User:Lolerwilde

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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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subliminal!
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user is from Texas
and may secede if provoked!
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This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
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This user speaks Recondite English at a near-native level.
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Thith uther thpeakth Spanglish with a really thexy lithp.
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This user is a native speaker of Texan.
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)


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This user is not The Thinkerer.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Usb!
No, really!
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USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user is from Camelot

, and eats ham and jam and spamalot

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Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7. id2
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user is actually not Samuel Johnson. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.
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This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
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This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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Pimpalicious! This user is a Disciple of Ducreux.

This user is too pimp for you.

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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Pie.
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This user only speaks Ouroboros because it was a required course in school.
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This fucker speaks Newspeak heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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— profane
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!
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This user is an authoritarian
and proudly licks the boots of the system.
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This user does not speak 'Straylyan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 'Straylyan speakers.
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This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.
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This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for.
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Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes he does.
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This user
is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

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This user wants War of Colonial Aggression featured.
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