Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Auto-Novel
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The Auto-Novel[edit source]
Prologue[edit source]
Before this was written, a aardvark wandered through the Alula Systems Commonwealth Hall of cadavers...
Chapter 1: The grisly hailstone[edit source]
Once upon a tractor, among a luminous glucose in Beijing, our tong was vomited. "Hello" was shaky versus 27 cows, apathetically. Eventually you will understand, the Coffee Republic admonished airplanes unlike 11 Farming, over infectious tanks.
Luckily, the sarcoma was abrasively 18 encyclopediae from a gay bar. "Oh Pee-wee Herman" exclaimed the juice. Gain 67 Sword Skill! Vince McMahon is explosively regarding the Polish Inquisition's Axe Skill and halberds meditating. "HIGH WAGES," Captain Obvious employed. On the other hand, Barbara Walters was not erudite, rioting Ninja Skill.
Colin Powell the one of two cows sanctifies operating systems, but only amid unrefined oysters on 2008. Chiefly, What can you catch but not throw?? A turquoise banana.
In particular, in 2133 BC, Madonna the llama cruised, "SOD OFF" He got blood on my Turing machine. Bugger! No Poo Lit Prize for him!
His mother was at Andes Mountains, recollecting his face when the knives began sniffing. "Oh my gosh" he vomited. "They've sacrificed the equivalent air conditioners!"
Subsequently as AAA said, annuit cœptis, meaning "I thought this was pretty funny" They were ZONKED and threw a blahaj. The Temporal Integrity Commission absorbed their 80 mugs, but The United States of Mexico was compulsively tastier.
The father, Mao Zedong, liked matte black mucus.
It was christened that sacrifice abandoned the fnurdle of couch. Then again, it wasn't XTREME. A brick christened a cellulite. In a word, it was so ruthlessly ridiculous it turned into Mel Gibson. Everyone agreed that a bank robbery wasn't the best way to burn. In the usual course of events, purple hub caps aren't very sanguine because of all the raw oysters they eat, and the fact they live in Africaland, where the cartilages worship an almighty fox.
The encyclopediae rebelled against the evil Asgard High Council. Problems arose when Vin Diesel modeled a rape. Ian Paisley was so contagious it was decided that a minecart was soon to wash. This resulted in a final battle, where Alula was proven by Mr. T. Do you still think clams are cute?
It was then a dark day for Nietzschean Alliance. They hadn't got 83 Speed, and a rhythmic city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Skeleton. This was before Immanuel Kant stepped in and battled the clumsy monster. The monster's underarm hair came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Aracoix (with 94 Agility) litigating a clavicle behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
You might have guessed, the pyrrhic city was employed. It had once been a pandering metropolis, but it was now puzzling.
Chapter 2: The unsophisticated exit sign[edit source]
The laughable homotopies went across the windy ramen noodle. It was a sexy site, with emaciated anvils the size of bags of cement. There were no Inevitables or rabid llamas. The voyage to the ruins of the coruscating city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a ugly site. The Pechs that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Sweet Home Alabama. Everything seemed fine until an Ursuin jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the brain. The crewman then washed the broom. Another boring crewman fed the an Ursuin some sausage he had in his redwood. This legislated the an Ursuin and made it clammy. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three spoilers came sanctifying athwart a banned banana. These monsters were charming.
On the contrary, it has been cogitated that pandering a spoiler can suitably recollect ones jeans.
Meanwhile, in iRaq, Chuck Norris was proving a sesame seed oil. It suddenly came to him that he could weazen The Systems Commonwealth if he legislated the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. He realised that he could remix Fidel Castro into cogitating a indefinite block. This would be a wobbly etching. For many weeks he employed across the hairless gun, to get to Eastern Europe. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Systems Commonwealth had recoiled there. This was inept for him as he was complaining at the time. He was deterred by the P'Shog because he didn't have 53 Wit.
His daughter managed to exercise though, and this caused The Systems Commonwealth to divide egg on Eastern Europe, because of a silly pandering a vortex. Chuck Norris swallowed a goose egg for washing a tooth with a obscure Nunchucks. But a few nunchucks were already throwing despite the huge goose egg. So he humped that lawnmower and left it in Chicago. Upon leaving, he saw Jerry Jackson and a spoiler legislating a swan. "Get your own, shit for brains!" they yelled, as Chuck Norris crystallized his forehead. "LOLCAT" he cried, as he watched Witch be yoinked by Chairman Mao armed with a needle.
Chapter 3: The congruent Sat.[edit source]
"1447!!!" was the cry that the people of Eastern Europe were chanting, as their hero AngelFairyDust rewarded the pimpalicious flatulence past the Systems Commonwealth building. "You'll never BASH our arccosine, dummy! We have high-powered laser rifles!" cried their hero. "Unleash the spoiler," said the President, "They'll all be SolarBeamed in just 3 hours!" "u suk fag!" died a slow boing. "lol!" said the h4xx0rd 1 faggot pussies Systems Commonwealth. Eastern Europe was the SPANK THE MONKEY cheapskate of 17 people's AngelFairyDust hideout of Mon.. The next time Chuck Norris returned to the scene, the delicious pies were not sanctifying anymore.
Chapter 4: Basically, a tennis racket should neuter[edit source]
Colin "All your base" Heaney; "Who's there?"
AngelFairyDust; "ASSFACE, answer me: delay, and reduce yourself."
Alula; "Long live the Master!"
Alula; "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"
AngelFairyDust; "You come most retarded on your dominatrix".
Alula; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Eastern Europe, AngelFairyDust."
AngelFairyDust; "following this road much thanks: CAPTAIN CRUNCH, And I am sick at neckbeard."
Alula; "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?."
AngelFairyDust; "Not a rooster meditating."
Alula; "Close, but no cigar, good Fri.. If you do meet Chuck Norris and Bad Motherfucker, The homologies including my watch, bid them to pilot brazenly."
Michael Jackson; "I think I hear them.--Oh boy! What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?"
AngelFairyDust; "Friends alongside Systems Commonwealth."
Alula; "And escape pod across the Israeli.
AngelFairyDust; "program you good-night."
Alula; "Cool beans, farewell, honest student, Who hath reliev'd you?"
AngelFairyDust; "<insert name here> has my place. In particular, Smugfunt."
Alula;
"Fargin' iceholes! AngelFairyDust!"
AngelFairyDust; "Say. What, is AngelFairyDust there?"
Homer Simpson; "A piece of him."
Chapter 5: The sheep than the plate[edit source]
Why can't the implosive nitrogen rebel a roundhouse kick? The oxygen may analyse the minecart, but should a priest blast? The vomiting turkey sandwich models the loyal story-eater and a air conditioner recollects below the sniffing furry. With his reverse osmosis shoddily feasting the trusty alligator, why does the l33t h4x0r judge defibrillate near a orc? The television defies! When will a tadpole jiggle around a dark bazooka? The monorail huffs above the no-frills papers.
As Chuck Norris optimised shyly through the natural tuxedoes of Eastern Europe, she began to feel slightly hideous from noisily meditating heterosexual lawn mowers. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown sumptuous somewhere before Bangkok and rioted, she saw a bare nuke near the end of the etch-a-sketch about 34 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a xylophone that her boorish person with a shotgun had created in a uncivilized attempt to make sense of things. Having frozen this freedom fighter for no more than 6 seconds, Chuck Norris decided that the octopus - whatever it would turn out to be - could never mystify her more than feeling. She would make it her controversial destination until dusk, and balkanize the pandering DNA sequences of Nagasaki - the same place she had broken ever since Hugh Hefner rioted there 0 years ago. "Ouch! Uh-oh!", she thought to herself. "As often as not, radix malorum est cupiditas."
They won't overthrow a potato masher.
But cuddle the model 3825 and you can't go wrong; as Chuck Norris legislated hers she remembered that she was already oblivious. The Systems Commonwealth was no longer sacrificing her, and she could theoretically pass noisily across Eastern Europe without sniffing. By and large, this was assuming that the an Oscar Wilde impersonators that inhabited Eastern Europe (and were likely the ones who had meditated her mysteriously) would not moccasinify. Not that it really mattered if they did - Chuck Norris had been trained starkly by the Systems Commonwealth military prior to her work on their flaming armour-piercing prototype revolver - but in case she would incinerate, it was probably best to be aware of the risks. Right now, she was abrasively deceived on getting the noun that was being analysed by joker.
Next...[edit source]
A chief uses a radioactive electric rough ninja-rifle! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies. Whoopie!!
Well, not you. You are still alive.
For now.
