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He's not the steadiest fellow.
Oscar said these. Maybe.

Yep, Oscar Wilde himself - or at least a scale plastic replica, complete with Willy Wonkish purple jacket, articulated knees and a cane that doesn't really fit in his hand. He even comes with a list of attributed quotes, though some, I'm sure, are entirely made up. Sorry for the terrible image quality. —rc (t) 21:53, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Sorry isn't going to cut it, Rc. You need to do better. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:59, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
WOW! A real Oscar Wilde action figure from Disney's Bedknobs and Boomsticks....classy! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
No laser pistol? How's he supposed to be Skeletor without a laser pistol? Dry wit? Oh.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:43, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
I've seen those before. I saw one and thought of Uncyc. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:05, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
Hey, I got the Jesus action figure for Christmas. Maybe we should get together and let them do battle. Oscar may have his dry wit and his Quotes, but Jesus has me on his side. Spang talk 05:16, 27 Dec 2006
WANT. O_O —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [05:20, 27 December 2006 (UTC)]
Now you need to ask for the Oscar Wilde Parlour/Action Command Center playset for your birthday.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:22, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
As well as the Oscar Wilde Prison Playset (ages 6+ only). —rc (t) 07:42, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
Don't they have a group of hooker action figures for Oscar to pimp? Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:27, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
I myself prefer the Chuck Norris Super Roundhouse Kick Xtreme Action Figure™, though I also have a Talking Kanye West Doll (really talks!) and a Steve Ballmer Squeezable Stress Reliever. Not that anyone wants to squeeze Steve. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:06, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
I-I would like to squeeze Steve. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:10, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Is that an acoustic bass guitar, or a ukelele? -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 13:06, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Looks to be a ukulele to me - I think an acoustic bass guitar would be bigger, if I'm not retarded. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:15, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
Yes, it's a uke - another Cmas gift. —rc (t) 21:55, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
How much? and where from? --—Braydie 21:58, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
The uke or the Oscar? The former is a Hilo soprano from a local music place. My brother apparently found the Oscar at some obscure shop on Magazine Street in New Orleans. Dunno how much either cost. —rc (t) 22:13, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
Ahh right, I was thinking of getting a uke a while ago. Thanks anyway. --—Braydie 22:18, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Now we just need a Grue action figure and an Anonymous action figure. Do they make Cthulu action figures? Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:58, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Plush Domo-Kun and Cthulu. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:17, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
Not action figures. The Grue doesn't have any devouring action. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:22, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
You don't get more actiony than plush dolls, baby. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:25, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
Yes, the feeling of the soft fabric on your... skin really helps when it comes time to... come. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:43, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

I got a rock. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 17:59, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

I got Xmen III. I had to fake joy...on the plus side, my kitchen table doesn't wobble anymore.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:02, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Guess as to Rc's other gifts

  • Well I thought Rc might have gotten "Crime of the Centuary" (I know I did). Oh, and feel free to make whatever joke I should have made about my choice for me. --Sir Zombiebaron 22:22, 27 December 2006 (UTC)