User talk:Tkotse
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Tkotse, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Pee Review[edit source]
Hi there Tkotse, I notice you have a PRIP template on one of the review requests in the queue. I also notice you put that tag on 3 days ago. The template is normally there to stop people reviewing the same article at the same time, and so is normally put on just before the review. Do you intend to get back to review this article any time soon? If not, do you mind if I remove your template so people don't leave it for ages? (If there's no reply to this in a day or so, I'll remove it anyway, we don't want to leave things for too long...) Pippings! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:42, Apr 6
Pee Review?!?[edit source]
This confuses me, Tkotse, you appear to have done a Pee Review for me, but only put it on the discussion page and not on the actual Pee Review page! Also the review has no more than one sentence for each box, have you read the guidelines, because you're meant to write about a paragraph per box, giving suggestions on how to improve it, etc. - 11:36 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- I'm spending a bit of time here today, aren't I? Anyway, again, don't get discouraged here! We do try to encourage people to give in-depth reviews, largely because if you ask for a review you're hoping to find out how to make it funnier, so a comment like "make it a bit funnier" isn't exactly what you're after! Still, the majority of reviewers on here started with similar reviews - you get the hang of it with experience, and we're always happy to get more people willing to help out with the reviewing. So thanks for trying this time, and think about bearing the guidelines in mind the next time you do a review. However, in this case, maybe leave the review where it is, and YTTE can get another review on the review page itself, and everyone's a winner! (For what it's worth, I think your actual scoring was not far off at all). Finally, from what you've had on your talk page so far you'd be forgiven for thinking we're not a hugely encouraging bunch, but we are normally. I blame Danny DeVito (I like to blame people smaller than me, it makes it safer!) Here, have a cookie! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:54, Apr 7
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- Woo the article got semi sort of featured on the UnNews homepage thing! Yeah that's what I was going to do UU, I've asked the mighty Cajek if he has any time to do it... And frankly I haven't even attempted a Pee Review yet, so you're one up on me there, Tkotse, and you got a cookie before me and thanks for signing my guest book! By the way, I'm happy to help you make one of the fancy signatures you see floating about, if you're interested...(or you can ask a more reliable person, such as an admin (I don't know if the last two are actually admins, though)... - 12:17 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Sweet YTTE, that's good news about the news article. Tkotse 19:06, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
- Yuh hu, I don't know how it got there... I think it's nothing to do with votes on that particular patch of the UnNews page. - 08:27 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Deletion Policy.[edit source]
Rule Number One of VFD, which I'm guessing you forgot to read, is as follows:
“Before doing anything else, make sure that you are well versed on Uncyclopedia's deletion policy.”
Please read the deletion policy to ensure that mixups, such as VFDing an already ICUed article, do not happen again. I know the article was shit, but the ICU is there to at least offer it a chance at redemption. This is your warning. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:46, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Okay, Jesus, I'm sorry. But what, was someone gonna float in and magically make it VFH-worthy? A fucking page about a Rugby League player? Last time I'll ever VFD something.
Tkotse 01:51, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
- Hmm, the idea of ICU is to give people that chance to improve it, and if they do nothing, it gets deleted anyway, hence why it doesn't need VFD-ing. I have seen ICU articles improve massively (I'm sure more than one has made highlight in the past). However, please don't let it put you off nomming bad stuff if you find it - I've made the same mistake myself quite recently! Also, I just saw your How To article got deleted just after MrN's review of it, which I think was a bit harsh. If you ask an admin politely (try Mordillo, he's a good sort) they'll restore it to your userspace so you can carry on working on it, take MrN'as advice on board and make it work! Good luck, and keep going! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:23, Apr 7
- Don't get pent up over it. The page was rather poor but, when something is bad and on pee review you generally put an ICU tag on it. After 7 days it goes bye bye. Also w00 another Aussie in Uncyc :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
11:38, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
- Don't get pent up over it. The page was rather poor but, when something is bad and on pee review you generally put an ICU tag on it. After 7 days it goes bye bye. Also w00 another Aussie in Uncyc :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
NotM - Thanks[edit source]
Tkotse, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.
To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!
YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!
P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!
from YTTE.
Thanks for the vote, Tkotse! - 16:17 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE