Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 28

Yes kids - Brick walls can be fun.

September 28: Commemoration of the Brick wall.

1200 - Roger Waters places first brick in The Wall.
1207 - The first brick wall crumbles. 491 years of darkness ensues.
1698 - Brick reinvented by Kevin Costner as a flotation device. Kevin decrees that any major milestone of the brick must henceforth occur on September 26.
1699 - Roger Waters put another brick in The Wall.
1704 - First 'stack of bricks' discovered at the bottom of Lake Superior, along with Ricki Lake.
1837 - Humpty Dumpty trades in brick wall for something a lot more stable.
1839 - Mister Angry Waters throw a lot of bricks in The Wall again and again.
1917 - Roger Waters puts another fuckin' brick in The Wall.
1923 - The Wailing Wall collapses after major flooding caused by millions of pilgrims.
1930 - Wall Street crashes due to mortar stocks going through the roof.
1989 - Berlin Wall breaks up after discovering their cover version of Canadian Idiot is not popular in America.
1997 - Prof. M. Brick invents the 'new' brick wall to commemorate the 299th anniversary of the brick.
1998 - Vin Diesel records a special commemorative cover of "Brick House", titled "Brick Shithouse".
1999 - WLCPs "Another Brick in the Eye" reaches number 72 in the Billboard Charts.

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