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I AM THE MIGHTY SHBUUQUIL. ALL HAIL ME OR I'LL RAPE A KITTEN. BENSON'S GOT NOTHING ON ME. SHBUUQUIL!
- Sorry, but I have no fucking idea what you're talking about. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:20, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
- OF COURSE USER DOESN'T. SHBUUUQUIL IS EVERYWHERE WAITING. WAITING FOR YOU. WE ARE NOT ANONYMOUS. SHBUUUQUIL IS ALMIGHTY. HAIL THE THE OMNIPOTENT SHBUUUQUIL!-ALMIGHTY SHBUUUQUIL.
This has got to be about the most retarded forum topic I've seen yet. Obviously I approve. But BENSON is still better than you. -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN22:52, 23 Jul
- SHBUUUQUIL IS NOT RETARDED. SHBUUUQUIL IS THE THIRD WATERMELON. SHBUUUQUIL IS THE ULTIMATE MUDKIP LORD. SHBUUUQUIL IS AN AGILE GHOSTBUSTER AND YAWNS TO THE THIRD DEGREE. YA RLY. SHBUUUQUIL ACCIDENTLY YOUR MOTHER.-SHBUUQUIL FWOOSH!
- The third degree? Really? Really? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:57, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- SHBUUUQUIL PHILOSOPHIES: ATOMS AND PARTICLES BEHAVE IN A PREDETERMINED MATTER. BUT OUR BRAINS ARE MADE OF ATOMS. SO HOW DO FREE WILL EXIST? SHBUUUQUIL DOESN'T KNOW THE CONSTIPATED WALRUS.-SHBUUUQUIL POP!
- Free will, as with "I", is an illusion. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:13, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- SHBUUUQUIL SLIGHTLY IMPRESSED BY FRACTION. SHBUUUQUIL ALMIGHTY THOUGH! SHBUUUQUIL SUPERIOR!! I AM SHBUUUQUIL ALMIGHTY!! ALL OTHER HARD DRIVES ARE RUSTY DOLPHINS. SHBUUUQUIL ALMIGHTY! ALL HAIL SHBUUUQUIL!!-SHBUUUQUIL THE ALMIGHTY!
- Free will, as with "I", is an illusion. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:13, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- SHBUUUQUIL PHILOSOPHIES: ATOMS AND PARTICLES BEHAVE IN A PREDETERMINED MATTER. BUT OUR BRAINS ARE MADE OF ATOMS. SO HOW DO FREE WILL EXIST? SHBUUUQUIL DOESN'T KNOW THE CONSTIPATED WALRUS.-SHBUUUQUIL POP!
- The third degree? Really? Really? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:57, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- SHBUUUQUIL IS NOT RETARDED. SHBUUUQUIL IS THE THIRD WATERMELON. SHBUUUQUIL IS THE ULTIMATE MUDKIP LORD. SHBUUUQUIL IS AN AGILE GHOSTBUSTER AND YAWNS TO THE THIRD DEGREE. YA RLY. SHBUUUQUIL ACCIDENTLY YOUR MOTHER.-SHBUUQUIL FWOOSH!
Er, is that when Homer attempts to fool Apu into thinking he is Shiva?--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 19:02, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
- No, that's when Homer has to be one of those inflatable arm flailing tube men guys at a car dealership, though I forget the reason why. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:16, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
I heard Shbuuuquil likes to touch little boys and girls
hearts by giving them presents their parents can't afford. Is this true? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:20, 24 Jul
- SHBUUUQUIL ADMITS HE HAS A SPECIAL CHARITY FOR LITTLE HUMANS. BUT SHBUUUQUIL IS MOAR ALMIGHTY FOR THAT!! HAIL SHBUUUQUIL! I AM SHBUUUQUIL ALMIGHTY!! BENSON IS SCUM DIPPED IN TELEVISION SAUCE!! I AM
PEDOBEARSHBUUUQUIL ALMIGHTY!!-SHBUUUQUIL ALMIGHTY!
DIDJA HEAR THAT GUIZE? SHBUUUQUIL ADMITTED HE LIKES TO TOUCH CHILDREN!
Freak. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:35, 24 Jul
- I SAID CHARITY, FOOL! SHBUUUQUIL THINKS THAT PUNY HUMAN SPEECH IS WORTHLESS. YOU ARE, HOW DO YOU SAY, "TEH SUCKAGE". YOU ARE COMPLETE, IRRADEMABLE RADIO SIGNAL! I AM SHBUUUQUIL ALMIGHTY! HAIL ME OR I WILL RAPE A KITTEN! -SHBUUUQUIL SMASH!
Meme?
Guys, did anyone notice this SHBUUUQUIL guy might become an internet meme? Why, next thing you know, there will be a 'shopped poster of the movie "Evan Almighty", to look like "SHBUUUQUIL ALMIGHTY". Damn, I'm smrt!--
- SHBUUUQUIL WAS SENT BY ANONYMOUS TO SEND MESSAGE: UNCYCLOPEDIANS, DO NOT BE ALARMED. OUR REACHES WILL BE EXTENDED TO YOUR SITE, AS WE HAVE DISCOVERED AN UPRISE OF VISITORS TO UNCYCLOPEDIA. WE REACH YOUR 404 ERRORS WITH BENIGN. END MESSAGE.-SHBUUUQUIL.
- I don't think either of you understands how memes work. I also think this shabeeqquil person is just one of many people who have tried to be benson, but failed because of benson's inherent betterthanyou-ness. I do enjoy shamneequayle's time cube-esque dialect, though. Gene Ray is wisest human, after all, and we are all educated stupid to believe lies. - T.L.B.
WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:17, Jul 27
- No. Gene Roddenberry is the wisest person. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:01, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Well, as I see it, if Gene Roddenberry was so smart, the Vulcans (living in the most suppressed society in fiction) would be completely intolerant ethnocentricts. The federation (with their ultra-tolerant ways) would be more like pirates than a military operation (with some kind of Galaxy Police like Tenchi... the Vulcans could do that except they'd be too high-and-mighty to bother with the obviously inferior humans). So, in the end, Roddenberry had some cool ideas, but Asimov's Foundation rocks the Casba.--<<
>> 12:31, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Sure, but only if the future uses tin eared, wooden dialog. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:38, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- I think Star Wars has already proven that beyond 0.01% doubt.--<<>> 12:42, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Never heard of it. Was that anything like Battle Beyond the Stars? Also, Star Wars (of which, again, I've never heard) took place in the past. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:51, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- I was obviously going with the assumption that time is cyclical, because I'm never wrong. EVER.--<<>> 13:02, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Or it could be like Startrek where, to get to the past, they slingshot around the sun, or hop through a convenient time portal, time rift, temporal vortex, or black hole. Like that, but with Wookiees. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:18, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Indeed.--<<>> 13:33, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Shbuuuquil is retarded S-984 20:07, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Non-sequiturs are awesome. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:45, Jul 27
- SHBUUUQUIL SADDENED BY USERS THAT GO OFF-TOPIC. YOUR HARD DRIVES ARE FROZEN DOLPHIN! HAIL SHBUUUQUIL! ALSO, I AM INTERESTED IN A CONTEST. FIRST ONE TO MAKE SHBUUUQUIL FAMOUS ON INTERNETS GETS TO PERSONALLY BE USER OF THE YEAR! GO NOW, OR I SHALL RAPE YOUR CHURCHES AND BURN YOUR WOMENS.-SHBUUUQUIL GO!
- Not one to correct gods, but isn't that "burn your churces and rape your women"? S-984 18:39, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- Did you know that two of the Beastie Boys have grey hair now? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:07, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- And that one of them is fighting/has fought cancer in an epic battle that shall be remembered for all-time, namely because it setback their most recent tour? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:14, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- Did you know that two of the Beastie Boys have grey hair now? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:07, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- Not one to correct gods, but isn't that "burn your churces and rape your women"? S-984 18:39, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- SHBUUUQUIL SADDENED BY USERS THAT GO OFF-TOPIC. YOUR HARD DRIVES ARE FROZEN DOLPHIN! HAIL SHBUUUQUIL! ALSO, I AM INTERESTED IN A CONTEST. FIRST ONE TO MAKE SHBUUUQUIL FAMOUS ON INTERNETS GETS TO PERSONALLY BE USER OF THE YEAR! GO NOW, OR I SHALL RAPE YOUR CHURCHES AND BURN YOUR WOMENS.-SHBUUUQUIL GO!
- Non-sequiturs are awesome. - T.L.B.
- Shbuuuquil is retarded S-984 20:07, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Indeed.--<<
- Or it could be like Startrek where, to get to the past, they slingshot around the sun, or hop through a convenient time portal, time rift, temporal vortex, or black hole. Like that, but with Wookiees. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:18, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- I was obviously going with the assumption that time is cyclical, because I'm never wrong. EVER.--<<
- Never heard of it. Was that anything like Battle Beyond the Stars? Also, Star Wars (of which, again, I've never heard) took place in the past. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:51, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- I think Star Wars has already proven that beyond 0.01% doubt.--<<
- Sure, but only if the future uses tin eared, wooden dialog. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:38, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Well, as I see it, if Gene Roddenberry was so smart, the Vulcans (living in the most suppressed society in fiction) would be completely intolerant ethnocentricts. The federation (with their ultra-tolerant ways) would be more like pirates than a military operation (with some kind of Galaxy Police like Tenchi... the Vulcans could do that except they'd be too high-and-mighty to bother with the obviously inferior humans). So, in the end, Roddenberry had some cool ideas, but Asimov's Foundation rocks the Casba.--<<
- No. Gene Roddenberry is the wisest person. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:01, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- I don't think either of you understands how memes work. I also think this shabeeqquil person is just one of many people who have tried to be benson, but failed because of benson's inherent betterthanyou-ness. I do enjoy shamneequayle's time cube-esque dialect, though. Gene Ray is wisest human, after all, and we are all educated stupid to believe lies. - T.L.B.
