article of mine (oh great Cajek with a currently very annoying and confusing signature!!)? - 12:01 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Not to mention the marvelous audio! SirMoarDildosNow on sale! VFH | GUN | Jew speak now | General? | poop 16:38, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Yes, it was very good, your sig through me for a moment, now can someone tell me, is it National Sig Swap Day?? What's going on with that?? - 06:38 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Nothing's going on. Sig swapping? No idea what you're on about. 18:18, 7 April 2008 (UTC)   ~  UU  Stealing sigs is fun!

Ahh everyone's sig swapping for some reason!!! And denying it... - 07:31 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Pants. Lt.Mr UU KUN 18:42, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Well I see, OK. :-D But back to the pee....can anyone do it for me?? SysRq, UU, or anyone who feels like it, I just need a review (I have nothing else to do, so I'm hoping I can get a review to read). - 07:43 7 April (stubbornly his own sig)Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I may. As you know, I am the mightiest slinger of them all.   ~  '  SysRq!  Talk!  Sex!

OK, right, ahh! OK that's SysRq there pretending to be Cajek, right? Oh gawd, this is CRAAAAZY! - 08:26 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks for being the straight man in our little sig sketch thing here. Conform or die. SirS.R.Esq. VFH | CUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 19:32, Apr 7

The weirdest thing is everyone is copying sigs in different ways...Some people swap sigs, or use other people's sigs as they own, or put together their sig and someone else's!! - 08:39 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Frlz, we need to move this conversation elsewhere so as to not clutter Cajek's talk page. I'd be annoyed if you guys pulled this on mine. This is why we have forums. SirS.R.Esq. VFH | CUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 19:44, Apr 7

Well this conversation is meant to be about asking Cajek, or anyone, to do a Pee for me...But sorry Cajey (ha ha that is such a good nickname, ha ha)! - 08:45 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Tell you what, I'll pick up the review. And I wouldn't object if people pulled this on... hey! you linked to my page! I was going to do that! Anyhow, if this has bothered Cajek in any way, sorry dude. But with his history, I'd be mildly surprised... (UU classic coming up to avoid further confusing YTTE) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 19:57, Apr 7

Oh really? I thought we were still doing it. Sir SysRq, CUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:59, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Because I know I am. -20:03, 7 April 2008 (UTC) YTTSysRq Talk! Read!

Desecration of a holy cyber-object!! I don't mind too much as long as it doesn't go on forever, you can always tell who it is from the userspace their sig is in... It's just mildly irritating (mind you I quite like that one SysRq)! :-D Thanks for the review, in advance, UU. - 09:04 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I DEMAND more discussion about crazy things on my talk page!!!   Le Cejak • <Apr 08, 2008 [2:07]>

Sigs

Well, once again, and unfortunately for Uncyclopedia, we seem to have set a trend. Doctor Skullthumper

Pretty ballsey, I was thinking of going for that one. But it seemed too hard for me. SirS.R.Esq. VFH | CUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 19:31, Apr 7

And of course I was referring to your Famine sig. Nice job. – Sir SysRq, MD (criticize • writings) 19:51, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

I've been doing it for a long time. I'm actually an amalgamation of 19 different users.

Terrible when people jump on the... Steel Kidney Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:42, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Howdy

I'll be able to do our contest tomorrow afternoon, if you'll be available. --THE 23:43, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, after 2:30 or so West Coast time... when are you available?   Le Cejak • <Apr 08, 2008 [0:20]>

I'm Eastern Time. I'm too confused to calculate anything. Drop in on my talk page when you're ready, I'll try to be on around 2:30 to 3:00 your time. Or something. *Scratches head in a puzzled way and pulls out calculator.* Also, prepare for a pretty friggin' awesome article title. --THE 01:03, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Remember, Mr. Eastside, I'm 3 hours behind you (which means that I live in the past). I know that last time we did this contest it was sort of a tie, but this time... yer goin' down. (see you 5:30pm tomorrow!)   Le Cejak • <Apr 08, 2008 [1:17]>

Hurrah, you're alive!

Congratulations, my son! Unlike that naughty little friend of ours, the Big Bad Wolf, you have survived Ash Wednesday! As such, you have been awarded this "Get Out of Hell Free" card. You may use it only once*; use it wisely. Keep in mind there are over sixteen thousand recorded ways to sin, and the list is growing all the time. And God's just itching to practice his aim, if you get my drift. Have fun**! *Not valid for "the biggies," such as homosexuality or masturbation. Sorry. **Not actually allowed, it's only an expression.

Grand Generally Non-Asshat x1,916,281 and Doctor KUNDr.S. WHORE! UOTM YWG

I, um, erm, er, um...I...

...don't have any secrets! And now I'm really sad because your sig told me to tell you my secrets, but I don't have any! - 05:15 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Well, now's the time to think up some secrets for next time! (Next time begins in 10 minutes)   Le Cejak • <Apr 09, 2008 [16:49]>

Fanks For Fe Fote

Its nice finally having my adoptererer here when I am :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:32, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

I is be your adoptererer? ...I remembererer that!   Le Cejak • <Apr 10, 2008 [15:09]>

WE INTERRUPT YOUR TALK PAGE ONCE MORE

...to present to you: President Clinton.

sirsysrq @ 23:08 Apr 10