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The Auto-Novel[edit source]
Prologue[edit source]
Before this was written, a crocodile wandered through the WohMi Nietzschean Alliance Hall of houseplants...
Chapter 1: The lazy Holy Martian Empire[edit source]
Once upon a sockpuppet of an unregistered user, since a straight blimp in London, our angel was proved. "I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. " was yellow throughout 49 toasters, starkly. Furthermore, the Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships DELETED! hot dogs versus 47 Will, regarding sanguine elephant guns.
Luckily, the Aspergers was raucously 91 hot dogs from Moscow. "Oh The King of the Internet" exclaimed the rake. Gain 23 Hadoken Resistance! Donkey Kong is hatefully regarding the United Federation of Planets's Staff Skill and shotguns recollecting. "FUCKSTAIN," Leonard Bernstein blessed. Likewise, Mao Zedong was not cozy, deliberating Fishing.
Strong Bad the rooster rinses classified reasons, but only along moist mice on 2012. First and foremost, What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?? A fuchsia burrito.
To sum up, in 2398 AD, Vince McMahon the raccoon sniffed, "GOD DAMMIT" He got champagne on my queen. Melon farmer! No bronze medal for him!
His groom was at London, freezing his elbow when the sharks with laser-beams began insulting. "What the hell" he lolled. "They've earned the flaccid bags of cement!"
Nine times out of ten as Yo mama said, habeas corpus, meaning "Winnah!" They were transfigured and expelled a lubricant. The Temporal Integrity Commission cured their 26 classified documents, but The United States of Earth was quickly larger.
The ex-wife, King Boo, liked vomit colored pus.
It was sacrificed that thong legislated the espresso of sonk. In particular, it wasn't naked. A Sparta frozen a vertigo. In a word, it was so badly wet it turned into MrX. Everyone agreed that a boat wasn't the best way to fling. On the whole, remarkable papers aren't very wobbly because of all the buttered potatos they eat, and the fact they live in Edom, where the airplanes worship an almighty tapir.
The droplets rebelled against the evil United States of Mexico. Problems arose when Bart Simpson sanctified a dog house. Nancy Pelosi was so incompetent it was decided that a sea bass was soon to liberate. This resulted in a final battle, where Natalie Portman was eaten by Paris Hilton. Do you still think hippos are cute?
It was then a dark day for Ministry of Plenty. They hadn't got 31 Cooking Skill, and a eerie city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Damork. This was before Link stepped in and battled the spontaneous monster. The monster's buttocks came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Kalphite (with 97 Mace Skill) deceiving a space behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
After a long wait, the bare city was bamboozled. It had once been a destroying metropolis, but it was now booming.
Chapter 2: The abnormal DJ[edit source]
The dead hot dogs went across the windy search engine. It was a retarded site, with intransigent grues the size of boats. There were no Derros or Beastmens. The voyage to the ruins of the yellow-bellied city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a purple site. The Malboros that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Eastern Europe. Everything seemed fine until a zombie jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the toe. The crewman then analyzed the Suzuki. Another petrifying crewman fed the a zombie some cafeteria food he had in his tomato. This modeled the a zombie and made it rapturous. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Hurroks came insulting to a stamp. These monsters were equivalent.
More than ever, it has been given that sacrificing a Hurrok can hoarsely reduce ones driptray.
Meanwhile, in San Francisco, Joe Walsh was washing a chiffon. It suddenly came to him that he could evaporate The Nietzschean Alliance if he DELETED! the REM. He realised that he could veto Chairman Mao into rinsing a couch potato. This would be a peculiar brick. For many weeks he suffocated across the dark mad axe-murderer, to get to Middle Earth. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Nietzschean Alliance had sank there. This was explosive for him as he was cheap at the time. He was gagged by the Pech because he didn't have 33 Wiki Formatting.
His father managed to anglicanize though, and this caused The Nietzschean Alliance to die wall on Middle Earth, because of a icicle deceiving a slightly-below-average man. Joe Walsh ablated a option for sacrificing a zoot suit with a bloody +1 broadsword. But a few neurotoxins were already vomiting against the barbarous option. So he piloted that cinderblock and left it in Pacifica. Upon leaving, he saw Mario and a Hurrok swallowing a tortoise. "Get your own, cunt muncher!" they yelled, as Joe Walsh rinsed his lymph node. "BITCH" he cried, as he watched mothman be h4xx0rd by Ian Paisley armed with a Nunchucks.
Chapter 3: The poopy Thursday[edit source]
"lmao!" was the cry that the people of Middle Earth were chanting, as their hero ManBoy recollected the no-frills kitten past the Nietzschean Alliance building. "You'll never tear our lubricant, prostitute! We have hard sticks of gum!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Hurrok," said the President, "They'll all be shanked in just 8 hours!" "OMG!1!!" died a slow boing. "1447!!!" said the incinerated 7 faggot pussies Nietzschean Alliance. Middle Earth was the PISS ARTIST maggot fucker of 86 people's ManBoy hideout of Friday. The next time Joe Walsh returned to the scene, the cobs were not legislating anymore.
Chapter 4: Above all, a dog might not legislate[edit source]
Frosty; "Who's there?"
ManBoy; "CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM, answer me: receive, and alphabetise yourself."
WohMi; "Long live the Corporal!"
Chronarion; "WohMi?"
WohMi; "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"
ManBoy; "You come most puce off your pile of crap".
WohMi; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Middle Earth, ManBoy."
ManBoy; "unlike this chiffon much thanks: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY, And I am sick at fingernail."
WohMi; "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?."
ManBoy; "Not a fish legislating."
WohMi; "I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. , good Saturday. If you do meet Joe Walsh and Barbara Walters, The parchments betwixt my watch, bid them to baste virtually."
Mao Zedong; "I think I hear them.--Back biter! What can you catch but not throw?"
ManBoy; "Friends betwixt Nietzschean Alliance."
WohMi; "And MIDI controller towards the Persian.
ManBoy; "bomb you good-night."
WohMi; "Absolute ruin, farewell, honest bishop, Who hath reliev'd you?"
ManBoy; "<insert name here> has my place. Anyway, You don't say."
WohMi;
"When all is said and done! ManBoy!"
ManBoy; "Say. What, is ManBoy there?"
Bob Saget; "A piece of him."
Chapter 5: The grues excluding the marshmallow[edit source]
Why can't the implosive peacock crinkle a fissile uranium? The stripper may oscillate the eel, but should a cardinal google? The drying tit breaks the sacrificed guitar and a indefinite block attaches below the lolling balloon. With his factoid grotesquely rioting the puzzling claptrap, why does the respiratory system soldier activate near a sweet and sour chicken? The hairball models! When will a Kirby wank around a furry riverbank? The microscope vomits toward the scanty cows.
As Joe Walsh sacrificed mundanely through the spontaneous oysters of Middle Earth, she began to feel slightly jocular from uncontrollably employing uptight home theater systems. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown rickety somewhere before Austria-Hungary and optimized, she saw a spine-chilling dystopia near the end of the Mazda about 93 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just an arcsine that her remarkable able-bodied spiderman gimp train had created in a straight attempt to make sense of things. Having lathered this bikini for no more than 1 seconds, Joe Walsh decided that the Tanner Thompson - whatever it would turn out to be - could never murder her more than sniffing. She would make it her doubtful destination until dusk, and navigate the bamboozling plagues of Springfield - the same place she had deconstructed ever since Paris Hilton recollected there 5 years ago. "Blam! Damn!", she thought to herself. "Not in the slightest, contraria contrariis curantur."
They won't fling a sea bass.
But revolve the model 1111 and you can't go wrong; as Joe Walsh broke hers she remembered that she was already wobbly. The Nietzschean Alliance was no longer legislating her, and she could theoretically cruise colloquially across Middle Earth without swallowing. Anyway, this was assuming that the a Keros that inhabited Middle Earth (and were likely the ones who had given her seldom) would not ejaculate. Not that it really mattered if they did - Joe Walsh had been trained suitably by the Nietzschean Alliance military prior to her work on their flaming exploding prototype ion-pistol - but in case she would egg, it was probably best to be aware of the risks. Right now, she was quickly admonished on getting the alpaca sandwich that was being optimised by soldier.
Next...[edit source]
A bartender uses a poisonous biological prototype photon-flamethrower! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies. Whoopie!!
Well, not you. You are still alive.
For now.
