User:Crocotta1/oldpage

Oy, mate, talk to me on my discussion page.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBhrR9cR5V0t3Y24lSiVHr-jmQyd-zP8k “I’ll fucking maul ya” —Creep-P in “Dogwalk”

killing a nazi, furry hater, or other motheryiffer and relaxing right after

WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE, IT IS A PAGE ALL ABOUT Crocotta1

my favourite PH channels are kinkymah and pussyjester 我是一變態、變態、變態！

Pinkie Pie is best pony!

I’m under the truck, can you hear me?

                        See my baby photos!

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This user is autistic and would be pretty fun to prank. This user suffers from ADH--SQUIRREL! Aspie with Humor This user has a sense of humor, in spite of their Asperger Syndrome. Aspie with Humor This user seriously needs to calm down. ♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀ This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. No offence This user is a flat earther This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way. I’m an Intactivist too, ironic right? since I had a nightmare about circumcision recently, I will refuse to marry anyone who got it either. ✅🧪 This user is a provaxxer, seriously, vaccinate your kids before I fucking drop dead of Corona ✅🧪 🚫🔪 This user is an Intactivist 🚫🔪 🎉 ᜋᜄᜎᜒᜅ! 🎉 🎆 This user will celebrate the death of all lions in 2050, they will be a happy old lady then! If you’re offended by this, then you don’t know the TRUTH! Go ahead, attack me PETA, I’m not the one poaching them. 🎆 🐊 This user cannot get enough of the lime-cucumber Gatorade. 🐊 Save the elephant shrews, or not. They'll save themselves anyway. 📱 I fucking love rapidly plugging and unplugging the charger into my phone until it beeps my name. 📱 en This user is a native speaker of English. en This user enjoys overcast weather ~_~ This user is a definite fan of Anime. ~_~ ^_~ This user is a definite fan of Manga. ^_~ 🥪 I’m not staying kosher, so don’t think your ham sandwich is safe. 🥪 This user gots a shovel. Yes they does. This user will give you a seizure. This user is a total UKer and is terribly polite but refuses to curtsy. (British Uncyclopedians) This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. This user is attracted to Cartoon characters. 亜 This user is attracted to asians. 亜 Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Heehee! Heehee! Heehee! Yip! Yip! Whoop! ? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. ? This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. This user believes that "Purple Monkey Dishwashers" are going to take over the world. ൠ This user uses Hexbugs in a weird way. ൠ You might want to wash your hands after touching that. This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird. This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet. So long and thanks for the fish! Dude... Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! OMG PONIES! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens. AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA. (AAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA) AAAAAAAAA! AAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA! This user likes goats. Baaaahaahaahaahhh! This user owns a Neopet and is strictly using it for special purposes. This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled. nu-5 This user knows Sichuan/Yi/Nuosu nu-5 This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of the one she's stalking. Sometimes they use their phone. vi X This user only speaks Vietnamese enough to seduce native Vietnamese speakers. vi X zh X This user only speaks 中文 enough to seduce native 中文 speakers. zh X ja X This user only speaks 日本語 enough to seduce native 日本語 speakers. ja X ko X This user only speaks 한국어 enough to seduce native 한국어 speakers. ko X <div style="border: 0; background:#ffff00 </noinclude; "> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 style="margin: 0 auto; min-height:45px; width:100%; border:1px solid #ffff00 </noinclude; background:#ffff00 </noinclude>; ">
zh P	This fucker speaks 中文 heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.	zh P

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vi
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This fucker speaks Vietnamese heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

vi
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ja
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This fucker speaks 日本語 heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ja
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ko
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This fucker speaks 한국어 heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ko
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pika 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.

pika 1

AI-5

This user knows how to speak Ainu

AI-5

fur N

This user is a native speaker of Furry.

fur N

yi 3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Yiddish.

yi 3

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! This user says things that may not be work safe.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.

ubx– crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[{{{1}}}]].

ubx– crapload

🪤

This user has a gigantic pseudopenis and sings Gigantic O.T.N because she thinks she’s so cool and can get male hyaenas and humans because of it!

🪤

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

AA!

This user is proud to say that they have been blocked indefinitely on Wikipedia.

usbx

This user likes to create userboxes.

usbx

This user is a bad ass, so treat them wih respect.

This user is a female pervert

LV-5	This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.

This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.

This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.

This user holds an account on YouTube as {{{channel}}}.

This user is cooler than you.

Go eat shit fuckers!

TROUBLEMAKER
This user has an acerbic sense of humour which is likely to result in many of
BT's dynamic IP addresses being blocked by Uncyclopedia administrators.

This user likes to watch things explode.

This is what happens to people who disagree with this user.

This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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18+

This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is.

18+

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

\m/

Utsu-p ftw!

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user likes Rap and Hip Hop because it has rhythm and flow, motherfuckas!

Twenty One Pilots

This user finds the word "aardvark" intrinsically funny

This user hates flat design and recommends the total destruction of all existing software, companies and objects that use it.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

• Pinterest
• GalaxyZoo
• IsItNormal?
• DeviantArt/FurAffinity (Lunarmoon21)
• Reddit

My edits: 2,637

My human boyfriend.

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