Forum:Morbidlyobeseland
Has anyone ever tried to make an article like this? i had an idea.
Sumostan The United States of America MorbidlyObeseLand | |||||
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| Motto: "God save my chocolate bar!" | |||||
| Anthem: "This is why I'm Fat" | |||||
| Capital | Morbidlyobeseland city | ||||
| Largest city | McDonalds | ||||
| Official language(s) | Engrish, Nondecipherable Gibberish | ||||
| Government | Capitalist | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, <insert name here> | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Yesterday | ||||
| Currency | Cows | ||||
| Religion | None(Nobody Is healthy enough to go to church) | ||||
just dont make me make you A splode. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Nezlr (talk • contribs)
- yes, it's here. Sean.hoyland - tak() 17:18, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- I once tried to make a page. Then the police came and took it away. "Crime against nature", they called it. Harumph! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:48, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
Looks like it's been done... --THINKER 22:10, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Buh-boom, BEEEESH!! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:13 6 Feb, 2008)
That isnt what i mean, but its giving me an idea. how about for the whole chart, it shows a picture of america as its location?– Preceding unsigned comment added by Nezlr (talk • contribs)
- Read the above posts. That's Uncyc speak for "Don't make this article." Also, {{unsigned}} is Uncyc speak for "Use four tildes (~~~~) to sign your posts." ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 23:33 6 Feb, 2008)
- ...except for my comment. It was about the time I tried to make a page, and the bit that happened after, when the police came and took it away. "Crime against nature", they called it. Then I harumphed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:50, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- And a mighty harumph it was. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:51, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- ...except for my comment. It was about the time I tried to make a page, and the bit that happened after, when the police came and took it away. "Crime against nature", they called it. Then I harumphed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:50, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
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Yeah, uh...
We said no. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:09 7 Feb, 2008)
- But don't let that stop you. We're idiots. Seriously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:49, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah....I remember that time Modus nearly died when he tried to snort icecream. We laugh about it now, and the doctors say he may return to normal over time. Also laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have AIDS. -- Sir Mhaille
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- Yeah....I remember that time Modus nearly died when he tried to snort icecream. We laugh about it now, and the doctors say he may return to normal over time. Also laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have AIDS. -- Sir Mhaille
- It would've worked if the spoon didn't get stuck. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:05, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
- No we didn't. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:23, 07 Feb 2008
- Yea we did. Don't you remember? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:37, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
A Moral Tale
Rather than saying 'No' which is of no consequence anyway, I'm going to be uncharacteristically verbose and tell a moral tale of relevance. Perhaps the person who posted this question could ponder this at length.
A few years years ago I used to regularly commute between Aberdeen in Scotland and Portland, OR. On one occasion I was on a flight from St Louis to London. Several hours into the flight we reached the east coast and the captain announced that due to a problem with an altitude/collision avoidance system he was unable to obtain permission from air traffic control in Europe to cross the Atlantic. We headed north to New York, circled JFK, Newark etc for a while trying to get permission to land. It was not forthcoming.
We headed back to St Louis.
Once on the ground we were informed that customs/immigration or someone wouldn't allow anyone off the plane.
We all dutifully remained seated having travelled for 8 hours only to arrive back where we started, trapped on a plane.
As luck would have it, the captain, co-pilot and many of the flight crew were smokers so they negotiated a compromise whereby crew and passengers were allowed a short distance off the plane into a corridor to deal with broken flight connections, have a drink, a smoke, a walk around, make calls at the airlines expense, chat, have a laugh etc etc while the engineers worked on the technical problem. A great party atmosphere developed as is often the case in these circumstances with much banter and high spirits as passengers and crew tried to make the best of things.
Then it happened.
An extremely morbidly obese man who was sitting in business class burst onto the scene and announced in a very loud and angry voice
"I hope you all die of cancer!".
There was a hushed silence as he rotated slowly and made as best of a dramatic exit as he could manage. There were some nervous giggles and smirks as passengers and crew pondered this. Things then returned to normal.
True story.
What is the moral of this tale ? I don't know. I haven't figured it out yet. Thank you for your attention. A feature length film version of this story is due out in fall, 2009. Please continue. Sean.hoyland - tak() 07:01, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
- The lack of relivence paired with the humor of this almost-epic story might deserve a progressive standing ovation.
- <clap>... <clap>... <clap>, <clap> <nod head, now confident> <clap clap clap>! YEAH! --THINKER 15:24, 7 February 2008 (UTC)