User:RexAllen
Trapped in a world...
Not of his own making...
Confirmed movie maniac and part-time doorstop RexAllen blazes a trail through the digital wilds, searching for a surcease to an unending existential dilemma of unfathomable dimensions and unknowable quality. Or at least a good rice pudding recipe...
*Episode 1 - Beneath The Planet Of The Google Yetis*
RexAllen doggedly trudges across the vast and forbidding data wastelands of Google. Navigating his way across a bleak landscape of broken links, skirting the rusting hulks of outdated websites cached for so long no one alive can guess their original authors or purpose, he eventually locates an enterance to the unimaginably vast data caverns lurking beneath the surface.
At the gaping maw of a cave he pauses for a quick meal of goulash and rice pudding, then climbing wearily to his feet, he strikes a search engine alight and enters the cold black darkness. But it's only a matter of minutes before our intrepid explorer's path is blocked by that most dangerous of all virtual monsters, a Google Yeti! Will he survive? Or will the forbidding caverns gain yet another victim?