User:Nachlader/Tits of the Month
“Drop 'em.”
Welcome to the voting page. This award is for the user with the best tits.
This is where we nominate the user with a cracking pair of tits for the month. The best kind of girl is the one with the most fulsome pair of funbags.
Eligibility Requirements[edit | edit source]
In order to be considered a eligible, you must:
- Have tits.
- You have to be female though.
- Alright, but only if you cover up the moustache.
Ineligibility Requirements[edit | edit source]
In order to be considered ineligible, you must:
- Be a fat chick.
- Seriously, ew.
- Do people jog round them for exercise or something? Jesus.
Nomination and voting process[edit | edit source]
Nominate the user who you think has the best tits.
Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite pair of melons. Question your observations. Vote for the biggest. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.
Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteTOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.
Fabulous Prizes[edit | edit source]
Winner will receive:
- A date with me.
- Nothing else. That's why I even made this award, you bitch.
- Okay fine. A taxi to take you home in the morning as well.
A Note from the Caresser of Tits Creator of this Award[edit | edit source]
Claimer: I'm not really sexist. The entire award is just a joke from me. If you are a woman and you feel this is not quite enough a good apology, then pass me your number and we'll have lunch sometime. Bring your tits.
Past Winners[edit | edit source]
None. Everyone before the creation of this award had saggy tits.
Nominations for April[edit | edit source]
Luvvy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser[edit | edit source]
- Nom+For. Apparently, she has a nice pair of tits. —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:04, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
SysRq (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser[edit | edit source]
- Nom+4. I wouldn't mind a piece of that. Oh yes. Mmmm, yes. --
-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:33, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
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