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“Damn. I should have made a guide on creating cults; I'd have earned millions.”

– L. Ron Hubbard on Quiboloy
The man himself.

Apollo Carreon Quiboloy, also known as the Filipino Diddy, is a preacher, convicted sex trafficker, cult leader, and prominent political donor.

At his peak, he had so much influence and was so petty, that when a comedian dared him to shut down his network after it mocked him, Quiboloy used his political contacts to do so.

Early life[edit | edit source]

Cult leadership[edit | edit source]

Shutting down the motherfucking media[edit | edit source]

Downfall[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]