User:Samurai Musaki

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do-G This user does not speak Dolphin and furthermore believes Dolphin to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dolphin.
JFKennedy.jpg This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
3dspork.png This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
Weasel photo3.jpg This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
Hiding kitty.jpg This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
God4.gif This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Help!
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!!


Then go away.

Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

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This user is a smug defective copypasta that likes to fumble while massive coruscating sparkle sprayers zigged his terracotta.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random colossal treehouse that sniffed his tonsil inside of your treehouse so you must explicate him/her with your colossal treehouse.
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This user is
Over 9000.
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
MEH This user redefines lazy!
Screw It.png This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon.jpg This user's only friends are make-believe.
NO This user doesn't care.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


Skyline Z-Tune.jpg This User has the Need for Speed.
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.


This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Skullnbones.gif Pirates do it till you walk the plank.
LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
Envelope.gif This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Taramasalata.jpg This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.


Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
108 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything!


Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Ned Flanders.jpg This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.


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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Fibonacci.jpg WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
Magicninjas.gif This user is a magic ninja!
usbx This user likes to use userboxes.
Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!


Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats.
Cat03.jpg This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE.
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
typo-F This uesr got na F in Tpyo adn likes their natiev lagnuage bettew (if they ahve one).