Uncyclopedia:Poker
Next game: Whenever we feel like it. Just talk to anyone on IRC
Every day we arbitrarily feel like playing poker is Uncyclopedia's Hold 'Em poker night. The game is held at varying times, typically evenings from 6 PM GMT onward (which is the same as 7 PM BST in the summer time; we're pretty open on playing times to be honest. Check your local time to sync, or use this little tool if you're an idiot). Requirements are as follows:
- Have a PKR.com account (and hence, the PKR client)
- Know how to play poker.
That's pretty much it. This is the link
While playing chat with us in the irc channel #unpoker.
Protips for using the Client[edit source]
If you manage to blow all your fake money because you thought going all in pre-flop with a pair of 5s was a good idea, you can recharge by going to the MYPKR tab, then account, select "Play Money" from the drop down and hit the refill button and you'll be reset to another fantastic fake $1000
Do note that PKR.com operate both fake and real money tables; everyone plays on the fake money tables, although if you are non-US and specifically want to deposit money into PKR and subsequently develop a gambling addiction, that's your own fault, otherwise, it won't cost you a penny - PKR won't allow you to play on real money tables if you haven't actually y'know... paid them.
List yourself below using your PKR username if you wish to partake in the frivolities.
Name List[edit source]
- Oliprof -- Prof. Olipro
KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) - UnJackOfSpades --
(talk) - JESUSgotNAILED -- EMC [TALK]
- DoctorMerc --173.68.50.105 (Merc| on Irc)
- Alcatraz2K11 -- -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a)
Rules[edit source]
The same rules that apply to Uncyclopedia:Chat apply to the Uncyclopedia poker table, or more specifically, the following:
NOTE: IRC CHAT UNCYCLOPEDIA POKER IS NOT THE PLACE TO GO LOOKING FOR A MATE OR A PARTNER TO WATCH TV WITH. IT IS FOR PROJECT DISCUSSIONS AND SIMILAR TASKS PLAYING POKER. FOR MATCHMAKING, PLEASE CHOOSE A SERVICE LIKE EH... I DON'T KNOW.... MATCH.COM OR SOMETHING, AND HELP KEEP OUR IRC POKER TABLE FILTH FREE. Also, the rules on Uncyclopedia are also applicable to the Uncyclopedia poker table. This is for fun, not flaming. Cybering is also prohibited. Cybering with Olipro is strictly prohibited. If Olipro approaches you and asks you to cyber, do NOT cyber with him. If you do cyber with him, do so at your OWN risk. That is all.