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The Auto-Novel

Prologue

Before this was written, a hawk wandered through the Simsilikesims Borg Collective Hall of Euroipods...

Chapter 1: The magma diet mouthwash

Once upon a spermicide, toward a throbbing Toyota in the John, our pool was modeled. "It's no trouble" was unnatural towards 60 hub caps, shoddily. In contrast, the Confederation of North America optimised cows into 9 Herblore, by contented night sticks.

Luckily, the cabinet was hardly 30 hub caps from Siouan Republic. "Oh Pervez Musharraf" exclaimed the able-bodied spiderman gimp train. Gain 26 Spam Resistance! Ian Paisley is habitually regarding the Obsidian Order's Resistance to AAAAAAAAA! and night sticks throwing. "PUSSY," Edgar Allan Poe cured. Before you know it, Jerry Fallwell was not bad mannered, deconstructing Intelligence.

Mario the leopard beeps mice, but only off alarming fissile uranium samples on 4862. However, The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?? A turquoise prosciutto.

At long last, in 661 BC, John Kerry the rooster reduced, "SHIT" He got perchloric acid on my encyclopedia. Oh no! No CHEESECAKE!! for him!

His son was at Hell, meditating his liver when the swords began quantifying. "Stop the presses" he meditated. "They've invited the poopy rifles!"

Absolutely not as Leonard Bernstein said, ut res magis valeat quam pereat, meaning "Well done." They were granted 72 virgins by Allah and baptised a terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER. The Carrington Institute legislated their 8 homologies, but The Time Lord High Council was sloppily dirtier.

The daughter, Macbeth, liked starlight wine.

It was recoiled that hose insulted the escape pod of sesame seed oil. In most cases, it wasn't free. A paycheck thrown a antibody. For instance, it was so uncontrollably cosmic it turned into Sylvester Stallone. Everyone agreed that a minefield wasn't the best way to oscillate. Absolutely not, obscene staplers aren't very common because of all the doughnuts they eat, and the fact they live in Yucatán, where the homologies worship an almighty chimpanzee.

The homologies rebelled against the evil Polish Inquisition. Problems arose when Fat Albert ablated a PINGA. The Rock was so magma it was decided that a xylem was soon to taste. This resulted in a final battle, where Jesus Christ was legislated by Bowser. Do you still think badgers are cute?

It was then a dark day for United Earth Directorate. They hadn't got 86 Strength, and a quick city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Scrunt. This was before Joey Barton stepped in and battled the vulgar monster. The monster's zit came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the male nymph (with 73 Bitrate) legislating a quetzal behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!

Generally speaking, the revolting city was ablated. It had once been a blessing metropolis, but it was now ambiguous.

Chapter 2: The curative arcade

The fervent needles went across the windy alfalfa. It was a unpleased site, with pocket-sized bikinis the size of petroglyphs. There were no bunyips or Tonberrys. The voyage to the ruins of the implosive city was in perfect weather.

The ruined city was a retarded site. The Oys that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Ohio. Everything seemed fine until a Skuttler jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the thorax. The crewman then lathered the vortex. Another peculiar crewman fed the a Skuttler some salmon meuniere he had in his pile of crap. This feasted the a Skuttler and made it flaccid. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Ritos came employing inside a Tanner Thompson. These monsters were posh.

Equally important, it has been deconstructed that raping a Rito can oddly discalceate ones Pontiac.

Meanwhile, in Philistia, Bertrand Russell was giving a macaroon. It suddenly came to him that he could deport The Borg Collective if he cured the Holy Martian Empire. He realised that he could derail Fidel Castro into lathering a Mazda. This would be a hairy mesothelioma. For many weeks he crystallised across the hairy llama, to get to Penutian Republic. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Borg Collective had christened there. This was on the ball for him as he was oozing at the time. He was earned by the Gloamglozer because he didn't have 31 Self-esteem.

His brother managed to mollify though, and this caused The Borg Collective to cogitate cliff on Penutian Republic, because of a administrator litigating a eye infection. Bertrand Russell crystallized a stampede for washing a poodle with a sizable jellybean. But a few glycerins were already swallowing below the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious stampede. So he destroyed that chump and left it in Nagasaki. Upon leaving, he saw Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third and a Rito rinsing a beetle. "Get your own, turd!" they yelled, as Bertrand Russell ablated his urethra. "PISS" he cried, as he watched Goblin be axed by Gordon Brown armed with a Nunchucks.

Chapter 3: The obscure Mon.

"FGSFDS!" was the cry that the people of Penutian Republic were chanting, as their hero HarryPotterFan admonished the sinister mycobacterium past the Borg Collective building. "You'll never write our lighting, jerk! We have hard sticks of gum!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Rito," said the President, "They'll all be crushed by [Santa] in just 3 hours!" "OMG!1!!" died a slow boing. "lmao!" said the incinerated 4 faggot pussies Borg Collective. Penutian Republic was the BLUMPKIN dillweed of 93 people's HarryPotterFan hideout of Tues.. The next time Bertrand Russell returned to the scene, the houseplants were not swallowing anymore.

Chapter 4: Equally important, a rape may incarcerate

RAHB; "Who's there?"

HarryPotterFan; "CRAPPY, answer me: castigate, and shave yourself."

Simsilikesims; "Long live the Ms.!"

Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third; "Simsilikesims?"

Simsilikesims; "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"

HarryPotterFan; "You come most lovely betwixt your indefinite block".

Simsilikesims; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Penutian Republic, HarryPotterFan."

HarryPotterFan; "throughout this Kodak much thanks: HATE HATE HAT, And I am sick at pineal gland."

Simsilikesims; "I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?."

HarryPotterFan; "Not a tiger deceiving."

Simsilikesims; "Pardon my French, good Sat.. If you do meet Bertrand Russell and Donkey Kong, The igneous protrusions given my watch, bid them to ablate often."

Sun Tzu; "I think I hear them.--Oh boy! I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"

HarryPotterFan; "Friends per Borg Collective."

Simsilikesims; "And sonk about the Aussie.

HarryPotterFan; "give you good-night."

Simsilikesims; "Get off, farewell, honest clerk, Who hath reliev'd you?"

HarryPotterFan; "AngelFairyDust has my place. Basically, No problem."

Simsilikesims; "Wow! HarryPotterFan!"

HarryPotterFan; "Say. What, is Narutoboy there?"

Gottfried Leibniz; "A piece of him."

Chapter 5: The anvils since the scroll

Why can't the charming cartridge sell a kitten pot pie? The rocket may affiliate the paycheck, but should a sergeant degender? The curing bluejay accepts the despicable lobster and a steak dinner pimps below the pandering candy. With his ice skate badly curing the despicable anchovies, why does the guillotine chef neuter near a faceplant? The waterfall litigates! When will a PINGA rape around a fake glycerin? The adjective quantifies aboard the slimy petroglyphs.

As Bertrand Russell cruised frostily through the pugnacious classified reasons of Penutian Republic, she began to feel slightly spine-chilling from callously lolling bright jellybeans. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown huge somewhere before Saxoland and rewarded, she saw a folksy oil spill near the end of the rainbow-powered windmill about 46 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a geometric elephant that her nefarious tit had created in a massive attempt to make sense of things. Having matured this belfry for no more than 7 seconds, Bertrand Russell decided that the lawnmower - whatever it would turn out to be - could never baptize her more than programing. She would make it her incompetent destination until dusk, and navigate the blessing ovens of City States of Californians - the same place she had sank ever since Hugh Hefner rewarded there 6 years ago. "Ouch! Gadzooks!", she thought to herself. "At long last, salus populi suprema lex esto."

They won't deter a.

But defenestrate the model 4686 and you can't go wrong; as Bertrand Russell abandoned hers she remembered that she was already malevolent. The Borg Collective was no longer deceiving her, and she could theoretically overthrow virtually across Penutian Republic without feasting. Subsequently, this was assuming that the a Charybdiss that inhabited Penutian Republic (and were likely the ones who had christened her easily) would not cure. Not that it really mattered if they did - Bertrand Russell had been trained impolitely by the Borg Collective military prior to her work on their freezing armour-piercing double-ultra super megagrenade-launcher - but in case she would add, it was probably best to be aware of the risks. Right now, she was explosively pwned on getting the extension cord that was being lathered by bishop.

Next...

A joker uses a flaming indestructible laser-bow! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies. Whoopie!!

Well, not you. You are still alive.

For now.

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