Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 19

May 19: Shill Your Products on Wikipedia Day

• π - Mathematicians decide to stop writing all infinite digits of π and just scribble some fucked up looking h thing instead.
• 1922 - The United States quota on immigration is repealed after Congress unanimously votes to force everyone on Earth to live in the United States.
• 1971 - The Soviet Union's space program releases Mars 2, the sequel to the hit planet Mars. Due to budget cuts, Mars 2 is hollow and only has two dimensions.
• 1999 - Jar Jar Binks's lead role in The Phantom Menace earns him an Oscar nod, critics cheer: "George Lucas is back!"
• 2005 - To pay off his severe gambling debts, Jimbo Wales invites different companies to edit their own Wikipedia pages. (Pictured)
• 2026 - Uncyclopedia finally stops sucking.

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