Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Survive a Robot Uprising

Article: HowTo:Survive a Robot Uprising	Score: 4
Nominated by:	I found this while working on IC's current project. It's simple, well done and it made me chuckle. I didn't bother to look at the history so I don't know who wrote it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:33, 24 May
For: 8	N&F -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:33, 24 May For. The future looks grim. ~ 20:17, 24 May 2009 (UTC) Machines will rule the world! Per Botty. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:32, 24 May 2009 (UTC) For. per above. Mnb'z 01:52, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Being that I am a weak, soft human I find this information very fortuitous. Le Cejak • <2:12 May 25, 2009> For. --Docile hippopotamus 05:41, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Weak For as per Leddy. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:24, May 26 For Robots! Sexy Chick Zeitgeist 18:01, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Against: 4	Against. I know, I feel like kind of a jerk lately, but the page, while really good at the beginning, starts to trail off at the end, and falls into the old howto pitfall of insulting the reader. Make the narrator more shamelessly survivalist, ditch the insults to the reader, and make the page a bit longer and I'll change my vote in a second. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:22, May 26 Not that I care how you vote, but where did you think it got insulting towards the reader? I didn't get that from this one like I do with so many other HowTo's. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:48, 26 May Against.. It goes well to start with but then looks like it is being padded out with a list to make it longer. Needs more time on the surgery table. --Romartus 15:23, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Against. --Moneke 08:31, 27 May 2009 (UTC) Against What the other guys said. Staircase CUN^t 17:04, 27 May 2009 (UTC)