User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Templates I used on my previously messy userpage

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Temp	This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

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A КоммциiзT was written by this article☭ "In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!!" Note that both the 中国人 and ze Яussians love ziz AЯTICLE!

This article was written about a peckerhead.

The author knows this because they are also a peckerhead and have frequently chatted with Colin "All your base" Heaney/Templates I used on my previously messy userpage at the meetings.

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Please, remove some of the worse ones  and clean it up a mite. With fewer pictures maybe someone'll steal a glance at the text. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.

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