User talk:BobBobBob/1

how does one become an admin?

i dont wanna be one or anything, lol even though now it sounds like i do, but i dont...really. i was jus twondering cuz at first i htought like whoever helped make uncyclopedia got it but im pretty sure theres way too many of you for that so yea...just wondering. also i hate flammable cause he's an ass --4.252.215.175 22:53, 20 Dec 2005 (UTC)

User:Greenirvana ^^^^^

Secret nods and handshakes...... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeah, I think it was one of those things like where you're at an auction, you know, and you sneeze or fart or somethin, and the guy goes "Sold to the flatulent gentleman in the sixth row" and you have to pay a gazillion dollars for a rat-eaten book by some gay guy from the 1800s. I think that's how it happened. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 23:06, 20 Dec 2005 (UTC)

wow you have absolutely no idea how much not sense that didnt make...omg --Tompkins 01:58, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Campaign Commercials

Your IRC page is a hoot. You should really save GS's campaign commercials against you: Smear and Trust. They're too funny to be huffed, and are orphaned.  :) -- T. (talk) 15:11, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• That is, without a doubt, the funniest damned thing I have *ever* seen! I will feature them prominently as soon as I regain my composure. HA! hahahahahahh HA! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 16:08, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  • Did I say funny? I meant sad. But its kind of funny how sad they are. Anyway, they're the matching jacket and tie to your IRC chat slacks and shirt.  :) Chalk up another win for democracy. -- T. (talk) 16:36, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
    • Done. Filed under Awards/Bricks through the window. Thanks! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 17:07, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
      • You never saw that?! Funniest thing in a long time... I was here when he created them and I gave him the idea for the second one. You have them out of order your user page - although they appear to go in the current order, they actually go in the opposite order. The "Trust" one was also found to be the funnier of the two in a quick oligarchy consensus on IRC. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:38, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
        • Fixed, thanks! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 15:13, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
        • Did I say democracy? Uhm... I meant oligarchy. Well... no I didn't. I just slept through most of social studies and failed political science.  :) -- T. (talk) 10:51, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Hey Thanks!

...for the vote for NOTM. I don't think I'll get sysop'ed, but thanks for that, too. Even so, I intend to continue to put my obsessive compulsive disorder to good use around here in an informal capacity.

Nah. That's a cop out—you had me pegged. I am a grammar nazi. I own it.  :) -- T. (talk) 16:58, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

9/11 (video game)

Fantastic stuff. The crime dog bot nearly made me choke! :-D I love the way these are developing. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:26, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• Thanks for the compliments!

translation: thx 4 props dood, w00t!!!111111!

--BobBobBob 21:12, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

American Civil War (video game)

Hi BobBobBob!

Don't know if I'm doing this message thing exactly right, I'm kind of a n00b here. Anyroad, thanks for the comment. I left the issue at slavery because:

1 - it's the issue with which everyone is likely to be familiar

B - I didn't want to spend a lot of time on the 1860 election.

and

VI - I didn't think wonky arguements over federalism and western expansion make for very good comedy.

Still, feel free to add/modify the article. Like they say: "It's a free uncyclopedia." (Or maybe they don't. I dunno.)

--RexAllen 21:08, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)-RexAllen

• Excellent points, of course... that's why I didn't try to do the Civil War game. Thanks for not getting terribly upset. --BobBobBob 21:12, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Slashdot Crap

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For dillgence in the face of an overloaded server. Keep up the good work. --Splaka 22:39, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• Thanks! I'll wear the honor with pride, if this template thing works. (It doesn't, and I can't figure out why!) -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 15:05, 20 Sep 2005 (UTC)

• • I get it now. Wiki turns links to the current page into non-links. That's why my talk link isn't a link. I thought I was royally screwing something up. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 12:06, 20 Sep 2005 (EDT)

Cheers. I also fucked fiddled played messed edited your sig a bit, so it will appear to look like a link here (but won't be). I know, pointless, but fun! --Splaka 20:33, 20 Sep 2005 (UTC)

lab rat

I fucked with your User:BobBobBob/monobook.js, you should have a fancy new [MTU] tag when you are on an edit a page now. It should do the following: Add {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} to the article, fill in the summary box with "+MTU tagging (please move/expand/delete)", uncheck "add to watchlist", check "minor edit", and set focus on "save page". I think it will work, it works for me, but please let me know. Fiddle with it if you like. And before you ask: A script to move articles to the undictionary would be much more complex, and probably beyond my crude javascript abilities (sigh). --Splaka 11:02, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• Up Up Up Down Down Down Left Right Left Right Start. Ok, got it.  :? -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 13:53, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Nomination

You've been nominated for adminship. Please indicate acceptance or rejection, and bring a main course dish. --Splaka 02:12, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

• w00t. I feel like I'm lolling around in the Garden of Eden, and the cute slithery critter just asked me if I'd like a nice apple pie. Let me mull it over a bit... if you don't hear back from me, it's because my boss figured out what I do all day with that phat internet connection. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 13:47, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • Hissssssssss sssssstay for a whilessssss, issssss alll goooood yessssssss, Havessssssssssome pie. --Splaka 19:22, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)
    • It looks like I may be under- and/or over-qualified, but I've expressed my hunger for power on the page. *crunch* *yummy!* *ohshit* -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 16:20, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)
      • You are now an op --Paulgb 23:41, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Congratulations on your recent corruption promotion! Don't forget to come join us other admin on IRC at http://irc.wikicities.com/ (and join channel #Uncyclopedia) for real-time burnination and instant policy decisions. It's like fascism, but with the right people in charge. Or something. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:59, 1 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Actually, as I've said before, it's an oligarchy. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 10:42, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Block/Unblock

Although I'm not sure about doing something without consulting the person who blocked someone, the easy way to view and unblock current blocks is at Special:Ipblocklist.

I don't unblock if they ask nicely, unless I blocked them to begin with. Notice a quote on my user page about AOL... » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:59, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• Duly noted. I'm such a softie. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 21:23, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• I'm an ass, so we even each other out. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:07, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Cereal killers

I saw that you found this newborn baby in the alley and tried to breathe life back into it. The result was moderately successful, but if you aren't terribly attached to the poor waif, wouldn't it be better to put it out if its misery? (In other, less pseudo-poetic terms, I almost hit the Delete button before I saw that you'd really, really tried to fix the article. Mind if I kill it anyway?)

• Feel free if there's no hope for a rewrite. I usally try to rewrite similar pages I come across so its no biggie. Thanks for asking though. :) MadMax 23:13, 4 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Deleted Dan Lintu

Hi BobBobBob!

I'm new to Uncyclopedia. Dan Lintu is really not me, he is my cousin. I just wanted to make a funny Uncyclopedia page about him, I do not really see where is the problem in that.

Could you tell me what is against the principles of Uncyclopedia?

Thanks,

Andrei.

The wide-audience principle. See Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies. Try a myspace or livejournal account for such. --Splaka 10:03, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Wail of the BANshee!!!

Yo Bob3. Can you revert Ireland and ban User:85.31.137.11 for all eternity. Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• w00t! Good catch! You get my vote for admin next time it comes up. They'd also vandalized Northern Ireland, Frodo Baggins, United States of America, and Technology. Banned for a week because previous edits imply a shared IP address. I need to research the edits made by that IP to Hippies, though... looks like some older vandalism. I wouldn't be surprised if the IP is at some high school's computer. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 15:52, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

DO this guy too.....

User:209.7.159.233 (apparently requested by User:Mhaille)

• Done... about 20 minutes after User:Rcmurphy did it. But I also reverted his changes to Guns N' Roses, and My chemical romance, which Rcmurphy neglected to do, so I at least get credit for an assist. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 19:08, 16 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Huston

Na, it was going nowhere, i qvfd's it, thanks.

Testing!

w00t. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 00:34, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)

p'tong! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Policy debate

I haven't actually added anything to this article, but I have reformatted it to WikiML so people can actually read it. So, uh, if that's the only reason why you said you'd "delete it next week" (on your user page) then that problem's fixed --Nerd42 23:01, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)

• Thanks -- it looks like a real article now. In fact, I don't even remember adding it to the hit list in the first place anymore. Well, it's gone now (the hit list entry, not the redeemed article). -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 15:32, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

OK, cool! --Nerd42 18:38, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

KILL KILL KILL.....

Wud u like to use your pursuading stick on this guy Benjamin George Uffindell....think he should move this to his User Page, rather than having it stuck in the main Uncyclopedia area..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Moved to user's page. --Splaka 23:02, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Was just coming to tell you that Splaka has dealt with it....and he's beat me here.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Signature

Thanks to your /irc, I figured out how to make my sig faster. ----Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 01:51, 3 Dec 2005 (UTC)

• It's nice to know I'm not the only one! You're lucky, though... typing "Clorox" is so much easier than typing BobbobBobobbodammit. Thanks. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 16:19, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

he:קצב אלגוריתמי

Hi, I would like he:קצב אלגוריתמי back if possible, it's actually the first Hebrew article ever. Thanks for the attention. Kakun 17:12, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Not sure if Bob3 is around yet, so I've put it back for you. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Shalom, and thanks. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 18:14, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Sorry for taking room in your "Talk" box.

I just wanted to say "thanks" for giving that Cat in the Hat article a little bump up on the ol' Uncyclopedia food chain. This is the only group I have been quickly accepted in (except for that KKK thingy, but after a while I found out what they were really doing). So... yeah. Thanks Bob!

I'm gonna call you Bob from now on, is that okay?

Glad to be of Service!

Merely following your advice & scanning the New Pages List will yield copious amounts of dreck for the firing squad. I got sick and tired of pointless "articles" being thrown at me for hitting the Random Page link, so I've taken it upon myself to help Purge the Unclean, so to speak. I encourage this behavior in others; not only is it your civic duty, but it's kind of fun!--King In Yellow 15:52, 14 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Question For BobBobBob

Why'd you delete my article on Sarahinmanism? Yeah, it is kinda dumb, but it's a personal joke, that IS funny if you can realise it. You could have at least given me tips or something! I added more and made it nicer ... I wasn't even completly finished. (No pictures added yet ... was going to add pictures after x-mas shopping. *Shudders at last two words.*) .\/.

• I've posted the reply (actually, one of my stock replies) on the talk page for the IP address that asked the question. But really, it boils down to two words: "Vanity" and "Policies". Read. Learn. Be amazed. And take your "personal joke that IS funny" to LiveJournal, ok? (Note: Ms. Hinman and her friends do score brownie points for NOT re-creating the page over and over! All ye presents, learn from their example.) -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 15:55, 21 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Secret Thrice Society

ssshhh --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 10:30, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

• HehHehHeh. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 17:32, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Leave me absolute power! I find funny. --Chronarion 22:26, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)