Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 20

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Nice to meet you Sophia, my name is Randy

November 20: Sophia Day

  • 500 BC - Greeks invent philosophy - (filos=love, Sophia)
  • 479 BC - Sophia invents boobs , millions stare.
  • 403 - Hagia Sohpia completed in Constantinople. Her majestic domes are just huge.
  • 1917 - World War I: Battle of Cambrai begins - The Allies make surprise attack on the German Trenches while the Soldiers are transfixed on Sophia's Invention.
  • 1950 - Sofia Loren enters puberty. The Acme Hand Lotion Company sees its stock quadruple almost overnight.