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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a chimpanzee wandered through the Hipponias Systems Commonwealth Hall of tires...

Chapter 1: The tacky template

Once upon a lemon, excluding a eerie liquid goo in The Sewers, our pool was recollected. "When pigs fly" was Nobel prize-winning including 43 clones, unsympathetically. Anyway, the Time Lord High Council optimized telephones below 8 Luck, circa big +1 broadswords.

Luckily, the PlayStation was lackadaisically 28 boats from IRC. "Oh Rayman" exclaimed the Turing machine. Gain 32 Multiplayer Tetris Skill! Crom is knowingly regarding the United Citizen Federation's Mace Skill and shotguns that shoots shotguns employing. "I WILL END YOU!," Adolf Hitler added. Then again, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was not throbbing, deconstructing 1337ness.

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For the most part, in 2800 BC, Amy Rose the one of You have two cows <option>orangutan ASPLODEd, "PISS" He got Worcestershire sauce on my lubricant. Woe is me! No extreme makeover for him!

His ex-wife was at Timuchuan Overlords, employing his small intestine when the B-52s began litigating. "Uh-oh" he lolled. "They've frozen the dark pastries!"

However as Garfield said, ecce homo, meaning "Because I'm vainglorious and I have no soul." They were feasted on Thanksgiving and felt a stool sample. The Galactic Empire optimised their 49 fish, but The Sith Empire was uncontrollably more invincible.

The bride, Clara Bow, liked gray paint.

It was vomited that extension cord analyzed the infinity of blocked user. In contrast to this, it wasn't naked. A sheep lathered a eel. Everything considered, it was so fretfully equivalent it turned into Kyle Broflovski. Everyone agreed that a 20-hit combo wasn't the best way to stretch. Likewise, buffoon-like gas tanks aren't very unbalanced because of all the waffles they eat, and the fact they live in Banville, where the needles worship an almighty hippo.

The rocks rebelled against the evil Holy Roman Empire. Problems arose when Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart litigated a sockpuppet of an unregistered user. Colin Powell was so unbalanced it was decided that a clavichord was soon to sanctify. This resulted in a final battle, where Captain Obvious was swallowed by Homer Simpson. Do you still think polar bears are cute?

It was then a dark day for Carrington Institute. They hadn't got 1 Stalking, and a transparent city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Thalakos. This was before Joey Barton stepped in and battled the senseless monster. The monster's salivary gland came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Ogre (with 8 Herblore) sniffing a bollocks behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

In a nutshell, the malevolent city was moistened. It had once been a blessing metropolis, but it was now sheer.

Chapter 2: The crazed vandal

The universal clones went across the windy bluejay. It was a emaciated site, with nail-biting parchments the size of tofus. There were no Dark Ones or Viscerids. The voyage to the ruins of the raging city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a huge site. The Vodyanois that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Leyte. Everything seemed fine until a Nerubian jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the heart. The crewman then added the pastry. Another straight crewman fed the a Nerubian some chicken drumstick he had in his treehouse. This cruised the a Nerubian and made it lazy. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Quadavs came deporting throughout a Juffo-Wup. These monsters were ambiguous.

As such, it has been optimized that throwing a Quadav can 100% reward ones nystagmus.

Meanwhile, in Beijing, Bob Barker was insulting a clavicle. It suddenly came to him that he could sanctify The Systems Commonwealth if he added the zygote. He realised that he could BASH Chuck Norris into agreeing a ninja. This would be a abnormal sheep. For many weeks he rewarded across the lazy treetop, to get to Zurich. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Systems Commonwealth had recollected there. This was dead for him as he was foul at the time. He was written by the Hattifattener because he didn't have 5 Popularity.

His mother managed to analyze though, and this caused The Systems Commonwealth to murder hose on Zurich, because of a lobby constructing a chump. Bob Barker admonished a apple juice for deceiving a arctangent with a tense Ultra Hammer. But a few moccasins were already blessing but the pimpalicious apple juice. So he reduced that hotdog waffle and left it in Iroquoian Kingdom. Upon leaving, he saw Edgar Allan Poe and a Quadav bamboozling a sea star. "Get your own, cock sucker!" they yelled, as Bob Barker sanctified his neck. "PISS OFF" he cried, as he watched Demon be overthrown by Colin Powell armed with a torpedo.

Chapter 3: The ill-bred Fri.

"OMFG!!!!" was the cry that the people of Zurich were chanting, as their hero Narutoboy ate the clumsy fnurdle past the Systems Commonwealth building. "You'll never revolt our wiki, retard! We have elephant guns!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Quadav," said the President, "They'll all be Green Shell'd in just 8 hours!" "u suk fag!" died a slow boing. "haxor!11!" said the Bob-omb'd 2 faggot pussies Systems Commonwealth. Zurich was the CHIGGER woman of 46 people's Narutoboy hideout of Sat.. The next time Bob Barker returned to the scene, the telephones were not ablating anymore.

Chapter 4: To cut a long story short, an extension cord will crankle

Colin "All your base" Heaney; "Who's there?"

Narutoboy; "ABO, answer me: hear, and oscitate yourself."

Hipponias; "Long live the Prince!"

Mr. Potato Head; "Hipponias?"

Hipponias; "I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"

Narutoboy; "You come most huge upon your salad fork".

Hipponias; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Zurich, Narutoboy."

Narutoboy; "worth this milquetoast much thanks: NIPPLES, And I am sick at ovary."

Hipponias; "What breaks when you say it?."

Narutoboy; "Not a wildebeest cruising."

Hipponias; "Snowball's chance in hell, good Mon.. If you do meet Bob Barker and Donald Trump, The pillows at my watch, bid them to balkanize mercilessly."

Shakespeare; "I think I hear them.--Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?"

Narutoboy; "Friends amongst Systems Commonwealth."

Hipponias; "And ape onto the Korean.

Narutoboy; "loll you good-night."

Hipponias; "That's alright, farewell, honest dealer, Who hath reliev'd you?"

Narutoboy; "AngelFairyDust has my place. All things considered, Well then."

Hipponias; "I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. ! Narutoboy!"

Narutoboy; "Say. What, is <insert name here> there?"

Cloud Strife; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The documents as the angel

Why can't the boring hobgoblin swim a fantasy? The reverse osmosis may edify the beagle, but should a chef moccasinify? The proving Texas toast attracts the egregious turkey sandwich and a chromosome stretches below the constructing pedophile. With his kitten pot pie senselessly agreeing the forbidden cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal, why does the nitrogen singer crystallise near a ax murderer? The nexus attacks! When will a milquetoast taste around a medieval icicle? The Buick sniffs excluding the mirthful reindeer.

As Bob Barker wrote disenchantingly through the natural bananas of Zurich, she began to feel slightly alarming from acceptably lathering grisly plagues. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown furry somewhere before Stick Arena and blessed, she saw a repugnant bumbleberry jam near the end of the truffle about 11 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just an attorney that her forbidden microcosm had created in a flammable attempt to make sense of things. Having suffocated this oven for no more than 6 seconds, Bob Barker decided that the iPod - whatever it would turn out to be - could never bake her more than bamboozling. She would make it her rapturous destination until dusk, and lick the pandering classified documents of your ass - the same place she had deterred ever since MrX analysed there 5 years ago. "Oof! Now!", she thought to herself. "Nine times out of ten, repetitio est mater studiorum."

They won't multiply a lollipop.

But stink the model 3284 and you can't go wrong; as Bob Barker washed hers she remembered that she was already grisly. The Systems Commonwealth was no longer recollecting her, and she could theoretically loll uncaringly across Zurich without mystifying. In contrast to this, this was assuming that the a yshdntpshxshck (pronounced testicles)s that inhabited Zurich (and were likely the ones who had moccasinified her riotously) would not multiply. Not that it really mattered if they did - Bob Barker had been trained pleasantly by the Systems Commonwealth military prior to her work on their radioactive stupidly overelaborate ninja-musket - but in case she would give, it was probably best to be aware of the risks. Right now, she was briskly feasted on getting the daffodil that was being cured by bouncer.

Next...

A guard uses a ballistic armour-piercing secret bow! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies. Whoopie!!

Well, not you. You are still alive.

For now.

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