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Only two years younger than Nosferatu. RIP.

• Jimmy Carter kicks bucket at the ripe old age of 100 (Pictured)
• Panama Canal faces ominous threats from both global warming and Donald Trump
• Google reveals least popular searches of 2024
• Jay-Z and Beyonce sit their children down and have a talk with them
• Luigi arraigned for gunning down health insurance CEO; pleads not guilty
• South Korea's president tries to order pizza, declares martial law instead
• Biden pardons Princess Peach and Blossom
  • ... and Hunter... and Fauci...
  • Special Counsel Jack Smith pardons President-elect turkey, meaning he gets away with January 6th
• Cicely Tyson demolishes Aaron Paul in Netflix "boxing" match
• Project 2025 to be implemented in 2026, riots ensue
• The Onion buys InfoWars. Extra true conspiracy theories coming soon!
  • "Nope!" says, judge
• Epstein pal Trump picks sex pest pedophile as attorney general... only for him to pull out
• Trump picks Led Zeppelin to lead EPA
• Obama smears poop on daycare
• Kardashian and Aniston endorse bestiality
• UnNews publishes official 2024 post-election guide for liberals having to deal with Trump

Ongoing: Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel-Hamas conflict • United States presidential election aftermath • NBA and NHL seasons • Athletes doing the "Trump Dance" • Josh Allen / Lamar Jackson MVP "debate"
Recent deaths: 2024 • Brian Thompson (United Healthcare CEO) • Democrat party • Diddy's career • The Eras Tour • Alabama football's championship bid • The white guy from The Mod Squad • Jimmy Carter
Upcoming deaths: Vladimir Putin • Bashar al-Assad • Diddy's freedom • Benjamin Netanyahu • Jay-Z's career and freedom• Luigi Mangione • Kate Middleton • Aaron Rodgers' career