User:Greenpickles987/sandbox
2 September 2025
I woke up checking my account on the alternate history forums and it says "Oops! We ran into some problems.You do not have permission to view this page or perform this action," meaning i have been banned forever. It is unknown who caused the ban. [1] Admit is was over AI-generated content that caused the ban. The ban was was worse than Roblox banning schlep. Protests around the forum demanding me to be banned.
Although this is not the first time i got banned for no reason, a Similar ban on June 12, 2023 in scratch under the username "Jaden0912" on week before by 14th birthday, said "Your Scratch account has been blocked for posting inappropriate and disrespectful content. Scratch is for kids ages 8 and up, so it's important to keep your content friendly and appropriate for all ages. If you would like this block removed, please carefully read and fill out the appeal form below." I now have a scratch account named "appleytf"
Fuck, I need a another account on this forum.
 | This page in a nutshell: This is a parody of the titular song from Team America: World Police. |
FUCK YEAH!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin page yeah!
Wikipedia - FUCK YEAH!
Wiki is the only way, yeah.
Brittanica your game is through, 'cos now you have to answer to
Wikipedia - FUCK YEAH!
So edit this page and sign on this talk.
Wikipedia - FUCK YEAH!
Whatcha gonna do when edit you yeah?
(It's the dream that we all share, it's the hope for tomorrow)
FUCK YEAH!
Jimbo - FUCK YEAH!
Sanger - FUCK YEAH!
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| This page in a nutshell: Fuck it. Cut your losses. Go do something else. |
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All Hail Greenpickles987! Some random bullshit
Sure! Here’s a Wikipedia-style article for the Union City High School MCJROTC program:
Union City High School MCJROTC
The Union City High School Marine Corps Junior Reserve Officers’ Training Corps (MCJROTC) is a federally sponsored youth leadership program located at Union City High School in Union City, New Jersey. The program is part of the national MCJROTC initiative overseen by the United States Marine Corps and is designed to develop citizenship, discipline, leadership, and character in high school students.
Overview
- Location: Union City High School, 3912 Bergen Turnpike, Union City, NJ 07087
- Established: [Date Not Publicly Available]
- Branch: United States Marine Corps
- Type: Marine Corps Junior Reserve Officers’ Training Corps
- Affiliation: Marine Corps Training and Education Command
- Instructors:
- Senior Marine Instructor (SMI): Gunnery Sergeant C. Reyes
- Marine Instructor (MI): Sergeant Major J. Hughes
Mission
The mission of the MCJROTC program is “to instill in students the values of citizenship, service to the United States, personal responsibility, and a sense of accomplishment.” Participation in the program does not require or obligate military service.
Cadet Leadership
As of 2024–2025, the Union City High School MCJROTC unit is led by:
- Cadet Commanding Officer: Major Cardenas
- Cadet Sergeant Major: Bernal
Cadet leaders are responsible for coordinating events, leading teams, and maintaining standards in line with the Marine Corps’ values.
Activities and Programs
Marine Corps Birthday Ball
Held annually on November 10th, the MCJROTC cadets host the Marine Corps Birthday Ball, a formal military tradition that includes a ceremonial cake-cutting, uniform inspections, and guest speeches. Distinguished attendees have included local officials such as Mayor Brian P. Stack and school board trustees.
Drill Team
The MCJROTC Drill Team competes in regional and state-level competitions, performing unarmed precision drills. The team has been recognized for its discipline and competitive success in the tri-state area.
Summer Leadership Program
In partnership with the Young Marines, the program runs a summer leadership academy, which includes land navigation, physical training, public speaking, and STEM activities. A notable session took place in 2023 at Liberty Science Center.
Community Involvement
Cadets frequently volunteer in community service initiatives, including parades, civic events, food drives, and environmental cleanups. Their involvement has earned recognition from school administration and local government.
Enrollment
The program is open to all Union City High School students who meet academic and behavioral standards. Cadets may earn physical education credits and leadership experience that supports college applications, scholarship opportunities, and potential military service advantages.
Benefits
Participation in MCJROTC provides cadets with:
- Leadership and teamwork skills
- Time management and personal discipline
- College and career readiness
- Eligibility for JROTC scholarships and potential military advanced enlistment rank
See Also
References
Note: References would typically be included here with citations from school websites, news articles, and MCJROTC official sources.
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21 September 2006
HUBERTUS, Wisconsin -- Amidst various events continuing to progress worldwide, it has been found that my balls itch. This was discovered by me today around 1:40 p.m., shortly after I finished a lunch of roast beef sandwich with a bag of salt-and-vinegar potato chips. The foods consumed for lunch are believed to be unrelated to the current itchiness afflicting my balls.
Although this is not the first time I've experienced this sensation, various new factors are being brought to question now. Initial investigations point to it being caused by the fabric of my boxer shorts, which my girlfriend bought for me at the duty-free shop in Saipan last week. However, some sources indicate it is a side effect of my deep-rooted insecurity from always being picked last for dodgeball as a child. The possibility of it being an indirect message from God has been deemed highly unlikely, although not yet thoroughly explored. All that is known for certain at this juncture is that my sack requires a good scratching.
Prominent dermatologists say itchiness is a sensory experience common among all human beings on various parts of the body. My balls and I agree that at we are currently no exception. No information has yet been found in scientific journals on the consequences of leaving the situation alone for prolonged periods of time. However, the general public will concur with me that my balls don't deserve such neglect.
When approached for opinion on the subject, local auto repair serviceman, "Mitch" of Babcock Auto Spring Co. replied, "Get out of my garage, you freakin' queer!" Similar responses were gathered from those in attendance at a little league game being played across the street from my house. The Dali Lama could not be reached for comment.
Damn, my balls itch.
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| Bombing | |
|---|---|
| Date | 1 December 2022 |
| Summary | In-flight breakup due to terrorist bombing |
| Site | Union City, New Jersey, United States |
| Aircraft | |
 A Boeing 747 similar to the aircraft involved | |
| Aircraft type | Boeing 747-200 |
| Aircraft name | Maple Leaf |
| Operator | Air Canada |
| IATA flight No. | AC167 |
| ICAO flight No. | ACA167 |
| Call sign | AIR CANADA 167 |
| Registration | C-FACA |
| Flight origin | Miami International Airport, Miami, Florida, United States |
| 1st stopover | John F. Kennedy International Airport, New York City, United States |
| 2nd stopover | Montréal–Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport, Montréal, Quebec, Canada |
| Destination | Halifax Stanfield International Airport, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada |
| Occupants | 523 |
| Passengers | 500 |
| Crew | 23 |
| Fatalities | 523 |
| Survivors | 0 |
Air Canada Flight 167 was a scheduled passenger flight from Miami International Airport to Halifax Stanfield International Airport with stopovers at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City and Montréal–Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport in Montreal. On 1 December 2022, the Boeing 747 operating the flight was destroyed by a terrorist bombing by Al-Qaeda while en route from Miami to JFK, resulting in the deaths of all 523 people on board. Debris from the aircraft caused a secondary disaster on the ground in Union City, New Jersey, where it struck a Salvation Army thrift store, igniting a large fire. They were no ground injuries or fatalities reported.
Flight
Flight 167 departed Miami International Airport on schedule with 500 passengers and 23 crew members. The flight was proceeding normally on climb to cruising altitude when radar and communications were lost near the eastern New Jersey corridor. Air traffic control received no distress call prior to the incident.
Bombing and Aircraft Breakup
Investigations later confirmed that the aircraft was destroyed in-flight due to a concealed explosive device detonated in the forward cargo hold. The explosion caused rapid decompression and structural failure, resulting in the total breakup of the aircraft at an altitude of approximately 35,000 feet.
Ground Impact
Sections of the disintegrated aircraft fell across northeastern New Jersey, with a significant portion striking the Salvation Army thrift store at 900 John F. Kennedy Boulevard in Union City. The impact caused the building to collapse partially and ignited a large fire. Emergency services were dispatched immediately, but the structure was destroyed. There were no ground fatalities aside from debris-related injuries; however, property loss was significant.
Investigation
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB), and local law enforcement conducted a joint investigation. Evidence recovered from the crash site and thrift store confirmed the presence of explosives. Authorities determined that the act was a deliberate terrorist attack. International aviation authorities and Air Canada instituted new security protocols in response.
Aftermath
- All 523 occupants of the aircraft were confirmed dead. - The Union City thrift store was completely destroyed, leading to community support initiatives for displaced staff and patrons. - Security measures at airports along the North American eastern corridor were immediately strengthened. - Memorials were held for the victims both on the ground in Union City and across Canada.
Legacy
Air Canada Flight 167 is remembered as a significant case of terrorism affecting both air travel and urban communities. The disaster led to changes in cargo screening and increased international cooperation in aviation security.
See also
- Pan Am Flight 103 – 1988 bombing over Lockerbie, Scotland
- Air India Flight 182 – 1985 bombing over the Atlantic Ocean