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After gaslighting their followers that the non-existent country of France was a real place, and after stating that Jeffrey Epstein was "my best friend", this horrid Uncyclopedian user has earned their place as one of the most hated Uncyclopedians on the site. It eventually went way deeper than these surface-level facts, however, as it has been revealed that Brown9622 has had a secret history of lying, pedophilia, and even more. These events have escalated so much, that recently, Gergdown has deleted their Discord account, and alongside it, have left the Uncyclopedian Discord server. So how did this story occur? (Full article...)

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Sesame Street finally exploits the fact that it's on HBO

That's a fucking excellent idea!

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Roman Catholic Church canonizes Frosty the Snowman as a divine being
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Santa Claus now "probably about a four" on the Kinsey scale
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George H.W. Bush dies: Best and worst of his life
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Did you know

... that What's-his-name off that thing (Pictured) was in that film with that other dude?

... that the The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
... that contrary to popular belief, popular belief isn't all that popular?
... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
... that the White House is really off-white?
... that every single day, we breathe enough air to continue living?
...that your baby boy would one day walk on water?
... that a simile is like a metaphor? And hyperbole is the greatest thing ever?

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On this day

January 7: Black Karl Marx Day

698 - King Arthur has a white wine with his cottage pie instead of a red, the round table become concerned.
1608 - The settlement of Jamestown, Virginia burns down after a careless farmer leaves the smoking tobacco too close to the firewood.
1954 - The first demonstration of computer speech is performed in Georgetown University by an IBM machine, it says: suck it nerds
1959 - The U.S. Government sends Fidel Castro fifteen crates of the finest American cigars, which only look like live sticks of dynamite.
1989 - In response to allegations of class reductionism, the Democratic Socialists of America release the new and improved Black Karl Marx, now 40% more intersectional. (Pictured)
2012 - Pope Francis excommunicates the Vatican's fancy Pope throne in favor of a lame white chair, the peasants cheer, but God cries.
2017 - Black Karl Marx calls one of his female colleagues honeybun, is temporarily taken out of commission.