User:Colbert231

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This user is a native speaker of Blasphemy.

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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user does not speak Canadian and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Canadian speakers.

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This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.

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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.

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This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.

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Thith uther thpeakth -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . with a really thexy lithp.

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user's IQ is over 138.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on their page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

teen

This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…

This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

This user is straight, and only desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak!

This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."

This user is addicted to video games.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a militant atheist.

This user be getting drunk on his booty..

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This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

RS	This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality

This user plays on an Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

This user loves Maddox.
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One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is a toilet. When the going gets tough, they know how to flush.

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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.