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Jukebox Skin Ideas[edit source]

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Reference Image One.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 13:40, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES[edit source]

My primary hard drive has crashed. I've been able to
recover somewhat, but windows is giving me hassles
and I haven't been able to assess the damage to my
file system. I'll be busy with that for the next few
days. Just so y'all know.

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 22:43, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

I am the very Model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore?[edit source]

Does UnTunes have the song "I am the very Model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore"?

Cheddar Cheesia 22:01, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

New Logo?[edit source]

I had a go at potatochopping you guys a new logo because I was bored. I was also thinking of trying to make a new skin that looks more iTunes Store-ish. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 06:20, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

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Oooo! Shiny blue note! Me rikey! Although, we should probably have a logo contest, so the masses get their say.
  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 09:05, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

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I replace the potato to a piece of golden jigsaw. Have a look.--SunnyChow 15:28, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

New Skin?[edit source]

Potatochopped a skin. At the moment it's just an image but it could probably be turned into a real page with some pagan magic. Check it out here. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 03:11, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

That's purty! Go ahead and cast the pagan magic!
  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 05:45, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
I've started casting the magic, some of it exists here. I've also started creating album art for each UnTune. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 04:05, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
I've created a new header image and changed the Artists, Requests and Support pages a bit. The header tabs are now changed to what Apple actually use in OS X 10.4. I've moved these changes into the mainspace. I think we need a proper list page that doesn't list stuff like UnTunes:Main Page/Header. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:52, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Looking good! You should add yourself to the "Silent Partners" section of the Artists' page, y'know! A re-skin certainly qualifies you! I like the current list for it's automation, and I always figured that the assorted feature, support, and other "administrative" pages would eventually be overshadowed by the real contributions. But, you're free to start up another list page as you see fit. Maybe there's some way to automate a new list, or rework the existing list to exclude subpages.
  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 11:28, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
The only thing that is left is the info boxes but I can't figure out how to get them to work properly =/ --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:37, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
And with some tweaking, it's done! There's still a few minor things to work out but it's functional. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:48, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Schweeet!  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 10:25, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
I've made the featured bit at the top rotate between different songs but it's made the links like Discussion and Edit all funny. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 03:20, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Took if off for now. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:11, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
I can do glass / perspective effects if you need them - unfortunately, it screwed up the text and I didn't use THAT font:

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--thematrixeætsyou, the (adjective) (talk) (flames) 07:27, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
The font is Lucida Grande or Myriad Pro or Podium Sans. When we have enough covers I will replace the rest albums. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:16, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're doing these features as a single big pic, yes? Wouldn't it be better to split it into two background images (all the disks on the left and right) and just change the center to change the feature? I can't remember exactly what it was, but I remember a recent feature that had been coded to look like a notepad window, so I know we can seamlessly combine pix to form a larger image. Probably based on tables.
 __________________________
|        |  black  |       |
|        |_________|       |
|        |         |       |
|        |  album  |       |
| left   |   art   | right |
| bkgd.  |         | bkgd. |
|        |         |       |
|        |_________|       |
|        |  title  |       |
|________|_________|_______|

Something like this. . .   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 08:51, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

At the moment yes. Never thought of splitting it up into a table. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:17, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Now split up into a table. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:29, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

The new skin[edit source]

It's really good - well done. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 13:39, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:57, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

If it's at all possible...[edit source]

You know the album art on the main page? Can't that redirect to the actual song instead of the image? --Emmzee 14:01, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

I guess. Just a bit more work than just directing to the image which has a link to the song. I'll go through and fix them soon. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:32, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Redirected Songs[edit source]

Found a whole bunch of articles in the Songs Category that belonged here so I moved them. They need audio and album art though. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:56, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

I would advise that you wait until they have audio before you showcase them as "new songs." --thematrixeætsyou, the (adjective) (talk) (flames) 21:16, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Um, yeah. If they don't have audio, they don't really belong here yet. We moved over a few articles when UnTunes was established, but they already had audio.
  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 06:28, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
I guess, but they might have more of a chance of getting audio if they are here. And now we have an actual playlist page just listing articles with audio. So it doesn't hurt that much. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:11, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

New Feature[edit source]

I wanna change the feature at the top but don't know which song I should change it should to. Enlighten me guys. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Why not rig it to random select, like the old one did? We really don't have enough content to run a "vote for" feature, do we?  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 12:09, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
I'll see what I can do. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:54, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
Hey, my song got featured! --Emmzee 14:11, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

We need a beat/music request line[edit source]

Yeah, I can't use any program for beatmaking for crap, so a request line would be greatly appreciated. --Emmzee 05:11, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Do Featured UnTunes count toward my featured article count?[edit source]

Because, if so, I will soon have a hat trick. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!

They probably do. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 10:31, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Sorry for my absence[edit source]

Been rather busy and haven't updated the main page in over a month =/ Although I have updated it now. I will be changing the Featured UnTune in a couple of days time. Markers have also been updated. I added a new section called Sing My Song which will help to highlight lyrics that don't have audio and anyone who feels like adding audio can come along and do that. I will also be doing some more album art for songs that don't have it. I am also transitioning all the other info pages (I.e. Playlist) to look like the main page. The Artists page has already been updated. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 11:16, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

I've now transitioned all the info pages to the main page look. Also updated the main page a bit. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 11:19, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

When are we getting the next featured song[edit source]

Title says it all. --NXWave 22:12, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

/me picks up guitar. *strum...pluck pluck...strum* "Neh-verrr." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:12, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
Whoa, my song got featured from like a year ago. I'll record a new song to feature. How do songs get featured, anyways? I don't see anywhere to vote. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 02:49 6 Jan, 2008)
VFH...unless it's a picture of an UnTune, then it's VFP. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:21, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, so I'm trying to find the voting page for the song that's featured right now and finding nothing. Just out of curiosity, do you know where it might be? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 16:30 6 Jan, 2008)
I think that we may be on different internets. If by "featured", you mean "appearing on Uncyclopedia's mainpage", then nominations/votes go on VFH. If, however, by "featured" you mean "would you like to go back to my place and rub some of your parts on some of mine?", then my reply is "How dare you, sir!". By "How dare you, sir!" I mean, "Sure." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:44, 6 January 2008 (UTC)


Can you help me?[edit source]

Hi guys! I'm an italian user of the italian version of Uncyclopedia, called Nonciclopedia. In the italian version there isn't any spaces like UnTunes and I would like to create it in Nonciclopedia. Can you help me? (I'm sorry but my english a SHIT!) -Simou-

Nonciclopedia is a Wikia wiki, so you'll have to bug Wikia staff to install the custom namespace for you (least, that's what we do here). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [25/07 18:16]
Try Sannse. If she can't help you out, she can point you in the right direction. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:41, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Not song but music[edit source]

Must it be a song? I mean, can I post some music without lyric?--SunnyChow 06:11, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Why wouldn't you post the lyrics? That sounds fishy to me. What are you trying to hide? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:20, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
If it's funny, sure.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 13:32, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
(Whyfore are you playing with my colon, Modus? Ewwww!) Is he trying to hide something? I think he means an instrumental of some sort. . .   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 18:52, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
Your extra indent made it look like you were talking to me. Heck, the way the comments are organized now, you're replying to yourself. Good luck digging your colon out of that hole. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:03, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

About Songs[edit source]

Is it okay to put songs on UnTunes that are not necessarily yours but are good? --Skate1168 (Talk) 17:46, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Nobody cares, do what you want. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:56, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
You make a valid argument, SysRq. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:10, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
That's my philosophy for this site: do what you want. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:10, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
Actually, that's my philosophy for life. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:12, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
As long as they're original, made-for-Uncyclopedia and don't contain peanut oil, yes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:37, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
And you have to worship the Devil in the song when played backwards through a shoe. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:41, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the info! --69.214.14.140 22:00, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

If the answer is yes, we have too many songs to put on UnTunes. On the other hand, most of the articles in Uncyclopedia, UnBook, UnNews are original. It seems that we should keep this rule in UnTunes.--SunnyChow 14:56, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

My recent work[edit source]

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I would like to show you what I am working on . It's My Untune Hero. This flash game has hardly been finished but playable. I hope you will enjoy it.--SunnyChow 14:05, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

press left red fret
press down green fret
press right blue fret
press space strum
Hold your keyboard as holding a guitar

Drum beats 🥁🎶[edit source]

drum beats make me dance ContentRemover (talk) 01:01, 16 February 2022 (UTC)