Uncyclopedia:VFH/Indianapolis Colts

Article: Indianapolis Colts	Score: 4 Playoff Chokes
Nominated by:	—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 10:05, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
For: 7	Nom & For. I wrote this forever ago, and think it's pretty good. Then again, I'm a football/Colts fan, so I'm not really sure what you non-football/Colts fans think. LL gave it a positive pee, so yeah. With luck, this will be featured in time for the Colts' inevitable choke in two weeks when they play their divisional game. Vote away. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 10:05, January 4, 2010 (UTC) ~~Conditional~~ For. ~~Get rid of the "engineered suicide" line. Otherwise it was very well done.~~ Done diddly. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 15:17, Jan 4 2010 14-2, bitches! Prime choking position! IronLung 01:53, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Favre One of the Indianapolis papers should find this and run it. If I wasn't so lazy and in need of a hairbrush I'd email one of Indy's sports reporters myself. Aleister in Chains 5th Uncy anniversary, MMX For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:58, 6 January 2010 CHOKE CHOKE FUCKING CHOKE Also: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=214403689160&ref=search&sid=100000423010685.1751481097..1 += 01:10,7January,2010 That wouldn't happen to be your facebook group, would it? Because if so you're about 9980 people away from your goal. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:22, January 8, 2010 (UTC) Nope, just happened to notice it one day. += 00:58,9January,2010 For. Stupid British fucks. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 17:41, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 3	Against. Sorry Guildy, but all I'm seeing here is a string of "choke" references that get old quite quickly. If there are many other jokes in there, I missed 'em, perhaps due to my abject lack of knowledge of the subject (both of the Colts and the sport in general). But although I made it to the end of the article, I scratched my head quite a bit but didn't really laugh, and so I vote this way. --UU - natter 14:18, Jan 5 Eh, no big deal, I can sympathize. I believe it was Mhaille that had a cricket-themed article I while back, and I didn't understand a word of it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:45, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Against. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:57, 13 Jan Against. Too much choking. InMooseWeTrust 16:22, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. It looks good and is well written but I don't know enough about the background to take a view on this. Perhaps they should be renamd the Indianapolis Chokers! --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 18:24, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Comment. C'mon, guys, their inevitable playoff choke is just a week away! Get voting, dammit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:31, January 10, 2010 (UTC) God dammit, Guilty. I seem to have told you to make it more fuckin' accesible to non-football fans, and look what UU gives you. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 17:47, January 12, 2010 (UTC) Yeah, I know. After you gave me that Pee I thought about revising it along those lines, but nothing that came to mind seemed very funny, so I just left it. Ultimately, though, the people who are going to be punching "Indianapolis Colts" into the search box are going to be football fans, and so the article should ultimately cater to them, even if it means not getting a feature. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:09, January 12, 2010 (UTC) Abstain. I didn't find this as funny as real coverage of what Americans call football, but then I'm not a fan. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 21:00, January 12, 2010 (UTC) What we call football?!** This is my understanding of your crap: a little spick kicks a ball into a goal, gets down on his knees shouting and waving his arms, and the whole team fucks him doggystyle. Later, 410 people die in a riot. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 00:55, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Who said what you're talking about is my version of football? My version involves one person's foot and another person's...you know. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 20:17, January 14, 2010 (UTC) That's soccer - proper Football involves 15 blokes throwing a testicle shaped ball around and then having a fight while the crowd get pissed and have a sing-song. First of all, sign your comments. Second of all, Sog, that is far below your previous efforts. Last of all, um, fuck you. I guess. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 17:44, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Comment. So the Colts won. As a result, this article should probably be removed from the queue, as it is no longer topical. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:23, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Now let's not be hasty. There's still a juicy conference final to lose pathetically. IronLung 08:05, January 18, 2010 (UTC) Abstain. Despite living in America my whole life, I hate football and didn't get a word of this. However, I have a feeling that it would be funny to someone who likes/understands the sport. So, yeah.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 17:59, January 17, 2010 (UTC)