User:Samurai Musaki

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They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
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This user does not speak Dolphin and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dolphin speakers.
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
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This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! No more sick days? Call in dead! Help!
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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This user is a barber, much fatter than you. They like to eat mangos and own a deadly electric prototype phaser-rifle.
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This user is the random hairy Ford Pinto that programmed their toenail inside of your miscellanious dead things so you must completely rebel them with a frying pan.
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This user is
Over 9000.
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This user is a userbox novice.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is elite.
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
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This user's only friends are make-believe.
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NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
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This Uncyclopedian has
the Need for Speed.
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
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New Zealand
This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
New Zealand
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.
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LV-5
This user considers themselves a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
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This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
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This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
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This user is a vampire. Bleh!
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This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
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This user is addicted to taramosalata, tarantulas and anything with lots of 't's and 'a's.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user will give you a seizure.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! they have all the box sets and everything!
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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This user is a magic ninja!
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
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This user is owned by one or more cats.
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user shit! Shit poop! has Tourette's so they completely Fuck! understand Typo.