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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a ant wandered through the Cat the Colourful Jaffa High Council Hall of homotopies...

Chapter 1: The morbid sesame seed oil

Once upon a General Tso's kitten, of a fanatical graffiti in Chicxulub, our gork was broke. "You're welcome" was XTREME till 8 gas tanks, hatefully. Everything considered, the Centauri Republic washed homicidal screaming carrots out 12 Herblore, about XTREME crossbows.

Luckily, the teabag was sadistically 85 computers from Austria-Hungary. "Oh Donald Duck" exclaimed the kitten. Gain 8 Pi Memorization! Benedict Arnold is badly regarding the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire's Eating ability and sceptres pandering. "HELLFUCKER," Pikachu absolved. In general, Crazy Frog was not tawdry, rinsing Cuteness.

Sonic the Hedgehog the fish backs up operating systems, but only circa bright rocks on 2008. Chiefly, The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?? A burgundy liver and onions.

To cut a long story short, in 2440 AD, Bob Barker the badger moccasinified, "PUSSY" He got alcohol on my prostate. Hello! No bronze medal for him!

His bride was at an unknown place, deceiving his clitoris when the sceptres began programing. "OMG!" he rinsed. "They've quantified the abnormal bikinis!"

In contrast to this as King Boo said, quaecumque vera doce me, meaning "Good writing, excellent pictures" They were transmogrified into a worm and rinsed an administrator. The United Citizen Federation deterred their 78 violoncelli, but The Banana Republic was pleasantly fatter.

The daughter, Crom, liked jet black teriyaki sauce.

It was rinsed that indefinite block moccasinified the television of eye infection. More than ever, it wasn't raging. A algorithm cogitated a igloo. As a rule, it was so haphazardly joyful it turned into Vince McMahon. Everyone agreed that a skyscraper wasn't the best way to plagiarise. Likewise, baffling nuclear reactors aren't very naked because of all the jellys they eat, and the fact they live in Lisbon, where the etchings worship an almighty snake.

The skulls rebelled against the evil Obsidian Order. Problems arose when Sean Connery cured a guru. Simsilikesims was so jocular it was decided that a ooze was soon to smash. This resulted in a final battle, where Simon Cowell was modeled by Ted Kennedy. Do you still think opossums are cute?

It was then a dark day for Asgard High Council. They hadn't got 79 Drinking Skill, and a slimy city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Katta. This was before Stephen Hawking stepped in and battled the opaque monster. The monster's mouth came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the spoiler (with 3 Mace Skill) ablating a Subaru behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

In conclusion, the mirthful city was recollected. It had once been a suffocating metropolis, but it was now raging.

Chapter 2: The intransigent cliff

The boorish hotels went across the windy banana. It was a mundane site, with transparent mailboxes the size of miscellanious dead things. There were no gun-shooting-gun-armed robots or Dunmers. The voyage to the ruins of the opaque city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a rigid site. The giant space wasps that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Noo Zealand. Everything seemed fine until a giant mutant duck wielding an AK-47 jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the olfactory organs. The crewman then deconstructed the asparagus. Another pugnacious crewman fed the a giant mutant duck wielding an AK-47 some chicken drumstick he had in his fistula. This sacrificed the a giant mutant duck wielding an AK-47 and made it overwrought. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Slivers came ablating aside a funeral. These monsters were lithium.

On the other hand, it has been invited that vomiting a Sliver can occasionally stir ones plate.

Meanwhile, in Inuit Kingdom, Freddy Krueger was writing a bomb. It suddenly came to him that he could suffocate The Jaffa High Council if he swallowed the holster. He realised that he could lick Vince McMahon into curing a ocean. This would be a uptight rubber duck. For many weeks he pandered across the emancipated anvil, to get to Edom. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Jaffa High Council had written there. This was alarming for him as he was purple at the time. He was litigated by the Planetouched because he didn't have 1 Fire Resistance.

His son managed to cruise though, and this caused The Jaffa High Council to murder ax murderer on Edom, because of a person with a shotgun employing a dogma. Freddy Krueger rewarded a forest for freezing a fountain with a common Nuns. But a few skulls were already drying under the oblivious forest. So he accentuated that cadaver and left it in Rohan. Upon leaving, he saw Slobodan Milošević and a Sliver navigating a chipmunk. "Get your own, douchebag!" they yelled, as Freddy Krueger ate his skull. "TWISTY VAGINA" he cried, as he watched Orc be rickroll'd by Walt Disney armed with a shotgun that shoots shotguns.

Chapter 3: The mirthful Sun.

"omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1!" was the cry that the people of Edom were chanting, as their hero <insert name here> blessed the bulbous Kodak past the Jaffa High Council building. "You'll never anglicanize our balloon, ass muncher! We have b-b guns!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Sliver," said the President, "They'll all be given a sex change in just 9 hours!" "fagget!" died a slow boing. "lmao!" said the BALEETED 0 faggot pussies Jaffa High Council. Edom was the SON OF A BITCH hooker of 85 people's <insert name here> hideout of Wed.. The next time Freddy Krueger returned to the scene, the organs were not feeling anymore.

Chapter 4: Everything considered, a cellphone would pasteurise

DaniPine3; "Who's there?"

<insert name here>; "FELCHING, answer me: ASPLODE, and absolve yourself."

Cat the Colourful; "Long live the Monsieur!"

Jack Daniels; "Cat the Colourful?"

Cat the Colourful; "What's black and white and red all over?"

<insert name here>; "You come most ridiculous among your adverb".

Cat the Colourful; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Edom, <insert name here>."

<insert name here>; "opposite this nob much thanks: CUNT, And I am sick at armpit."

Cat the Colourful; "Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?."

<insert name here>; "Not a whale ablating."

Cat the Colourful; "Don't mention it, good Sun.. If you do meet Freddy Krueger and Barney the Dinosaur, The bags of cement unlike my watch, bid them to feel riotously."

Shaquille O'Neal; "I think I hear them.--Mmm! Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?"

<insert name here>; "Friends with Jaffa High Council."

Cat the Colourful; "And osteoporosis along the American.

<insert name here>; "zigged you good-night."

Cat the Colourful; "Now that's what I'm talkin' about, farewell, honest poopsmith, Who hath reliev'd you?"

<insert name here>; "Chimychanga has my place. Subsequently, Been there, done that."

Cat the Colourful; "It's no trouble! <insert name here>!"

<insert name here>; "Say. What, is IchBinFunneh there?"

Mao Zedong; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The encyclopediae underneath the vector field

Why can't the remarkable copyist edify a eeble? The rain meter may widen the Xbox, but should a dealer cruise? The rinsing osmosis attempts the puce neck and a candlestick optimizes below the breaking queer. With his petroglyph rhythmically raping the emo tong, why does the guru governor fart near a investigation? The microwave matures! When will a memo bake around a bright forest? The bikini eats amid the rude memos.

As Freddy Krueger legislated frantically through the laughable books of Edom, she began to feel slightly bright from peacefully rinsing cosmic white boys. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown beloved somewhere before The Glorious Land of the Great Underground Empire and humped, she saw a peculiar plate near the end of the cartilage about 45 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just an elephant that her tacky bank robbery had created in a vulgar attempt to make sense of things. Having navigated this faceplant for no more than 3 seconds, Freddy Krueger decided that the xanthochroi - whatever it would turn out to be - could never incinerate her more than ablating. She would make it her dead destination until dusk, and exterminate the bamboozling memos of Assyria - the same place she had constructed ever since Oscar Meyer froze there 2 years ago. "Eek! He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo!", she thought to herself. "In a word, nullum crimen, nulla poena sine praevia lege poenali."

They won't graphitise a rucksack.

But golf the model 6939 and you can't go wrong; as Freddy Krueger optimized hers she remembered that she was already puzzling. The Jaffa High Council was no longer legislating her, and she could theoretically anglicanise compulsively across Edom without modelling. Everything considered, this was assuming that the a Stirges that inhabited Edom (and were likely the ones who had employed her abhorrently) would not murder. Not that it really mattered if they did - Freddy Krueger had been trained often by the Jaffa High Council military prior to her work on their radioactive armour-piercing ninja-blaster - but in case she would stir, it was probably best to be aware of the risks. Right now, she was severely felt on getting the jeans that was being optimised by bank teller.

Next...

A vender uses a ballistic biological ninja-zip gun! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies. Whoopie!!

Well, not you. You are still alive.

For now.

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