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I have decided my time at Uncyclopedia is coming to a close, and that I will leave the day I arrived (August 30). I've had a great time here editing, reveting, and just being me. I'm sometimes a pain to admins, a collaborater to fellow users, and a guy that helps out with sigs and templates and stuff. I have enjoyed my time here, and i've experienced many great things. I will remember this place with fond memories, the great times I had. I'll remember my bans, my name change, my sigs, my reverts, my whines, my lies, my life as both 'Maniac mcpee' and 'Lollipop'. I am grateful that I was able to stay this long on Uncyclopedia, and contribute to my full potential.

I'd like to thank Dr. Skullthumper, ChiefjusticeDS, Ljlego, Zombiebaron, and Thekillerfroggy for being assholes helpful admins to me; Magic man, Shabidoo, Mimo&maxus, Frosty, Aleister, and Iwillkillyou333 for being assholes pals to fool around with (not in that way, you sick fuck); RabbiTechno, Lyrithya, and PuppyOnTheRadio for being seriously, this asshole joke is getting really old constructive and giving me tips to writing articles, and formatting; Mattsnow, Kevillips, and Todd Lyons for being fellow Canadians (well, maybe not Kevillips); and tons and tons more of many users and IP's i've crossed paths with. If I forgot your name or something, just add yourself.

Uncyclopedia has been an interesting experience for me. I've diminished my nooby ways on the interwebs, learned an advanced concept of satire, and i've spent late nights online and woken up tired.

Thank you again for everything. I know it was pointless to have a forum, so that's why I did it in BHOP.

My last hurrah will be in the Summer contest, with the "Evil Mutated Cyborg Sheep" group.

Cheers, and au revior. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:19, 29 July 2011

Ok please tell me this is a hoax. FOR FUCK SAKE TELL ME THIS IS A HOAX!!!!! You just cant leave... That's just... NO!!! Why does everyone abandon me like this!!!! Well guess what? I'll leave 1 year after I registered (August 28) then I'll be abandoning you!!!! By which I mean. Lollipop farewell in advance I for ahhh one shall miss you're durp and mad-reverting-skillz. Also I refuse to let you leave... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:29, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

No, i'm leaving becauseI on't think i'll have as much time availble for Uncyc as I had before. It has nothing to do with my day I registered. And unless I become opped and made king and fuhrer of Uncyclopedia, i'm hanging 'em up. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 08:58, 29 July 2011

Why didn't you mention me? :'( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:05, 29 July 2011

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't leave! You don't have to be on the Uncy every day! Just come on every once and awhile! Please! And um, if it makes you feel Any better, Skully has a huge crush on you. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 13:51, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

That's why I announced it now, so you have a month to be prepared. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:26, 30 July 2011

I am not afraid to continue screwing your sig to my message, come back already! ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 13:59, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

We'll welcome you back, once you tire of being outside and meeting actual people. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:50, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

Au revoir actually means..

Until we meet again. Therefore, Lollipop is actually implying that he WILL return someday. Therefore, this "goodbye" speech WAS actually a hoax. --Scofield & Dudes 16:44, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

Why the hell was I not mentioned in the thank yous.

I mean, come on, I, like, talked to you, that one time, before. Hell that pretty much makes us family. Che } 16:52,30July,2011

A tribute song

--EMC ^[TALK] 21:06 Jul 30 2011

I'm really regretting getting you a webcam for Christmas. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:10, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

NO! YOU CAN'T BE LEAVING!

Ah well, I'll get over it. -- 18:02, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

I'm a person whom you've never met yet doesn't want you to leave. A person like that actually exists, and I am that person. Is that reason enough for you to stay? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 21:50, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

If I win both the UOTM and the summer contest, then i'll stay. And Aimsplode must get a restraining order from me. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:04, 3 August 2011

...Which you probably won't, but good luck. If you want to stay, just do it. If you don't, battle it out on IRC. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 01:19, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't hear that. I was busy frolicking in the fields with my new friend Neox. *continues frolicking with Neox* -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:48, 3 August 2011

Mind his typhoid fever. He's really quite contagious. Also, he's got a nasty case of that zombie virus that's going around. Worst, he's got a cold. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:57, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

...And Nothing Of Great Value Was Lost

I'd really just like to say that you will be missed immensely both by myself and everyone else here at Uncyclopedia ...but that would be complete bollocks, so I won't. - I think we can all agree that your works have definitively contributed to the degradation of the website; unequivocally setting the rock-bottom standard for some highly unoriginal cliché, childish and idiotic levels of humour. One can see very clearly through your awards how utterly insignficant and unimportant those prizes are as a measure of both the calibre of our standards, and yours. So it is thus with your departure that we wave goodbye to the possibility of more unparalleled, quintessentially shit prose as had never been seen prior to your unfortunate arrival.

Of course, one must not forget the massive amounts of damage masquerading as maintenance that you tirelessly contributed or rather, inflicted in your goal to make Uncyclopedia a bastion of your puerile autistic nature and barely tolerable humour; Indeed your utterly piss-poor social skills have left a traumatising mark on many Uncyclopedians - so much so that many in the community will try not to speak to you whenever possible.

Hence it is with huge smiles and absolutely no regret that we bid you goodbye in the hope that you will someday be fatally crushed by a steamroller during a return home -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 06:50, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah Lollipop is a stupid wanker, and not a pretty cool guy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:54, August 3, 2011 (UTC)

how did i end up here i

am not good with computer how do i exited this scren u guyxz

But seriously now. Why.jpg

~ Dee Are Sunset