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This user is involved in Uncyclopedia Businesses. And you should be too! |
This user's IQ is over 9000. |
Trophy Room[edit | edit source]
This user does not follow any orders!! |
So I'm Free To Use Or Not To Use Your Stupid Rules.
And That's Not All...Because I'm an Experienced Adventurer Too!
Z |
This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. |
Z2 |
This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. |
Z3 |
This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master. |
ABYSS |
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. |
Xbox 359[edit | edit source]
Xbox 359. My Gaming well. Blasted thing works an hour and shuts down 6. That's how it works. But it runs some games. At least for the time being.
- The Abyss
- Automated Telephone System
- Choose Your Own Adventure
- Craps
- Devil Grue
- Do Not Click Any Links
- Find a Needle In The Haystack
- Grue Master
- The Grueslayer
- Life
- The Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Myspace: The Official Game (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- The OCD Game
- Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle
- Planetfall
- SimCity
- The QUEST
- You are Dead
- Zork
- Zork 2
- Zork 3
- Zork Abridged
- Zork Pwned
- Zork Ultimate
- Capture The Flag
- Poker Night I Hate Poker, So I Trashed This Game. Also, It Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Certainly Don't Have
- Departure of Fun: Auto Novel (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Caption (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Coin Flipping (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Fortunately Unfortunately (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Kleptomania (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Pong (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Ultimate Search (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Unlimited Unstory (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Unstory (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Unstory (Sentence) (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: Slots (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Departure of Fun: UnBingo (Requires Xbox DEAD Which I Don't Have)
- Do YOU have Xbox DEAD, and not using it? well what'cha lookin' at give it to me now!!
Library[edit | edit source]
Sigh, nothing good I can do at home (That's why I go to the arcades a lot). The Xbox 359 is not working (As Usual) so I sit back and read one (or more...) of these for fun.
- Uncyclopedia for Dummies
- Embracing Mediocrity
- The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women
- Dracula
- Practical Lessons on Communism
- Choose Your Own Adventure
- Mr. Beluncle
- The Case of The Dashing Dame
- Diary of a Caveman
- The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece
- My First Necronomicon
- The World According to Garm
- Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties
- Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon
- Adventure Gamebook
- Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner
- See Dick
- James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul
- The Overly Big Book of Cheats Volume III
- The Gruesome Book of Grues
- Choosing a Web Browser
- Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner
- Electric Slide
- Embracing Mediocrity
- Guide to Being Emo, Oscar Wilde
- How to be Gay Whilst in Gaol, Oscar Wilde
- Professional Kitten Huffing
- To be a Fatty or Not to Be a Fatty
- Panic on the Streets of Birmingham
- A Vandals Guide
- The UnRoadMap
- Steal that Book
- The Authentic Pirate Dictonary
- American-English Dictionary
- Australian-English Dictionary
- English-American Dictionary
- And that's how it happened
- No Clean Way to Die
- A Million Little Reese's Pieces
- The Damnation of Ernest Sophocles
- Ill Met By Moonlight
- King N00bert
- The Oldest Trick in the Book
- Agent U
- An Uncyc Ban Diary (Volume 1) by JeffArch2000
- Coming of Age Tale
- I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud
- How Do I Love Thee
- Shall I Compare Thee
- The Road Not Taken
- UnBooks:The Castaway
- Travel Guide to New Jersey
- Travel Guide to California
- The Ultimate Guide to Going Somehwere
- My Summer with Martin, Jane Austen
- Phil Eats His Way Across North America
- Horton Hires a Ho
- If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
- The Creature
- The Night After Christmas
- The Prince and the Pea
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- A Very Veggie Christmas
- Unversity
- 1000 Uncyclopedians Typing Hamlet
- The Three Weird Sisters are Alive and Well in Washington, DC
- The Hooded Anus
- Study Guide To Happyland
- The Pudgic Bible
- Third Epistle to the Thessalonians
- Alien Reports
- This is a Sample UnBook
- Cookbook