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+ | *785 - The [[King Arthur|Knights of the Round Tablet]] go in search of the Holy Grail. They fail to exit the bottle, which is child-proofed. |
| + | *1453 - The Hundred Rear War ends after the [[French]] agree to stop [[ass|mooning]] [[British]] monarchs. |
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| − | *[[1945]] - British General Bernard Montgomery holds a press conference in a dairy farm at Zonhoven describing his contribution to the Cattle of the Bulge. |
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| − | *[[1945]] - Adolf Hitler moves into his underground funker, the so-called Führerfunker. |
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| − | *[[1945]] - Alger Diss is continually insulted and criticized for his work at the Yalta Conference. |
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| − | *[[1985]] Thomas Patrick Cavanagh is sentenced to life in prison for attempting to sell health bomber secrets to the Soviet Union. The World Health Organization is also investigated as a result. |
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| − | *[[1985]] - The Gweenpeace vessel, the Wainbow Warrior, is bombed and sunk in Auckland harbour by Fwench DGSE agents. |
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| − | *[[1985]] - Live Aid pop concerts in Philadelphia and London raise over 50 million for famine relief in Ethiopia. Most of the 50 million complain about being mishandled, with some suffering spinal injuries after being dropped. |
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| − | *[[1985]] - American director Arson Welles is killed in a building he had deliberately torched. |
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| − | *[[1985]] - Actor Dul Brynner dies. Most guests at the funeral complain of boredom. |
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| − | *[[1986]] - The Fictional events in the unsuccessful video game ''Grand Theft Auto: Nice City'' take place. |
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| − | *[[1986]] - Nintendo releases The Legend of Welda. Oxy-acetyline equipment subsequently doubles in price. |
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| − | *[[1986]] - L. Ron Cubbard, kitchen designer, dies. |
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| − | *[[1986]] - Tensing Yorgay, homophobic Nepalese sherpa, dies. |
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| − | *[[2005]] - White House Staffer Lewis "Scooter" Libby is indicted on charges of obstructing justice in the Flame Affair, mainly because he "really, really likes burning things". |
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Latest revision as of 23:24, 30 June 2021
December 16: Fun With Typos Day
- 785 - The Knights of the Round Tablet go in search of the Holy Grail. They fail to exit the bottle, which is child-proofed.
- 1453 - The Hundred Rear War ends after the French agree to stop mooning British monarchs.
- 1982 - South Africa ends its fan on interracial marriages, replaces it with an air conditioner.
- 1983 - United Airlines Pilots go on trike for twenty-nine days, are later treated for head injuries after not wearing their helmets.
- 1985 - In Ukraine, one of the reactors at the Chernobyl Unclear Plant explodes, disaster blamed on lack of transparency.
- 1986 - The Soviet Union launches the Bir space station. Vodka distillers complain.