Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 5

March 5: Jump to the Beat of the Party Line Day (Turkey)

1914 - Preparations for the wildest party known to mankind are well on their way
1947 - The wildest party known to mankind begins today, death tolls are still rising.
1991 - Emperor George Bush, Sr. takes over all of the Americas, except Hawaii.
1999 - The party almost stops over fear of the Y2K Bug. Then someone gets a fly swatter. Party continues.
2006 - Party nearly ends due to sudden Bird Flu epidemic. Ends with Bird Flu being deported to Britain and the death of Big Bird. Party Continues.
2008 - Aliens invade the Eastern Seaboard, destroying the cities of New York and Washington, D.C., party suspended until Will Smith blows up their mothership.
2148 - End of the World, the Turks party in Heaven, with Allah, Buddha and Jesus.

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