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Clearly not Deion Sanders vouching for his son

Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Silksong, and DeltaruneEurovisionRussian InvasionIsrael-Palestine conflictDOGE budget cuts • SWAT teams on guard for the "chicken jockey" scene of A Minecraft MovieTrump and Xi's tariff games • The IRS hunting late tax payers

Recent deaths: Kurt from Good BurgerGeorge Foreman23andMeBruce GloverRichard ChamberlainRoger Daltrey's eyes and earsVal KilmerYoon Suk Yeol's presidency and freedom • Your 401KJay North • The 1-game "playoff runs" of the mid-tier NBA teams • SPOILER: Joel • Pope Francis • Shedeur Sanders' career, before it even started • Lar Park Lincoln

Upcoming deaths: U.S. and Global Economy • Luigi MangioneKate MiddletonLaura PalmerDEIGawr GuraGoogle's ad monopoly • Cleveland Browns' locker room