User:Colbert231

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This user is a native speaker of Blasphemy.
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user does not speak Canadian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Canadian speakers.
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This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.
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This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers .
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's IQ is over 138.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Colbert231.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!
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This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a militant atheist.
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This user be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality.
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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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