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And here is another fabulous contest made by me. I know how much you all love them, and if you don't then I'll just politely ask you to blow me. Anyway, lets see who is the funniest person on this site Not in terms of writing funny articles, but funny overall, in personallity and attitude in forums, chatrooms, talk pages.... yall get what I'm saying right? Anyway, pick your favorite and nominate him below. No self noms. Voting process will begin on the 30th of December, which will last up to 5 days. So lets get roling.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:47, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Rules

• Must have been active as of 2010.
• Must be well known.
• Must not be banned infinitely

Nominations

• Mhaille. The rest of you all suck. He does too, but not as bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:34, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

  Never met the guy. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:55, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

• Sockpuppet of an unregistered user... because Aleister said so, He just didn't put it here. 1234 ~ 04:52, 27 December 2010

  From his autobiography: "one time my mother was taking a dump and i crawled out of her vagina. it was the beginning of a lot of pooping, shitting and crapping." MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:55, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

• Roman Dog Bird Everything he does makes me laugh.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 04:57, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

  Agreed. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:55, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

• Modusoperandi per above. --Mn-z 13:44, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

  He's a cranky old man who doesn't approve of my band practicing so loudly during the middle of the night. SCREW YOU OLD MAN! Always keepin' me down an' shit... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:55, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

  He's nice... he reminds me of my dad. 1234 ~ 01:40, 29 December 2010

• Hyperbole BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 13:44, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

  tl;dr. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:55, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

  I eat apples with Mike Tyson. --Mn-z 16:20, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

• Don Knotts Cause he was hilarious an' I miss em. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:55, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

  You would... Andy Griffith 03:55, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

• Aleister in Chains - I like this guy. He always writes something funny in his comments on VFH and has funny talkpage ;p. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 01:11, December 29, 2010 (UTC)
• Black flamingo11 - because he asked for a nom in a comment section ;p Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 01:11, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

Stoled my nomination--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:20, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

• Lyrithya - there is something funny in this user. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 01:11, December 29, 2010 (UTC)
• Colin "All your base" Heaney - per IRC and his sigs and everything he does. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 01:15, December 29, 2010 (UTC)
• ChiefjusticeDS - he tries to be serious and it makes me laugh for some reason ;p. Anyway, he agreed on keeping this article - that was funny ;p Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 01:11, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

  He's a big meany-head. A big... pink... cabbagy meany-head! 1234 ~ 01:40, 29 December 2010

• Iwillkillyou333... because he can't spell, or something. That's funny. Isn't it? 1234 ~ 01:40, 29 December 2010

I actually can't type too well.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:19, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

• MadMax - He's funny. He is. He just happens to live in the walls, or something. 1234 ~ 01:40, 29 December 2010
• Zombiebaron. I can't believe nobody has nominated this guy yet. He is the best. Ever. -- The Zombiebaron 05:42, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

LSince this is and admin voting for himslef and has the power to ban me, I'll make an exception to the no self-nom rule--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:47, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Don't stand for it IWKY, show the bastard what for! --Black Flamingo 07:59, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah! In the real world he's 4'8" and ninety pounds, and here he's just some dork on the internet! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:07, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah! Just like Modus said, ZB is Canadian! You can do it, IWKY! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:28, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Wuss. --Roman Dog Bird 22:49, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

• Carlb... because he isnt as extra visible but writes solid bood and VERY funny stuff. --Shabidoo 08:24, December 31, 2010 (UTC)
  • His satirical anti-wikia rants are hilarious. --Mn-z 18:01, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Comments

No, I have no idea who you are because you forgot to sign your post at first, and no idea what you're talking about, because you can't tell which your is which, and no idea what this is because you're assuming we're all menfolk. Some of us are flatworms, you know. Giant flatworms. 1234 ~ 02:51, 27 December 2010

This seems too limiting, lots and lots and lots of people are the funniest, and to pick one is counterintuitive. So I'll pass. Now if it's for the most daft user,  For. Socky. Aleister 2:56 27 12

Daft?--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:57, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Crazy, whacked out of hisher skull, loony as a tune, but able to write too. But that's probably a bad idea, and it has been done in the turkey contest anyway. I will go and drink now. Maybe. Aleister 3:10 27 12

Y'know, he is pretty bonkers, now that you mention it... 1234 ~ 03:18, 27 December 2010

Ok, the most daft user. How about that?--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:27, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, 'on this sight'? 1234 ~ 05:02, 27 December 2010

You just like to check for criticism. do you?--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:15, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

I don't need to check... you just leave things lying around! *flails a bit* 1234 ~ 05:21, 27 December 2010

At least the title makes sense - "most funniest". --Black Flamingo 17:07, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

At least there is that. 1234 ~ 17:25, 28 December 2010

Why no self-noms?

No one makes me laugh as consistently or as heartily as myself. --Black Flamingo 11:29, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

I wholeheartedly agree. However, as if by some Christmas miracle, I've already been nommed. /starts laughing maniacally. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:38, 27 December 2010

It's the rules for awards like UotM and such, so that's why I made the rule. But you can vote for yourself.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:24, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

Question

Why do we have 35 days to nominate, but only 5 days to vote? --Mn-z 13:44, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

That was my fault, thank you for pointing that out.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:21, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Wonderful idea!

I was just thinking to myself the other day, you know, Uncyclopedia doesn't do nearly enough voting in January. Perhaps the Winter Festival King or Queen will win again? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:13, Dec. 29, 2010

Yes, how was that going? 1234 ~ 05:13, 29 December 2010

Vote Here

Voting officially begins NOW!!!!!! Who shall win? Lets find out!--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:28, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

*votes random large animals on everyone* 1234 ~ 05:32, 31 December 2010

Buster Keaton

Score: +1000000

1. --Roman Dog Bird 22:50, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

   Winner. --Roman Dog Bird 22:09, January 6, 2011 (UTC)