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this place is full of ausomeness. post your favourite quotes you have come across.

this was on the bottom 100 rejected harry potter novels

[[quote:Harry Potter and the False Accusations Grafitti starts to appear in the men's lavvy in Hogwarts proclaiming that Harry Potter is "A big gay poofwizard" and "hung like a Limpwuitted Virginmouse". He refutes these claims, often in ways that violate numerous sexual assault laws, but the culprit turns out to be Ron Weasley, violently jealous of Harry's popularity.]]--FlameThrougher 13:14, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

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Also; no. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:21, 12 Sep

You lost me at 'False'... ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 16:52, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Lost me at 'ausomeness' -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:56, 12 Sep

Lost me at 'forum'. ~ 16:59, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

You lost me at 'Lost'. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:17, 12 Sep

And surprisingly, I'm not lost. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:20, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Then how'd you end up here? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:04, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Through the grace of God. ♫I once was lost! But now, I'm found! Whatever the fuck the next lyrics arrrree!♫ MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:10, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Was blind but now I see, you fucking cunt. -- impressive Ape (anglicanize) (Riot Porn) 19:47, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry if I haven't seen that commercial in about two years. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:55, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Apology accepted. --EMC ^[TALK] 19:56, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

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kingkitty ~Fuck you~

--C:\syndrome\_ 22:29, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Holy god, that's actually the second best compilation strip I've ever seen. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:06, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Then what was the best one? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:49, 13 September 2009

I guess the one that had more "PANTS" in it, am I correct? -- Style  Guide 17:56, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Maybe just more T-Rex and Weebl. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 19:15, September 13, 2009 (UTC)