User:Andorin Kato/Cookiecruft

This is a shrine dedicated to Cookies,yum!. What follows is the story.

One day, while browsing around Uncyclopedia, I welcomed a user named Cookies,yum!. Later on I took a look at one of his articles, Angus Whopper Smith, and to be honest, it sucked. Badly. Had I been actively involved in article deletion and fixing up as I am now, I would've slapped an ICU tag on there without hesitation. But I took pity on him, and offered to help him fix it up.

Unfortunately, the article was so full of crap that all I could do was fix grammar and formatting without changing any of the actual concept. (I should also point out that he "protected" the article so nobody else could edit it. It was the first in two cases he would wield powers he didn't have.)

Not long after that, this appeared on Cookies' talk page. I had to assume that he was leaving Uncyc forever, and that he wouldn't be around to fix up his articles, so I nominated them for deletion on VFD. Well, as it turns out, he DID come back, and got mad at me for nominating his articles. What followed was a two-week battle of wills, in which I was compared to a 10-year-old vandal and he became a self-proclaimed Harvard graduate. After casualties on both sides, all of Cookies' articles and one of mine, he was finally blocked (permanently this time) after using a sockpuppet to harass me.

Not long afterward, he returned with the account Anti-Andorin Kato and tried to get at me, but that account, too, was banned. Then in mid-July he returned with Hello Sir and replaced my talk page with this.

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Reply

Hello Andorin Kato! Thank you for posting me that messsage, however my user page was not meant to be a big deal. I acknowlege the the images are not mine, nor featured images, just funny images. I also tried to make it look like the main page. Whenever I try to upload images, it always fail so I used images that were not mine, I give credit to the ulploaders for creating them. Did at check my user page and think my user page was funny. --Cookies,yum! 23:57, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Formatting

I'm lazy, can you format it for me? --Cookies,yum! 22:05, 27 May 2007 (UTC) <--Here, Cookies was referring to his article Angus Whopper Smith, which was the first article I nommed for deletion after he announced to the world that he was leaving.

Added Content

OK, I added content, is it enough? --Cookies,yum! 14:22, 28 May 2007 (UTC) <--Sorry, dude, three sentences of randomness doesn't count as enough.

A couple things

I added content to the article Angus Whopper Smith, is it enough? Also, I'd like you to take a look at my article "Dickhead." If you have any ideas that would make the article funny, PLEASE add them to the article, Dickhead. Also, Check out my user page. I've added links to some of my other User:Cookies,yum!/ pages. You should check it out, ESPACIALLY User:Cookies,yum!/Spam, it's real clever. Finally, how do I upload images? Thanks! --Cookies,yum! 20:18, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Firstly, go here and follow the instructions to upload images. For future reference, look in the "Toolbox" table on the left-hand side and click "Upload file". Second, have you read HTBFANJS yet? It might help you while you write new articles or expand on old ones. It's a very holy book; remember well its teachings. I'll look over the articles later, after I burninate some crap.--Andorin Kato 22:15, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Bad boy

Maybe you should look below and see what a joke you played by nominating my Angus Whopper Smith page. Take a look at #3 (the first number 3) and maybe consider looking rereading the steps to nominating an article for deletion. {{Deletiondebates}}{{VFDRules}} Maybe this will help you understand better articles to nominate next time. The Cookie Monster [Spam Me]

Sorry, but I couldn't find the clause stating "Do not nominate articles made by Cookies,yum!. --Andorin Kato 03:57, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Blocked

I've simply blocked you for engaging in activities against me. The Cookie Monster [Spam Me] <--This was where things got funny. Blocking me from Uncyclopedia? I don't think so...

Now there Andorin

5 days later, your still burninating crap? I doubt it. Your instructions on how to upload an image were quite vague, can you explain it to me better? Whenever I attempt to upload an image, it says "ppt is not a reccomended format," than what is? If your dumb to explain it, keep me in contact in someone who knows how to upload images. PLEASE edit Dickhead, it's funny, but needs to be funnier. If you want to email me, go to User:Cookies,yum/Email Me or go to User talk:Cookies,yum!. Thanks! The Cookie Monster [Spam Me]

.ppt is a format for PowerPoint presentations, which aren't images and can't be uploaded like that. Use .jpg files for still images, .gif files for motion images, and .png files for cartoon images (though .jpg works here as well). If you need to make an image out of something in a PowerPoint, use the Print Screen key and Microsoft Paint, then save it as a .jpg and upload it. --Andorin Kato 23:20, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

What Andorin said.....the upload facility is limited to images and to some sound files. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I don't have an appropriate title for this message

You thought you were gonna get away with deleting my article? Huh! I'm sort of surprise you voted to delete it, were you crossing your fingers when you said that? Anyways, it's your birthday and I regret being mean to you. I'm not sure if it really is your birthday, because there's a bunch of horrible liars on the internet, but I'll assume it is and give cake as a Birthday present and I, The Cookie Monster will have to eat a cookie instead.

User:Cookies,yum! has awarded you a slice of cake!

The icing is extra-frosty!

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Take This and run, just be nice to me and the future and don't nominate my wonderful articles for deletion. If so, I will eat your cake.The Cookie Monster [Spam Me]

Trader

I gave you the cake, well so maybe you'd shut up. Well that failed, so you lost your cake. Well 10 year old vandal/spammer, don't try to think your smarter than a Harvard grad. --The Cookie Monster [Spam Me] 19:06, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I don't see how Andorin did anything bad... he did Uncyclopedia a service by nominating a bad article for deletion, and you (a supposed Harvard grad) just seem to be complaining on and on because it happened to be your article. Instead of bitching like this, maybe you should try to shape up and make Uncyclopedia's quality standards instead. You're not proving a point by doing any of this. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:11, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Stop Harassing Users

Stop harassing User:Cookies,yum! by nominating his wonderful articles for deletion. He has a great, funny user page, unlike yours. Cookies,yum! is a cool user, unlike me. You hate him for no reason. HowTo:Bug your teacher is a HILARIOUS article, it was worked on since the tag was placed on and does not diserve to be deleted. It was't just worked by cookies, but by multiple other users. Cookies is a good guy, and stop with your fuck-crap with nominating his articles deletion. You have one other option, to get reported to and administrator and get blocked. --Bostonredsox 16:19, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

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You Were Mean me, Cookies,yum!, for no reason. What did I do to bother you? You just harrsased me by nominating all my articles for deletion. I made a deal that I'd be nice to you if you stop messing with my articles but what do you do? You harass me at the Flammable's Office. I'll admit I created socks, but I did it for the better of Uncyclopedia. You are a fuckwit and you know it, go head, block User talk:74.69.147.123, I honestly don't care.--Not SpecOps Anti-Andorin Kato [Not This] [Not That] [Not The baseball bat] 19:39, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh Dear!

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Andorin Kato, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --Hello Sir 19:49, 18 July 2007 (UTC)